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>>34378477
Buy a wig you stupid whore

>>34378477
That's pretty gross and all, but that doesn't mean everything. I work with someone with a similar condition. She's about 35 and completely bald, doesn't even wear a wig. Her personality isn't even great, but she's married to this nice guy and has friendly children.

There's always someone who will want you as long as you lower your standards.

>>34378477
go away roastie, you deserve every ounce of pain in life. Soon Donald Trump will put all of u women in your place. We are going to put you in concentration camps, take away all your make up, jewerly, make u bald and torture u bitches.

>>34378382
Yes, why is that weird?

Only if they pass out. Sleeping with socks on isn't done.

>>34378382
My bf sleeps with his socks on.

I actually bullied this Jewish kid quite badly.

I have some regrets about teasing some kids, but I never bullied near as much as I was bullied throughout school. I blame my parents and there turn the other cheek attitude they raised me with becaude I'm angry loser as a result

I took advantage of this. When I started getting bullied in middle school I grew my hair out, started wearing all black, and listening to death metal on top volume on the bus where people liked to fuck with me. By the time I got to high school there were people going out of their ways to sit with me at lunch or invite me to things, even when they were visibly uncomfortable. Half way through high school I cut my hair short and started dressing like a hipster. Lost all the fear and most of the friends.

sounds like she likes you just keep it up tell her other fetishes too she might be all
>"ew anon"
then do that shit

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>>34378273
failed normie here, as weird as it might sound this is what people mean when they say "you gotta have confidence bro" just casually look at her from over a glass of OJ and say "sorry about last night, but its not i wouldn't have told you eventually" she'll respect that you were willing to clear it but it'll also show that you've always thought her feet were nice. roasties love to get praise for anything.............. even their feet

>>34378273
she probably liked it t b h desu

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keep it fresh

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God is dead but this chat lives

Been a member of this doscord for several months and I gotta say its probably the best robot discord around. The owner really cares.

Well did you?

oooooooriginal

>>34378184
The only thing you can do let it pass and deny it if anyone brings it up . Trying to hatch some scheme to get back at her or to try to fix it will probably only make it worse

>>34378184
I am not really sure how this matters In any sense of the word

Who cares what women think, who cares what they say. If some faggot wants to come at you because some woman told him you called her some choice words then you really should just beat the living shit out of him for being so gay

>I honestly wouldn't worry --> This really is your best option

Depends what you mean by best.

Most effective method is jumping off something tall. General rule is 150ft over land or 250ft over water. More than 99% effective.

Next up is gunshot. Around 95% success. Don't be a fucking idiot and point it at your temple. Best possible scenario involves a shotgun directly to the brainstem (base of the neck) but this can be difficult to achieve alone.

After that is hanging, over 90% effective if done correctly, but people are bad at doing this effectively. People think this is a less messy way but they forget about how they shit themselves and dangle somewhere til the neighbors smell them.

Then there is the Helium exit bag that faggots around here love. If you can fill a room with an inert gas like that, you can trick your brain into not panicking about the lack of oxygen, and you basically get tired, go to sleep, and drift away. Hard to achieve in practice, and success rates are unknown. This is the same method by which carbon monoxide works, but that comes with the potential for violent nausea and flu-like symptoms, and permanent brain damage if you don't die.

Don't fucking use pills, that shit almost never works but it almost always ruins your organs.

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>>34378156
Better idea:
Make it look like you've killed yourself. Then go do reckless, exciting, and often illegal things that your pussy ass wouldn't have had the balls to do normally.

Free examples:
- Hitchhike across Asia to Afghanistan, grow poppies with the locals and get high as fuck
- Go to Mexico and take part in some of that ultraviolence
- Rob a bank
-Buy a cheap motorcycle and recklessly endanger yourself on it across the country at 100 mph

If you die doing that, then you've succeeded in killing yourself.
If you don't, you'll be kind of a badass by that point, and may want to consider continuing to fuck shit up.

Live, OP.


As in, stream it for all of us when you kill yourself, you'll be internet history.

But I'm 24 now, only reason I would get into a relationship now is if I see it going that far. Might have been different when I was younger but that's no longer the case

Yes. I wanted to marry each one.

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>>34378122
Do you think you DESERVE a virgin?

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Nigga you got bad genetics

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dude try vitamin C pills and get some more sunshine. Also it can be a symptom of liver failure so get that checked out too, dr's can check your liver function pretty easily.

>>34378014
step 1. stop being old

Tfw they're still flying over my house

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>>34378006
>implying the rich won't just force us all into ghettos and starve us out once there's no more use for our labor

Scarcity will always be artificially manufactured in our culture as it currently is

Dunno. Been with my girlfriend for 12 years.

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rampant degeneracy
selfie generation
ME ME ME all the time
95% of normalfaggots time staring into a screen swiping mindlessly through facebook
believing they can do better
special snowflakes
normalfaggots that hold absolutely 0 convictions that they believe in whole-heartedly

Some (most) people know going in that it won't work out, a lot of them do genuinely try but just can't deal with the unexpected changes or financial issues. The rest actually intend to just trade up, those are the people abusing alimony/paternity laws.

you cannot be a robot if you dont like shemales

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger.
Why the fuck are there so many niggers?

Well, it takes care of business; never needs winding, never needs winding, never needs winding!

>>34377852
Somebody explain the appeal.

Fucker must have been spying in my windows, because I don't tell anyone about that. Tell her that "someone" is the real creep here.

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>>34377852
N-No, I just really like stockings!
See!

Doggos are very adaptable. He will be fine.

my dog had like 8 teeth extracted last year (she's like 13 and we never did anything about her oral health) and she eats just as easily as ever

keep in mind the tooth might be causing them pain right now and they'll probably feel better once the tooth is out

>>34377833
I JUST WANT A PUG DOGGO TO BE CALM AND HANGOUT WITH IN MY ROOM!!

>>34377821
You would starve, you need calories

>>34377821
I guess you could live, but that would be a lot of vitamins that you would be taking. So many that you may as well just eat the food.

>>34377821
you'd die because your body still needs calories/energy to function.

and taking supplements will never equal the real thing