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I could be a normiefag if I wanted to 2017-01-23 09:37:43 Post No.34366680
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I could be a normiefag if I wanted to
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So, pretty much it seems like everyone on this forum wants to be normiefag but is stuck as robot. Am I the only one that chooses to be robot, and could be a normiefag if I wanted to?
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>>34366680
That's called being a cyborg. I too have ascended to this level of existence.
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Im a failed normie boy
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>>34366680
you cannot choose to be a robot
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>sitting like pic related
>still wondering why people just know you are a beta loser
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>>34366671
everyone in europe sits like that
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>>34366695
qed
origiandsfandfansdf
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>>34366671
Is it weird that I physically can't sit like that?
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Greetings, everyone!
My wife just told me about Pepe and that this place was what made it. I figured I should go to this place and see if I can make new friends where we can discuss Star Wars, art, and maybe follow me on Instagram!
https://www.instagram.com/sketchuk/ Here's the link for reference.
Hopefully you'll all enjoy it and maybe you NORMIES REEEEE will post your Instagrams and share your work with us.
Thanks and have fun!
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Hmm. I can see that no one has responded.
It's ok guys, I can understand if you're shy to respond to new comers but don't worry, I know my memes and I am ready to get peped by you normies.
Have a picture of me and my wife. Surely you can trust me now, right?
Search your feelings, posters. You know it to be true!
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I'm starting to get the feeling that none of you here want to be my friends.
What if I post a Koala bear? You like Koala bears, right?
Surely we can be friends now. EVERYBODY likes Koala bears!
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underrated post my friend well meemd
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>UNI teacher tells us to make a english presentation about the topic me know most about
>getting into a serious thoughts
>after like half an hour come up with this shit
>0 regrets
>Actually is an Important grade
>Literally going out with a bang in style
>People will start finally see me from a different "Special" site
This is it have no more time for like a good pres.I'll have to use this.It all started from a silly joke and now im sitting here and waiting for my judgement
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You could just tell your professor and classmates you're autistic and save the hours you've spent on that PowerPoint.
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don't worry about it, everything is going to be okay.
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>>34366592
>openOffice
>not Office 2013
>not Office 2003
>not even LibreOffice
you fucked up
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who are /r9k/'s 3dpd waifus?
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pic related is my waifu, her name is emily and she browses /mu/ and /r9k/ :3i have her nudes btw!
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>>34366640
oh god that annoying whore
kill yourself for even calling that thing a waifu
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>>34366659
Stop bullying her pls, hasn't she suffered enough?
guys help, my dick has stopped working and I have lost all sex drive all of a sudden, wtf do I do? I just feel void of all emotion and I hate everything, this started about 1 week ago and I do not really know what to do, I don't feel sad or anything, just no emotion at all.
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>>34366584
get some kind of exercise and stop jerking off. also, if you're of a certain age, that's you just acclimating to the unfortunate reality of modern existence.
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>>34366614
I havent jerked in a week, last time I jerked off my dick went limp and I couldn't cum, I do get regular exercise, I do about 2 hours of walking in the morning and around 1.5 hours of walking in the evening.
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>>34366649
k go to the doctor pal
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Daily reminder that Chad gets away with anything
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>act like a beta faggot
>she still wants it
>tfw not chad
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A corn for you fellow robots
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>>34366647
Keep posting, anon
Oregano
What's the point of a robot contribuing to a society if said society hates us?
Why would you give something wonderful, such as a hypothetical cure for cancer or an advanced AI to a society that has treated you like shit all your life?
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Both biology and society has instilled a need to help other humans.
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>>34366597
Why would you help those that refuse to help you?
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No one's forcing you to contribute anything to society.
Whether you're a neet or a workerdrone doing the bare minimum at a dead end job and clocking out is entirely up to you as long as you're the one supporting yourself
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A Straight Girl's Guide to Being Single and Happy 2017-01-23 09:31:47 Post No.34366567
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A Straight Girl's Guide to Being Single and Happy
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From vice:
>There's so much more to life than waking up to the smell of the same scalp every day. Your energy to try new, exciting, weird, beautiful things is a precious commodity that will fade away with time, so it's up to you to spend it well while it lasts
> Think of it like winning the lottery, but instead of winning actual money, you won a finite supply of youth, beauty, and moxie. Now you have a handle on that blunt analogy: spend that paper before your family tells you to do something sensible with it
>One of the joys of being a single straight gal is that it's really quite likely that anyone you want to fuck will want to fuck you back. This means you are free to revel in a veritable buffet of dick
>Wake up miles from home with an adult male who still likes skateboarding.
> Flirt with old men at high-class bars so they buy you fancy cocktails
>Get gonorrhoea. Eat mousse
>You can do what you want, because you're young and you're single and the only real responsibility you have is paying the contract up on that iPhone you cracked
>Go out there and play fuckabout before you're trapped in the purgatory of a joint bank account forever.
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link?
desu I'm surprised of the level of reflection
you don't hear that spelled out often, besides men forums (reddit, and 4chan of course)
>One of the joys of being a single straight gal is that it's really quite likely that anyone you want to fuck will want to fuck you back.
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>>34366567
>joint bank account
>implying she contributes
HIS bank account
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hnnng she's fucking beautiful
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how I do become popular like eggman?
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Stream on youtube, e-beg and shill on r9k.
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>>34366744
He doesn't post here, because the main reason he was diced was the faggots on r9k.
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>>34366876
He doesn't post here NOW. But that's how he got famous.
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Why are you cunts so vapid? You guys disregard people just by their status or physical traits. you guys hate chad because of he only see girls as fuckmeat yet you guys call girls roasties and shit. Seem like a lot of projection. What if you guys actually have fun and get to know a person instead of trying to fuck or get with a girl every second? Who knows you might actually have some success.
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>>34366526
because once you try the "get to know people thing" you realize most people are self-interested, fake, calculating pieces of shit. Additionally, you realize women are vapid, solipsistic, boring, needy, and generally ruin peace and tranquility.
I'd rather just fuck prostitutes. I literally cannot hang out with a girl unless there is some hope I'm going to fuck her.
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>>34366526
Most people here are dumb, but they're not trying to get laid all the time. Robots are young guys who don't have friends and don't try very hard with women, social drop outs.
I agree that /r9k/'s fixation on sex and relative disregard for friendships and relationships (especially over the last couple years) is stupid and alienating.
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girls like being treated like fuck meat
>wake up and say fuck it ill get a massage today
>things going well
>massage almost over
>masseuse is massaging my hand
>hand is near her vag
>i get a boner
>shes massaging near my leg
>she hits the tip
>pic related
>she does quick karate chop things near my thighs
>says massage over
>pay and leave quickly
Any massage stories?
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>>34366511
I paid a trap off backpage when it was still up to massage my penis with her mouth, she was rubbing my balls with her hands and deep throating my cok I came all the way down ber throat.
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>>34366552
>trap
>she
>original
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>>34366552
>trap
>she
ornagel
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19 y/o uk uni student, the idea of social events gives me panic attacks, second semester with 0 friends, friends from home arent understanding when i try to explain this shit, all the other students go out and get drunk and viciously insult each other meanwhile i cant sleep because of something i said that may have slightly upset someone months ago, not fitting in in the world and terrified to try to join it while wishing i could join it because im feeling my brain deteriorate from isolation
I've lived my life on the internet and have nothing to show for in conversation. But my entire life ive never been happy with this and always have made an effort to improve my life, the only thing im proud of. This is the first time ive ended up with 0 friends though, i cant cope, and nothing is likely to change in the environment im in. Even a "tldr" from someone would make me feel better for a while as i can laugh at the humour in it... but ever since coming to uni, social mistakes which i would find as a funny story to tell are now making me despair because i have no friends to fall back on. Im not content with living life in my room, and it kills me
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>>34366505
19 here.
Start smoking weed, it will make time pass and give you a few stoner buddies
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>>34366505
I'm exactly the same,man. Which uni?
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>>34366505
same, but I'm 21 now. Wasted my college career. Feels bad, man.
>Shitskins have pride in their race, it's okay
>whites have pride in their race, they're racist
I see people post things like this all the time and the reason screaming "black power" isn't seen as racist but "white power" has a stigma attached to it should be obvious.
Historically, when whites get a little too prideful, people start dying.
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>>34366491
>"black power" isn't seen as racist
But it is you fucking retard. It caused shitton of trouble to King because niggers wouldn't stop making chaos while he just wanted to solve stuff peacefully.
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>>34366781
Martin Luther King was a pussy that the whites loved because he supported the "suffer in silence" doctrine of non-violent resistance. Maybe the American revolutionary soldiers should have tried this obviously superior method to gain independence.
>>34366491
Right on the money. Because they have infused their racial pride with tribal rituals like race murder and cross burning. If whites could cool their jets for a few hundred years, white pride would gradually become acceptable again.
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>>34367444
What would niggers do in an independent state other than collect massive humanitarian aid to use corruptly?
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who here /horribleslavelife?/ 2017-01-23 09:27:49 Post No.34366482
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who here /horribleslavelife?/
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>mother is obese
>can't move from her chair
>I am working for her because she inherited euro 10,000,000 from her father last year give me 30 euro per day (like 900 euro per month) to be her house man
>it is horrible
>I have to clean her, feed her, make her shit, (I mean, MAKE her, she refuses to shit because she eat too many of her snack she makes me make, which is, 400ml whole milk in bowl, with pieces of corn floating and chocolate shavings, she calls it 'bumblebee lake' because of the black and yellow), get her dressed, touch her ass and pussy clean etc
>she is ungrateful and treat me like fucking shit
>throws me across the room
>refuses to do pay rise
>worked on Christmas
>worked on birthday
>no days off
>too stupid to make another job
>tfw my hands always smell like her fat ass
>sometiems she forgets I am wiping and sits and crushes my hands
>have broken 4 fingers this way
>have had to lift with broken fingers and tell people in the gym I fell down stairs
>feel suicidal
>have to be on watch often so she isn't getting hurt
>sometimes she stops breathing in her sleep
>I sleep 4 hours a night, have to go to gym and can't during the day
I am working out so one day, I will smother her.
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Yo man I have a similar story except for mine is actually true
>Grandmother was an alcoholic for decades, drank herself into dementia and Alzheimer's at age 70.
>None of my aunts and uncles want to take her in, she is terrified of going to a home.
>My mother never felt loved by her, so she decides to take her in.
>I beg her not to, she has no experience caring for someone like this and Alzheimer patents are notoriously difficult.
>Grandmother weasels out of it by promising her power of attorney and 5k a month.
>Mother is greedy so she happily accepts
>She moves in and immediately starts accusing people of stealing from her, runs around screeching like an autistic retard, it's a god damn nightmare
>Asks me daily when I am moving out, it's clear she hates my guts and isn't nearly as bad mentally as she claims to be
>Shits her pants every night and just sits in it until the morning, mother has to clean it up
>she starts getting immensely bitter and angry about cleaning her own mothers shit up every day and takes it out on me. Calls the cops on me for "being too loud" and writes me out of the will
>takes my bed out of the house out of spite, now I sleep on the floor like a dog or a crackhead
>has me legally evicted, I have a week to vacate the premises
And here I am laying on the god effing floor writing this
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>>34366482
please dont tell me thats true.