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Why do boyish looking girls make my dick diamonds. I'm not even gay
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>>34370157
You're more comfortable Attracted with masculinity than feminine qualities
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>I'm not gay
>turned on by girls

No fucking shit
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>>34370234
girls with some masculine features are god tier. This is why i love milfs too they have more testosterone as they age

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What would an asian girl's butthole taste like?
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>>34370150
Like Chinese.
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Like dog
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Rusty bags of sand

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Post multiple pictures of your dog if you have one. I'll start
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>>34370082
Here's mine - Jake, he's got severe anxiety, so wears this. Otherwise he'll scratch himself and will look like scarred rat. He's better now tho, trying to find good medication that won't hurt him.
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another picture of my dog
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>>34370082
Nice doggo, fren.
I dont have any OC doggos to add though.

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>all my life I wanted to be a GameDev
>spent my youth anticipating going to Uni where I expected to make like-minded friends that would develop games and shit together
>now actually in Uni (Junior), making in CompSci
>feel inadequate in every aspect of my existence, especially regarding programming comptence
>GameDev is a constant, constant struggle trying to get the simplest shit to run
>have no friends online or IRL, so no one to collaborate and brainstorm with
>in my attempts to make game, everything falls on my shoulders and I'm too incompetent to do any of it

Who else knows this feel? Doesn't have to be about GameDev specifically, just anything you've always wanted to do but feel to incompetent/stupid to succeed at.
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What's the connection between liking Lain and being retarded?
It's either the same person making these kind of threads over and over or Lainfags are unironically brain damaged.
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Never understood why anyone would want to be a game dev. You get worked like a dog and tend to be working other software dev jobs anyway instead of game dev. Why bother?
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>>34370030
Just get a job writing business software and make your indie game on the side.

>wanting to work for an AAA game developer putting in tons of unpaid overtime because DONT U HAVE A PASSION FOR VIDYA GAEMS
Don't bother

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we could always use one of these.
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it
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you manipulative little cunt
I will be working as a TA for anatomy and I will be taking 5 courses as well this semester, I can't do this with you in my head, you distract me too much, I get to yearning, desiring and worst of all wanting to be with you even if its just to shit post.
if this shit is not unhealthy for you, it is for me.
I wish you were near me so this wouldn't be an issue, but it is.
I need and want to experience life outside of this screen in front of me, I been stuck to it for the past 15 years, I'm not saying this to hurt you, but I need to experience the same stuff you have.


S
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bad picture choice op ;_; not the usual
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From: anon
To: my former friends ever
I'm sorry I broke off contact with you. It's not personal, something just broke inside me and I couldn't live with people anymore. I suppose it's that everyone moved on, while I stayed. Take care, I wish you the best
Anon

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Why would a female robot need to call themself a "fembot"?
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Why would a male robot need to call himself a "robot"?
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>>34370079
Shut up you roastie whore

orignalalsks
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>>34370079
because the board is called ROBOT9001 not FEMBOT9001

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Look at the webm anon

This is your oneitis

your crush

girl you "love"

Women can't be ugly because of makeup, whilst they are allowed to avoid you because your hair is bad, maybe your bald, you too short, too tall or because of your race, but if you avoid women due to their physical problems you are a sexist pig

Women claim that society is sexist and i'd wholly agree, the game was rigged against men from the start.

If you are a KHV neet, you are doing better than anyone who got married, in fact these may be the best times of your life even if it feels awful.

Look back at Brendan Fraser, JUST isn't a meme, its a goddamn cautionary tale.
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>>34369855
Kek! It's too early for your brainwashed jibber jabber.
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>>34369879
>!
why do the shills all use explanation marks and type like faggots
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Honestly, I find most of these girls more attractive with no makeup.
That being said, a bit of makeup certainly makes a girl look better, but they really overdo it these days.

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Who else idolises Elliot Rodger here?
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>>34369714
I used to have the date of his death on my chalk board, but i erased it earlier this month.
Ive come to realise he was a spoilt asshole.
I wish my parents loved me as much as his did him.
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Elliot Rodger reportedly owned a pair of Superlux headphones...
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>Spoiled rich ass hole who killed his 3 real robot room mates in their sleep
>Got his masterplan stopped by a wooden door

.

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>lost a 10 pounds these past couple of weeks by completely starving myself like /r9k/ told me to do. Just coffee.
>even worked out every day
>started eating again, but just a little
>gain 2 pounds in 1 day just by eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and drinking a lot of water.

What the fuck went wrong? I'm so discouraged now. It's like my body doesn't want to ever lose weight.
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>>34369705
Your body is in starving mode. If you give it any food it assumes this may be the last food in a long time so it saves it all. You need to eat but eat very little, and mot starve yourself because you will yoyo effects back to where you started.
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Skinny fat here.

I have a massive belly, the rest of me is fine. Probably got loads of fat surrounding my internal organs.

I get constipation and bloating, so some of my fat might actually be backed up shit in the pipes.
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>>34369915

What's your actual diet like, eating anything leafy and green lately?

>>34369705

You can't win by starving. Learn to like leafy green veggies. Sucks but you'll find a way to make them work if you want to be healthier.

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I get how you can still be a virgin.
I get how you can still be a kissless virgin.
I get how you can still be a handholdless virgin.
But how in the world can you stay hugless?
I have never had any romantic relationship with anybody, not even close, and even I didn't stay hugless. You need to hug people - including girls - during celebrations. Have you never celebrated Christmas, birthday, etc. at work or school? Hugging is like a more friendly handshake.
I know we're (almost) all the time at home, and I am as well, but don't tell me you haven't been at least forced to socialize.
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twitch tv/ericaeel

original
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>>34369607
Girls don't hug complete social outcasts. You weren't a total social outcast so you can't empathize. This is no different than the normies saying "omg how can anyone actually be a virgin past 18, it makes no sense!"
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>>34369607
yeah those acquaintance hugs are the only female contact ive ever had

cant recall last time i hugged a non-family member though. also it's been like 2 years since i talked to a girl for more than 10 seconds

>t. 27 KV

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Is it because women are genetically programmed to be dirty, disgusting, dishonest skanks?

Or is there another explanation behind their deceitful behavior?
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>>34369602

move on anon, there will be a woman who is faithful to you if you're the same for her.

Generalizing these patterns amongst an entire population is harmful. Knock it off and stop being an asshole.
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Just a result of a breakdown of morality since soicety decided to turn its back on God and faith and embrace hedonism and extreme individuality.

Just date a religious girl and you will never get cheated on.
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>>34369602
mean cheat cos they gotta upgrade the quantity

women cheat cos they gotta upgrade the quality

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>tfw chinese living in europe
>tfw i came here when i was little
>tfw 19yo
>tfw kv
>tfw 1.67 manlet
>tfw 18yo sister is dating white chads
what should i do?

i think my parents know that but they are too weak to do anything

shes not virgin probably
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I'd suggest going Elliot Rodger mode but you're in Eurabia
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>>34369563
Move back to China. You are destroying Europe and part of the problem.
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>>34369622
>implying your fellow white people aren't the problem for inviting in all the refugees
wew

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Anyone else have safety words they tell themselves when things are going bad?
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>>34369520
Suicide

No matter what, you can always just quit.
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>>34369520
No, you fucking retard. Go practice your anti anxiety mantra in a cave or somewhere far away from us normies.
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I repeat "Adolf Hitler" in my head over and over. It helps me a lot. If I feel sad I can also imagine him shaving his legs and stuff instantly gets funny.

I've been having a thought. What's wrong with cutting in moderation? (pic related is a bit much)

It's a lot like drugs. Cutting eases your emotional pain and gets you a bit of a a "high", but is addictive and you might overdo it to the point where it harms you.

Few people fault you for going on xanax or aphetamine(for adhd) Or even drinking temporarily if you're having a rough time. Yes it's addictive, and you always need to consider that. Yes it hurts you if you do it too much.

But cutting a little is perfectly safe, very controlled (unlike other self harm behaviors, working out too hard, BDSM/one night stands etc.). The wounds are small and dont affect your health at all, very easy to hide, the scars are barely visible close up if you dont cut deep... etc.
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>>34369481
You're terrible for promoting this. Please don't influence the young impressionable users of this site to cut themselves. Please delete
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>>34369533
That's exactly what I'm talking about. There's a huge stigma, but no arguments.

The biggest problem cutters face is the shame and extreme, overreactive concern.
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>>34369481
What specifically does it do?
Can't you just go jogging and run until it feels like your heart is going to explode?

Sure it's not visible, but it's pretty severe pain, and you get fit and healthy in the process.

Or possibly die of an undiagnosed congenital heart fault.

Win/win.

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I've been seeing a lot of girls wearing these lately. What do they mean by this?
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>>34369480
shitty 90's trend

nothing more

nothing to see here, move on
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>tfw i'm the original chokerposter
>people carrying on my work
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it's just a trend that comes and goes

depth guages, i like them.

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