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>>34365427
Are you Black though?

>>34365427
Sauce on pic?

Origamisalami

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>>34365485
No, white nordic/slav mix.

This idol was found in my country, so i guess it makes sense i am attracted to the same type of women as my ancestors were.

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>That Chad who made dumb sex noises and kept making annoying comments on every little subject made everyone laugh somehow
>Teacher even knew but let it happen anyway

How, it wasn't funny, it was annoying
How did he get away with it

That's one of the first lies my mom told me.

Truth is that unless you're a genius, Chad's personality and social intelligence will get him further in life than your slightly-above intelligence, no social skills, and lazy attitude will.

Did you at least strive to be more successful than Chad?
I am a lawyer. Probably the most Chad profession.
I out did everyone from school

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>>34365387
>cant stand up because the effort would make you shit yourself
>have to stand up because you have to shit

>>34365387
Can you take a picture of it? I've been collecting pictures of anon poop from every board for comparison.

>>34365387
>have diarrhea
>get bullied into having mexican food for dinner
>spend money on diarrhea medicine, extra strength
>don't get diarrhea again somehow

>>34365346
>I think
I feel

same here, i think it is stupid and narcicist, it is the ultimate "people must care about me" when it isn't true in any way

>>34365362
If it's a photo that someone else took and I am in a very natural state I think that is different.

All these bitches laying in bed snapping pics is utterly degenerate

>>34365253
wether we wanted it or not that was the phone call that saved /r9k/

>>34365253
Bogdanoffs are a shitty forced meme, not worth learning more about them

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>>34365253
These two gods own everything even you

Quick rundown on them:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

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>>34365216
>wants something to do with me

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>>34365262
This desu
oheo

is Seinfeld actually funny and worth watching on netflix? Heard somebody say they just ripped off other shows and consolidated the jokes. I did laugh my ass off at the double dip the chips episode though.

sticker on the door

>>34365205
Metal thing on the wall.

Metal box on the wall

>>34365099
Shave it off, grow beard, get glasses

Start working out a bunch and shave your head.

You may not be it in mind, but you'll look alpha in body.

If your balding isn't that bad you can use Rogain to halt or slow down balding (It won't bring it back though and it's expensive)

Otherwise just shave your head

>>34365076
Women are handed everything in life because they have holes.

>>34365105
they even say in the show that the whale is too fat to fuck. Yet he stays with her.

>>34365076
The boyfriends are usually fat fetishists who turn into huge assholes when the women lose weight
I remember one of them told his wife to go graze on their lawn if she wanted to eat salads

Don't do it. If you can't bring yourself to go to class then drop out, it's better than spending money on nothing. I've been there

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>>34364873
>mfw trade school
>mfw actually have a chance at life
>mfw don't have to sell my kidneys on the black market to pay some student loan debt
>mfw jobs are in heavy demand yet no one goes into them
>mfw got hired right out of school


You fell for the college meme. If you aren't going to classes then drop out now as that is literally wasting money. Paying for college and not going to class is like buying a yacht when you live in an arid, dry desert, depression or no depression.

uhhh like what's your major?

White boy looking like he straight outta gta lmao

>>34364823
Lmao, never talk trash just swing first or get jumped.
Obviously the best thing to do is to run away

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>>34364823
This is our future. sdsadasdsa

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>>34364782

You're certainly not the only other female that does this. In fact I suspect this is very common based on what I've seen on Reddit, what I saw after Trump won that night, and at various other times online and off.

Lying and manipulating is what women do. Which is why I believe false rape reports are more common than is believed and why I don't even believe half the shit I see women and mentally sick feminists whining about.

>>34364782
femanon here I do that from time to time but I am a little misogynistic.
for most of my life, women have been absolutely horrible to me,

>>34364782
>>34364949
It's not unusual for women to hate other women for no apparent reason and constantly bitch about them
That's why r9k is so unattractive, they act like women

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>>34364704
>implying there are biological females on this board
op pls

Engage in conversation within a thread. Ask to exchange emails. Get to know her. Etc.

Femanons are top tier girls if you're a robot.

Both version of """""""""her""""""""""" looks like a tranny

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>>34364674
>be in high school
>can't bother to go to school
>stay home instead

>>34364752
Literally the best feeling in the world.
>go to bus station
>don't enter bus
>go home instead, back to bed

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>>34364775
I would just sit up in bed, stare into emptiness for a minute and decide not to go. I was one of the top students, so 9/10 teachers would allow me to skip class and independently study courses, even though it went directly against school regulations. Hell, I even performed better when I didn't have to waste time sitting in class.
My situation was caused by depression and depersonalization though, so it wasn't exactly a good feeling and it's fucked up my life completely.

sometime when I was 21. probably after playing my first vn.

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When I was 19 and going through a serious case of hikikomori for the first time

I don't think there really was a point. I was never into women (asexual).