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>>34378979
IMHO it's because leople lie. A lot. And they are used to facts mainly.

>>34378979
Just because you don't understand what they're talking about doesn't mean they're pricks, op

A lot of high egos. And the assumption that working in those fields automatically means you're highly intelligent, regardless if you actually have anything to show for it.

>tfw would be hot if I wasn't ugly

>>34378944
Would be hot if lost 20 Ib

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>>34378944
>Tfw i would be hot if i wasn't a scrawny ultra manlet

I don't know if it's a meme but I certainly want to fuck my best friend (male) as he dresses like a cute gothic lolita.

>>34378929
Follow your dreams, friend.

>>34378939
But we're best friends.

I think you just answered your own question. "Fuck well" anon. Godspeed.

>>34378898
>and you like women
Are you sure?

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>>34378898
for me, it's the former

>tfw you'll never be supllied glasses full of cum to drink and take rectal deposits of semen purely for nutrtion and the purpose of keeping your robot bf from khs

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>masturbating and about to cum
>need to fart

>>34378884

The poo was probably pushing against your prostate and that's why you were turned on to begin with

Congratulations, you're gay

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>last night around 11
>gf promises sex when baby goes to sleep
>4 in the morning
>baby finally crashes
>it is finally time
>she goes straight to sleep
>go to bathroom and masturbate
>getting in to it, rock hard after like 10 mins
>suddenly just need to shit, like it just starts happening
>shit mid fap
>it turns in to a big one, long, thin dumps totaling a good amount to fill the bowl
>no longer solid, i've shrunk to flaccid minidick
>end up having to start all over

It feels more like it's coming apart
It already came together but only for a split second, it's so frustrating

Things are improving :) , not sure if it's necessarily coming together

Fuck you and your forced positivity.
I hate people like you.
>GUYS EVERYTHIN IS AHH OK EVERYTHIN IS SUNNY AND RAINBOWS AND ICECREAM
Fuck you.
Oh and I could I have forgotten - :))))

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Talk to me. Tell me about your day. Was it good was it bad?

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>>34378810
>there are people who saw fox and the hound as children who are going to murder people in the future

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>>34378919
hi anon! i had a pretty good day today; i went to my psychologist so that was alright. how was yours?

>>34378741
right now, dying a kissless virgin
once my dad dies, marrying the trap

Legitimately one of the hardest polls I have taken. I chose trap.

Marriage is a no no so OP wizard it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9eAKcE0Mnc

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vil snart have noget fisse

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>>34378758

livet ar forjavla svart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE0-KWo_dhs

bumping for Ecuadorian chicks

I met one in highschool. She had bad periods.

>>34379331
would you drink them if given the chance?

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agreed. After you've pumped hundreds of loads in them, you start looking at other girls

>>34378618
Yeah

It really is overrated. Its nice to be able to just blow your load all over some girl every night before you go to sleep, when you wake up, when you come home.. but they are NOT worth the trouble.

You gotta learn how to compartmentalize women so that you don't get caught up in their bullshit. Red Pill was right about that one. But they are gay as fuck, they give women far too much credit.

>>34378618
Having a girlfriend is much like having air. It's not that big of a deal until you're not getting it.

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>>34378578
>implying all robots are orbitfags

>>34378602
Most orbitfags are from r9k

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>tfw never orbited

Feels good to not be a chump

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haha same here man!

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Truly the pinnacle of enlightenment. I hope all my genuine robot brethren reach this point one day.

>>34378499
Same thing happened to me when I turned 25. I realized at that point the only women I was going to be able to get in a relationship were either single mothers or landwhales. I would rather die a kissless virgin. Still think the same thing years later.

We don't know, now get off the board.

Lovesickness is normal. It will go away when you adjust to her. Don't worry my man. Now heartbreak? That you do need to worry about. 10 months single here and I'm only beginning to feel ok. But you can't avoid that now. Don't worry, they say it gets easier each time. This woman is not your predestined future. The only moment that exists is now. Worry about now and not the future with regards to her. Good luck. Also, if you haven't had it yet, sex is great!

>>34378498

You're nervous, you're prolly out of your comfort zone. The weird feeling is adrenaline, it's pent up energy so find a way to channel it.

Don't worry about it dude. The more worry, the more you'll psych yourself out. Then it'll be years later and you go to sleep wondering why the fuck you were so worried and uncomfortable, and why did you let something that could've been amazing just slip away because your brain can't accept good things for some fucking reason.

Sorry I went a little far anon, been there, done that, shit is miserable.

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There are memes

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>>34378494
how bout i push u and tell u ur condemned 2 suffer 4 eternity u faggot

don't worry anon, everything will be OK. trust a fellow anon