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I want to create music but have no idea how.

How to starving artist?
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Practice every day
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the cries of dying normies are the most beautiful music
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>>34367463
I just get daft punk anymore

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Fuck nu male faggots
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>>34367411
Kek that's funny.
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>calls someone else a nu male
>browses 4chan on a smartphone
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>>34367411
The thing is, there's a legit possibility he was right.

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You have two minutes to explain to me why pure looking girls are the biggest sluts
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>>34367387
Like the great cumshot legend Peter North once said: "They're all sluts"
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>swans
kek what a meme, I'm sure she's not like the other girls. Holy shit, I want to punch her in the face so much.
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>>34367500

Coming from a guy who jizzed on 14yo Traci Lords face I'll believe him. (it was hot!)

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Mother of god, guys.

I might be turning back into a weeb.

I've been clean for 2 years now but I'm struggling to keep away from it all...redpill me on anime/otaku. Should I pursue it again or bury it in a shallow grave?
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who gives a shit
do what you enjoy and just keep it to yourself
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>>34367260
Shameless bump because this is fuckin terrifying me

I went really far down the weeb hole and I'm not sure if I want to open that can of worms again
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>>34367260
Video games are far superior to anime.

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How to find a qt fat fembot gf that's into gardening and homesteading and looks like this /r9k/?
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>>34367237
go on /r/gardening
qts probably go on there
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>>34367237
Any big city on the west coast
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>>34367283
Last reddit qt I found (pic related) was on baking or whatever and it turned out she's "dating" a black guy who posts on every single gonewild subreddit looking for women to fuck. :(

>>34367311
I'm Europoor.

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I'm not the only one doing NOFAP2017 right?

I feel so much better since I started

i can't be the only one, let's give each others some words of encouragements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbIaP6dZzDA
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>>34367177
Kek, that picture is to accurate.


I recently relapsed Saturday and felt like shit, I only lasted 7 days. But it was amazing once I had sex and felt my full hard erection return and full of energy during it, I even lasted much longer. I haven't fapped for 2 days and don't plan to anytime soom, I'm hoping I can touch the 2 week mark and make it.
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>>34367247

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4j2d7iLWsw

Do it bro! You can do it! You'll feel so much better once you are in full control
I hope you will continue on that path
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>>34367177
Reminder that NoFap is pseudoscience.

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>>34367160
Do it you retard. Who fucking cares at that age?
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Apparently yes but I'm a neet so who knows.
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Don't shit where you eat OP. If she decides to go crazy she can go to HR and get you fired for harassment/sexual harassment.

Even if she doesn't and things go shitty it's still going to be awkward working with her.
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>>34367240

He works at a restaurant.

Hardly much of a fucking career ahead of you. You'll probably get fired in 2 weeks for being a shit autistic cunt, obviously go for the pussy and get the fuck off my board.

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Aren't you guys afraid of having a cute daughter and getting inappropriate thoughts while seeing her cute and all dressed up in a beautiful dress , long knee socks and white tiny panties?
Even worse when she grows older, around 15-16 and becomes extremely hot, wearing the skimpiest outfits to get Chad in her bed.
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>>34367159
Yes, but no one is ever going to breed with me so what does it matter.
If I do ever have a qt daughter, I'll just fap over her while she's sleeping and release all my urges that way. Maybe grab a butt cheek every now and then too
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>are you afraid of having a cute daughter

Not unless I starting reproducing asexually by surprise

> t. KHV
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implying I wouldn't fuck my daughter

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Can you use this to appear less manlet.
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>>34367060
Great plan I'll just tie balloons around my waste and kiss my virginity goodbye thanks anon
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>>34367060
surround yourself with literal midgets
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>>34367060
maybe if your around alot of people smaller than you

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How can other women compete with tight Asian pussy?
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>>34367058
SuppIy and demand.
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Because men are mindless apes who'll fuck anything and everything.
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>>34367058
They can't

My girlfriend is Asian and when we had sex the first time she was so tight the condom broke

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Lets at least pretend /r9k/ hasn't been ruined by newfags, normies, /lgbt/, reddit and spam and share some feels. Obscure feels, Sad feels, Angry feels its all welcome here
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Brutal and hits home
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>tfw genuinely dont want a gf

i dont know whats wrong with me, i dont feel depressed in terms of suicidal thoughts or sadness but women seem incredibly dull, vapid and in general nothing in life seems nteresting at all even though im fairly happy

>>34366857
thanks for sharing anon, btw i think of all the anons on this board even if i dont know them i wish them the best.
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>>34366910
>mfw half of my friends have had girls nearly get to the point of begging to be with them but they always refuse
I wish I could be like this, women are poison on a man's soul. Consider yourself lucky for not craving relationships.

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Hello /r9k/

Can you tell me what's your definition of "Chad"?
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It's a name.
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>>34366823

Look up Chad THUNDERCOCK on google. I'm not going to spoonfeed you the definition, FAGGOT.
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Just a term used to personify the stereotypical super popular guy who gets all the girl. Stacey is the female equivalent.

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*BUUUUURRRRPPP* aaahhh, oh! Good afternoon, my dear wagecuck. Are you making it through your Monday grind okay? Good good goody, that's what I like to hear. Me, oh, I just ordered myself a Domino's pizza! I logged right into my Pizza Profile and selected one of my custom favorites (ham and pineapple, of course, with olives, peppers and yummy chunks of feta cheese, mmm) and had it rushed straight to my front door! All without leaving my bed! The Domino's Order Tracker even let me know exactly when my delivery-boy Michael (he's a wagecuck like you, do you know him?) would arrive! Well, I had better let you get back to work.
Ta-ta for now, wagecuck! Enjoy the rest of your week- only four and half days left now! Yes, four times to remind yourself:
another day,
another dollar.
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the pizza looks good
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>>34366799

s-stop p-posting! I enjoy working hard!
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>>34366799
>Pineapple on pizza
kys

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Where can i hire a hitman to kill me?

Orggeni
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>>34366789
Bumping out of interism.
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you can do it for free
just get a fake toy gun that looks real and pull it some cops really threatening-like

suicide by cop is a highly popular way to go and is very recommended
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>>34367319
>just get a fake toy gun that looks real and pull it some cops
beat me to it

>feel depressed
>realize I don't live in liberal sweden among blacks and muslim rape gangs
>feel a bit better
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>>34366705

Finland pls

edhrajate
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>>34366705
I live in an area of America where there are plenty of blacks and Muslims. Funny how they've never been a problem to me.
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>>34366872
Because you are a male. If you are a 13yo girl they'd be onto you everyday.

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