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>>34373499
>You keep your room clean
>She's being fucked by a marine

Am I going to be alright, robots?

>You sit weeping in self loathing depression
>Her and chad have an 8 hour fuck session

>You shoot her a text
>Chad shoots her his load
Fuck rhymes

>>34373417
I dont think anyone is actually gonna read that buddy

>>34373417
>go out there and fuck sum apes bud
thanks chad :^)

>>34373417
Can't wait for the white race to be bred out of existence and I'm white

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>in a small friend group

don't lie to us, OP

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>>34373413
>has friends
get the fuck out normie

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>small friend group

>>34373383
Why would you ever want a tumblr bitch


That's like asking for a golddigger

>>34373383
You want a freak not a tumblr bitch. A "Tumblr bitch" is a retarded disabled SJW. A "freak" wants to suck your cock upside-down and wear chokers and be tied up.

>>34373383
Become a male feminist and jerk off on the side while she bangs Tyrone as reparations for slavery.

first for the night's watch is long and hard just like me

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>>34373354
>tfw you'll never be as cool as Johnny Hitler

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>>34373354
>cold
>rainy
>windy

Would love a cheeky little spoon right now lads but >tfwnogf

>>34373297
>Worth billions
>Can only pull a 3/10 azn who dates white guys as a status symbol

Why do manlets even try?

>tallest/ 2nd tallest everywhere
>always lanky no matter what I do/ eat
>hideous face
>backne
>never learned proper fine motor skills because my parts kept extending

desu I'd rather be a manlet with my mental health in order instead

ZUCKERBERG IS A FUCKING JEW

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>>34373295
devilish, OP
original comment

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bretty based of you anon
trust no thots

>>34373295
Fucking isis pepe good christ

>>34373291
What's on tap?

>>34373419
Whatever you like, anon. This is a fictional tavern, you see.

>>34373474
Get me a glass of Kek's Brew please

>>34373234
nox3. i mean wtf

>>34373234
lmao what the fuck is wrong with you dude

>>34373234
>he thinks that if anyone did any of these things that they would post here
I have and I wouldn't admit to the details in such bait even if you paid me

>>34373227
sounds good, she's a total bitch anyways

>>34373227

she's ugly and a whore

i went to school with spics hotter than her

>>34373101
I would always listen to his modal soul album when I did drugs and now I can't listen to it without feeling funny

/spooky/ just saw this thread and I was already listening to modal soul

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>>34373132
Modal Soul is good even if you're not toasted desu.

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>Q: Doctor, I am 28 years old and a wife and mother. But I have to confess something so awful that I cannot believe it is happening. I feel like a very evil person.
>A month ago, I gave birth to my first child - a baby boy. My husband and I were both delighted. Naturally, I decided to breastfeed, and I found this very easy.
>But then the most terrible thing happened. One day when I was feeding the baby, I had an orgasm. I could not believe it, I thought maybe I had dreamt it.
>But the next day, the same thing happened again. I was walking around the bedroom feeding the child, and suddenly, my whole body was racked with a sort of convulsion as I climaxed.
>This terrible phenomenon has happened several times since then. I feel I must be the most perverted woman in the world. Am I crazy? And should I give up breastfeeding?

>A: Please relax, and accept what I am going to tell you-you are not 'perverted' at all.
>You see, what is happening to you has nothing to do with lustful thoughts about your child or anything like that. These orgasms are thought to be caused by a hormone which is produced during lactation.
>In fact, the phenomenon of climaxing during breastfeeding is well known to medical science. It happens quite often, but is a very taboo subject and people rarely talk about it.
>But if you type the words 'orgasm' and 'breastfeeding' into Google, you will immediately see that there are over six million results. You will also see that doctors theorise that these climaxes are due to the effects of two hormones- oxytocin and prolactin, which are involved in lactation and also in sexual function.
>So the point is that these orgasms are not your fault! They are just something that happens (against their will) to quite a few women during lactation.
They have nothing to do with your baby, and there is no need for you to give up breastfeeding him.

http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20140525/out/out5.html

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Gentle reminder for fembots:
-40% of mothers who nurse their children report sexual arousal while nusring
-25% of mothers admit to experiencing orgasm during breastfeeding
-75% of females NEVER achieve orgasm through penetrative intercourse

Notice how well those numbers line up. Some women are just wired differently, girls with sensitive nipples are designed to orgasm from breastfeeding and lactation. It's a reproductive activity that your body seeks to reward you for. In fact, NOT lactating

1. Increases your risk of reproductive cancers
2. Paradoxically, increases your risk of osteoporosis
3. Increases your risk of heart attacks (lactation results in a long term increase of HDL aka good cholesterol in the bloodstream), which are the leading killer of women


The combination of calorie burning properties, HDL increasing, stress reduction hormones, and lower blood sugar levels that lactation provides a woman produces a very powerful net health benefit. You'd have to be insane or suicidal to NOT induce lactation at some point.

>>34372959
I do milk a fembot (bf) I milk jer feminine penis gently into my mouth every night senpai

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I like Dota 2 and I'm finnish. Therefore I must also like Matumbaman.

That actor who plays that character I like on that show I like

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>>34372961
>Arteezy will never impregnate you

improving your quality of life, edge man.

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Because the alternative is worse. Chill the fuck out dude.

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>>34372867
"This is the great lesson the depressive learns: Nothing in the world is inherently compelling. Whatever may be really "out there" cannot project itself as an affective experience. It is all a vacuous affair with only a chemical prestige. Nothing is either good or bad, desirable or undesirable, or anything else except that it is made so by laboratories inside us producing the emotions on which we live. And to live on our emotions is to live arbitrarily, inaccurately--imparting meaning to what has none of its own. Yet what other way is there to live? Without the ever-clanking machinery of emotion, everything would come to a standstill. There would be nothing to do, nowhere to go, nothing to be, and no one to know. The alternatives are clear: to live falsely as pawns of affect, or to live factually as depressives, or as individuals who know what is known to the depressive. How advantageous that we are not coerced into choosing one or the other, neither choice being excellent. One look at human existence is proof enough that our species will not be released from the stranglehold of emotionalism that anchors it to hallucinations. That may be no way to live, but to opt for depression would be to opt out of existence as we consciously know it."

Thomas Ligotti, The Conspiracy Against the Human Race

>>34372820
no i cannot

sjdflks

Sounds allike a retard

>>34372820
Actually I am not sure.