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how do I get neetbux anons?
I have zero skills, social or work related. I don't think I can survive but I don't know what and how to get money to not die.

mum had given me until the summer to get my stuff and leave
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please help fellow bots
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>>34371098
apply for homelessness
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>>34371098
Just get a wagecuck job anon. What about when your NEETbux run out when Trump cuts them. What do then?

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How is it possible that for $10 I can get a guaranteed, super-size dose of pleasure (heroin, meth, pick your poison) but even if millions upon millions of dollars are poured into the production of a film it is very possible that I will not only not feel a thing, but also become bored to tears?

Many of the proxies for pleasure that humans have come up with, ways to trick the brain into releasing those feel good neurotransmitters besides food, sex, defecation, and domination over others , are so weak in comparison to the chemical inducers of pleasure.
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>>34371094
Hi crack head.
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You get tax breaks for filming a movie though, that's better than heroin
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>>34371094

I think we should put a lot more money into researching recreational drugs that have minimal side effects.

Then again, it would probably be made illegal by kike western governments.

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>tfw no masochistic gf
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>tfw no sadistic bf

Fuck the robot
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>>34371080
How far would you go with the violence? t. slightly masochistic femanon
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>>34371728
As far as I feel like.

>>34371587
Post throwaway.

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So I'm taking a woman's studies course and the teacher and a few students unironically used the terms alpha and beta males, da fuck?
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>tfw my male boss unironically used the term "toxic masculinity" last week.
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>>34371043
Did you think it was a meme?
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>tfw my environmental studies teacher says that ecofeminism is a real solution to the problem

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Anyone think that its less the fact that blacks are black, its more the stereotype that they all follow of "gangstas" and act like monkeys?
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>>34370954

the word you're looking for is culture
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>>34370954
acxcthually.jpeg such simplistic tought is not needed

when you adopt a puppy, you don't choose it just because of the color, but because of everything you know about dogs, or cats, or whatever

dealing with niggers is the same, you just happen to know since childhood about them
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>>34370954
No but I think black people just like any other race or ethnicity have a certain way of communicating using words and figures of speech that are specific to their race

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>tfw job interview today
>tfw got hired on the spot

it's for some shitty retail store.
looks like i'm a "normie wagecuck" now so this is my last post here

see ya faggots.
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>>34370902

>yfw 3 days in
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>>34370902
>he thinks he's a normie now

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA enjoy cucktail you beautiful bastard
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>>34370902
>retailcuck
You'll be back

i know you're out there
what's your mental illness?
are you diagnosed?
do you take meds (what meds and dosage)?
how long have you been taking them?
does your family and friends know about it?
what else would you like to tell us?
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>>34370899
>what's your mental illness?
anhedonia
>are you diagnosed?
yes
>do you take meds (what meds and dosage)?
no meds
>does your family and friends know about it?
yes, they don't care/are in denial
>what else would you like to tell us?
it's awful
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what's your mental illness?
>depression

are you diagnosed?
>yes

do you take meds (what meds and dosage)?
>citalopram

how long have you been taking them?
> about 1 year

does your family and friends know about it?
>yes

what else would you like to tell us?
>don't take ssri's. They suck balls although I barely want to kill myself now
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>>34370899
>whats your illness?
too retarded to stop being retarded

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Plans for valentines?
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>>34370886
Jack off
your comment was not original.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH65P8_PUxs

tfw no gf isn't such a bad feel
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>>34370886
I'm in my thirties and I've never received a valentines gift ever.

so same old.

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>visiting friend and his gf
>they got a pretty bland relationship
>dude works 6 days a week
>girl studies/works
>both are not very romantic
>basically settled at 23 and thats it

>watch a movie
>all on couch
>gf in middle
>gf's knee is against my leg
>dont think much of it, its cramped
>she starts stroking her knee against my leg for like 5-10 minutes
>friend cant see it
>obviously i can feel it
>she continues anyway
>movie ends
>i go home kinda of confused

this is.. not normal right?
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you're thinking too much into it
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>>34370781
>this is.. not normal right?

She wanted your cock
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>>34370781
Let your friend know as soon as possible.

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>Entry Level Accounts Payable Specialist
>(ONE) Year of Experience Required
LELELELELEL JUST GET A JOB I HAD A DOWN PAYMENT ON A HOUSE AND A CAR PAYMENT AT YOUR AGE
L ELELLELELLE
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>>34370723
You're supposed to become an intern (unpaid slave) first, you big silly goose.
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I saw a job ad for a dishwasher at a restaurant not long ago. they wanted at least a year of experience.
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>>34370759
>yfw chad and stacey got all the internships

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Stop using gaming headsets
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>friend gave me a really nice plantronics PC gaymen headset
>don't play any games that warrant using it
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They are absolutely overpriced trash. You're better off getting some nice headphones and a mic separately.
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>>34370815
I want you to go ahead and
DO IT

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I don't want to masturbate, I'm happier when I don't masturbate, so why do I masturbate so much?
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>>34370651
Its programmed deep within our primitive little evolved monkey brains
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>>34370651
im not orginal desu
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>>34370778
>off by one
you had a single job

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Whats some weird porn you have recently seen robots
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This is a real man's breakfast.
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>tfwywn eat fruit loops out of roxy raye's gaping booty hole
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>>34370633
I watched "More Bang for your Buck" it was very disturbing I know Buck Angel is a woman but no way I could even get hard to her, after watching the entire length I went back and fapped to Kimber James riding a cock.

Can we all agree that /pol/ is cancer and needs to be deleted?
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>>34370631
cancer yes
dewleted no because then it spill into everywhere
oreganonnonononoon
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The cancer would just spread to /int/, /tv/ and /v/ eventually.

They are already contaminated so it would just get worse.
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>>34370675
But /tv/ and /v/ are already cancer boards. /int/ is /pol/ lite but they don't really bother anyone

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>My sister is dating a Chad
>what do i do robots
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>>34370629
>>what do i do robots

Let him fuck your ass
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>>34370629
>Become friends with chad
>Seize your chance into normiehood
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Enter her room

>"What are you doing, anon?"

Wrap your hands around her throat

Rip off her skirt

Cum inside her whilst strangling the fucking whore to death

You'll have the best orgasm of your life, I promise you, OP

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