>8th grade
>see my crush
>I decide to talk to her
>I can't bell rings
>have a test
>what ever I just rush through, am stressed
>after class talk to my crush
>I'll call her Julia
>me and Julia decide to meet out side of school
>I meet her at the local mall for a burger
>it was fun
>we really hit it off
>she decided to ask me to come over to her house on Friday afternoon
>go home and tell my dad
>he's so happy for me
>I can barley even sleep knowing I will be with my crush the next day
I wake up on Friday 30minutes early to shower
>I go to school and immediately run up to see Julia
>"hey anon, are you ready to come over, My dad can cook us some dinner"
Her dad was a big cook in town
>"yeah sure Julia, lets me after class in the parking lot"
Day goes on
>I walk up and see Julia
>we both walk to her house
>I see her house, it's pretty nice
>"my dad won't be home for a few hours, want to go play soccer"
We both played soccer in school
>we started it playing, one of her friends also joined in
>pretty chill game
>the rain clouds start coming in
>we decide to head in and watch some tv
I'll do a part 2 if anyone is interested
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I'm interested, keep posting anon.
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>>34366451
yeah mane tell us about that time you teared her pussy apart
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>>34366451
The full story isn't and never will be posted, but I already have my second hand dread and sadness feelings kicking in. Well played OP.
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You are a complete failure as a man if this woman is more muscular than you.
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>>34366386
You're a failure of a woman if you take steroids
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She's more muscular than me, but I'm 6'3 and certainly a whole lot stronger than her
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gross t b h my senpaimilia
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>choked myself during fapping
>I now have a bruise going all around my neck
What do, robots? I'm a wagie so I have to go to work tommorow.
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>>34366316
"what did you do to your neck anon?"
"Oh nothing, I choked myself while masturbating, you know, being on the edge of death gives me that kick that... wow" With a ironic tone.
They will be confused and won't ask anymore.
Treat it like it's a joke.
Or just wear a scarf.
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>>34366316
"I got in a fight with my dad"
You're a bright one I bet
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>choked myself during fapping
I've never understood this
never tried it though
what's it like? why do it? seems completely arbitrary to me
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Was bush even dumb? Or was it just an ebin may may?
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It was a character.
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Pretty sure it was just a dumb libtard meme. They're gonna do the same with Trump.
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Smart people can say stupid stuff.
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Why is it considered acceptable and attractive when traps are slutty but it's disgusting and terrible when women are?
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a trap can only sex from the interpersonal bonding and pleasure of it
there is no breeding subroutine strangling the purest emotional unity
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>>34366274
Because traps are men and men are expected to be slutty
Plus they're degenerate and degenerates are expected to be slutty
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>>34366274
I dont think its terrible at all they act slutty its rare to see high quality boipussy
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Why does she trigger the rest of 4chan so much?
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>>34366158
Because she is a disgusting coal burner
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because she's a slut for black cock
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>>34366158
Because shes the negros slave
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>Misogyny is becoming more popular
>Start to lose my misogyny and embrace misanthropy instead
Why is it becoming hip and trendy and mainstream to hate women now? Fuck you all, you copied me.
Anyways, feminism will never go away since nobody has the balls to take steps to end it. Stop trying to be cool by going against feminism, you soulless automatons.
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>>34366114
>>Misogyny is becoming more popular
What makes you think misogyny is becoming more popular?
Sure Trump won but people in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pensylvania didn't vote for him because of his pussy grabbing antics; they voted for him because Trump promised to end NAFTA and bring back jobs.
Where is there more misogyny in the culture?
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>>34366189
>Michigan and Pensylvania didn't vote for him because of his pussy grabbing antics
You don't get to separate a person's character from their actions. A person is a composite of everything about them. If you vote for a rapist, you're voting for rape.
By voting for him they undeniably demonstrated that they approve of sexual predation and are themselves sexual predators.
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>>34366434
d'uh, all men are sexual predators you goof
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One of my only friends just died. What should I do.
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stop being autistic and find more friends
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>>34366108
Mourn the loss but don't let it consume you. If you feel sad and shit that's normal but don't let it become the center point of your life because he's never gonna come back...
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join him in the afterparty
If you have responsabilities, ambitions, projects and people who depend on you, then here's my question to you:
How the fuck do you keep it all together and not crumble?
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>>34366100
Just be chill
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if you have those, it's because you're being yourself
continue to be yourself
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>>34366100
just gotta know that if you ever freak out it will only make things worse
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Where do you think you are going, wagecuck? You have to stay over and do unpaid overtime tonight.
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yeah, that's true. i have a lot of work to do. and i always have to stay over.i work at home
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Y-yes, Mr. Shekelstein.
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>>34366093
Thisand without extra pay.
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ITT: we post sad birthday pictures
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Dear fembots: Daily reminder that this is what men want
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>>34366036
Men want boipussy now
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>>34366036
It's funny because it's actually true.
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>>34366036
Photoshop>Effects>Liquify
>at work
>female coworker tells us all she adopted a baby
>everyone says positive things and act all happy
>don't want to seem like I have autism so I ask "what race is it?"
>everyone stares at me
>"ANON WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU RACIST I DIDN'T KNOW YOU ARE RACIST"
What the fuck is wrong with normies sperging out over a normal question?
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>being this autistic
LOL
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>race is it
>it
also why does it matter? coudnt you just ask "how does he/she look like?"
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>>34366010
>>don't want to seem like I have autism so I ask "what race is it?"
Mirror boi
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The 11 year long experiment.
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Im 30 now, the experiment has officially come to an end.
Ever since i was twenty and got my own place, i have not seen a picture or reflection of myself. I took all mirrors and most refective surfaces out of my home. I have not taken a picture of myself in almost 11 years now. And it worked. I have forgotten what i look like more or less. All i know is i have brown hair(because i cur my own hair to avoid the haircutter mirrors) and my general body type. I have no memory of what my face looks like anymore. I am going to look into the mirror for the first time in a decade tomorrow. I wonder what i'll see.
AMA.
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if you're cute, i wonder if you can masturbate to yourself
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>>34365965
post pic of urself
we'll all see you together
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OP is obviously just a roleplayer, but how could someone even pull this off? just by having to go outside you should be forced to see your reflection in windows / cars / puddles etc
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Post em
I have a huge forehead too so that makes it extra fun.
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Are you Trump's discarded son?
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>>34365955
Are you eraserhead?
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>>34366058
Lol that's the same thing I thought when I pulled back my hair for this pic