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Oregano Oregon

She'd probably give you a fucking disease or something

>>34368542
il voto e` segreto :^)

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>>34368521

Light tuna pizza on tortilla. It's something, tastes pretty good desu

>>34368521

What the fuck is that?

Buy a ricer cooker $20 and you can literally put rice with vegetables w/ anything. Not that I'm here to tell you what to do, but you are what you eat robot and that looks like shit.

Chicken with mixed vegetables. 550 calories putting me at a total of 720 calories today

This is what I mean by "whites cant be robots", to be desu.

If you're white, you can look like him (and then subsequently instantly get any woman you want). No excuses.

>>34368489
I can't grow decent looking facial hair.

>>34368504
>I can't grow decent looking facial hair.
Then you're probably not as white as you thought you are

>>34368424
Go trap anon. Or at least post bp.

Do it gay boy

>>34368522
rerolling originalel

I think you have to heavily sedate yourself or you'll panic as the CO2 builds up and probably won't be able to resist the urge to pull it off

>>34368411
okay, what kind of pills would i need and how much?

>>34368395

I think you should reconsider your choice before going through with it. However if you do please don't make a mess:

https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Suicide/Suffocation/Helium

Good luck robot

>>34368329
Consider yourself saged and reported, meme-forcer.

In ww2, soviets surrendured in the millions. Around 30% of the 3 million that surrendured would survived

A wehrmacht officer recounts:

>They were sticking their hands, through the pipes on the railcar, saying "please, god willing, give us some food." We threw in a pumpkin and could hear loud screaming as the soldiers fought to the death over the pumpkin.

>>34368329
You may share my oats, brother

>>34368299
100 BC was thousands of years into civilization, if you want to be a caveman try about 10,000 BC

>>34368299

100 BC was the height of the Roman Empire you twit

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>>34368346
>me neanderthal
>live in peace with land
>suddenly land get warmer
>dark skin cro-magnons immigrate to me lands
>they stupid, they weak, but they have many warrior and they aggressive and evil while neanderthal peace loving and intelligent

what we do to stop this?

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>>34368255
Example for anyone wondering what Chad face looks like.

>>34368255
>Age
20
>virginity status
Kissless Virgin, never had a gf """oficially"".
>your waifu
Umm, I dunno, maybe..Asuka from Evangelion.
>do you do the virgin walk?
What's "the virgin walk"? Explain pls
>do you have the Chad face?
No, definetely, but I guess I am an average faggot, noy ugly but not handsome.

Also, I was friendzoned(she literally told me that she sees me only as a friend) by a 16 yo ""emo"" girl like 3 days ago. I like her(a little bit) and I don't know..she has a bunch of problems with herself and her family and yeah I am helping her and I don't know why, maybe because I hope that she realise that I can be more than her "friend".

>Age
21
>virginity status
Pure Virgin
>your waifu
Mio Akiyama
>do you do the virgin walk?
I guess so, i am a virgin.
>do you have the Chad face?
I'm not sure what that is. I'm going to guess no.

>>34368242
You get literally all of that and more if you play your cards right, my favorite co-worker has a thing with one of the managers

I don't want to work either if a any chunk of my labor is going to go to roasties to pay for abortions, birth control and other bullshit, while I can't even legally access prostitution to just get my basic human need for sex met. Fuck that noise. MGTOW NEET all the way.

>>34368296
>You get literally all of that and more if you play your cards right

I'm 5'5, 250lbs, wear levi jeans and new balances

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>>34368186
CONT

>my life collapses
>dont do any exams
>begin therapy but dont want to take anti depressants
>1 year later still 0 progress
>change therapist, get on anti depressants
>start progressing again at very slow pace
>8th semester, 21 yo, last summer, decide to finally do an entire exam block again (exams coupled to each other so average of them all determines if I pass all or fail all)
>for some reason just don't study at all, only ~10h per exam except one 20h
>pass some of the exams but fail all because average is the minimal amount below passing)
>just 2-3h of more effort and I would have passed
>don't tell my family
>fast forward now, 9th semester, 22yo
>have to repeat block, if I fail again I am out
>have to pass 8 exams next summer or it's over
>tomorrow first exam, just started studying an hour ago
>NEET lifestyle, only vidya, 4chan, anime, lifting
>passed that exam with good grade in summer, the one I put in 20 hours
>but now I have done nothing
>sleep deprived
>malnourished
>fucked up sleep schedule
>told my therapist last week everything is fine
>want to tell him the truth tomorrow after exam

two options:
>get my shit together, hope that grade won't be too bad and study hard so I can compensate for it with other exams
>kill myself

I haven't just wasted the last 3 years but have literally ruined my great life for no reason. I have no excuses. I don't know why but I just don't do anything. I hate myself, am embarrassed and have zero motivation to do anything productive even now. I just hit rock bottom. And I still can't seem to change.

>>34368186
We're gonna need a tl;dr version.

orig

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>>34368186
>>34368214
Going to be honest, a lot of your story sounds like delusion.

Not only are you a super genius with an IQ above 160, but you also got a modeling offer? Either one alone I wouldn't believe, in all honesty.

>>34368140
Because SJW's an nu males are discriminating against all whites.

Why do we feel that the world should be more forgiving than it is if the world is all we have experienced? It doesn't make sense.

>>34368931
True to some extent though it is quite funny that literally everything is rigged against us. There is nothing but competition and destructive natural forces around us and the only exceptions to this are family and friends i.e relations evolved for increased competetiveness. It's like our existence on every level is defiance of the natural order of things.

>>34368134
BBC on gay men, or just gay men in general. I'm assuming you've ascended past, 2D futa, traps, loli, shota, g/s/fur, etc etc?

>>34368161
I actually started on shemales (the barely passing brazilian ones) and over time I moved on to barely passing asian ones (but still genetically more feminine, meaning superior) and moved on to the traps who pass extrememly well, eventually on to femboys and bodies more similar to AssBro, if anything, my tastes have moved more to that, but it's all gone now, not even that does it, I think I've been jerking it too much lately
futa, loli, shota, and fur never appealed to me
I saw one scat porn vid that gave me a boner, but it was only one, the rest is shit

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>>34368260
Ehh, scat is shit.

Cuckhold/NTR shit? That's literally worst fetish ever but it's a last stronghold that could be broken.

Just know that you as a man will die with it. White men submitting to BBC is second to it, which I've recently just dived into, after years of trying to stay away from it.

http://mandingofever.tumblr.com/

If you want to try it. You'll be skipping some steps in the linear gay timeline but meh, if you're hitting rock bottom you can hit it. Race play is a little like cuckhold imo, and involves it a lot.

>>34368033
Dating is honestly a numbers game. For every 10 girls that don't like you, maybe one will. Being alone fucking sucks, man. I get that. You know what sucks even more? Being miserable. Keep on trying, robro.

(or just jerk it to trap threads, i don't care)

>>34368095
>Dating is honestly a numbers game.
i have to agree
i got no dating experience bu i message random girls online
half of them replies but only few % actually stays for longer
I assume it might be similar irl

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you've never in your entire life had one conversation with a female IRL?

like, even an innocuous one not involving potential romance or sex at all?

if that is honestly the case i would recommend attempting to do so before attempting to fuck a girl and obtain a relationship with her

i mean, i'm on this board so i'm obvi a virgin but i struggle to comprehend how someone could go at least 18 years without a single conversation with someone of the opposite sex; nigga do you go to the store at all?

>>34367958

>tall and slim

long hair too? yep she's gonna get looked at.

Well they aren't looking at her manlet fat brother with autism shoes.

Put your arm around her waist and keep a revolver in the front of your pants.

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CASTRATE ALL CHADS

>>34367951
You forgot that trump is around 6'2 and Barron is in the foreground

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>>34368032
>m-muh perspective