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ITT use a pic/gif/webm to describe how other people see you
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>>34385788
organic materipok
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Couldn't find a more accurate picture.
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I come out and start spouting trash.
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How does one suck themself off?
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>>34385777
LOL You farted
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Just be a skinny, flexible cuteboi like me. Benis size is very important as well.
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>open mouth
>insert penis
It's that easy.
I've sucked myself off at least 20 times.
>tfw you can feel your dick at the back of your throat
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Would you all like me to post a conversation I am having with a chick at the moment? Maybe you all can learn a thing or two on how to talk to a girl :P
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>>34385716
no :P post her nudes
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>>34385732
Just started talking to her. No nudes so soon man.
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Seems nobody wants it. By /r9k/
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Who here /has super oily hair/ the day after showering? I always wake up feeling gross because of that.
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>>34385704
I was just thinking of this my nigga
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I have to shower everyday or else my headphones get greasy
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>>34385704
>>34385846
I only realised a few weeks ago that you aren't supposed to shampoo every day. You still should shower every day, just use shampoo every other day.
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curing the virgin walk 2017-01-24 06:02:07 Post No.34385696
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are there any ways to correct my posture + gait WITHOUT losing my virginity? I know it's technically cheating but I can't fucking deal with doing the virgin walk any more lads, everyone knows
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>>34385696
What the fuck is the virgin walk?
origami
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>>34385720
forced or 'manual' movement and an unnatural posture or hunched over
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>>34385720
no one can explain it but all virgins look like virgins
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>wore pink panties at school today directly because of all the lewdness on r9kand I'm still wearing them :3
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you're a man aren't you
original
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>>34385677
I wore cat-print panties to work a few times, felt good!
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>>34385702ofcourse I am, silly! ^^
YWN share cum with Valentina Nappi during a gangbang
How is this okay?
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>>34385676
She will never kiss you for being a good little cum slave
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>>34385676
Hot as fuck OP, sauce!?
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I would snowball with Elsa, but not that filthy goomba.
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what's the best book on php?
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structure and interpretation of computer program
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>>34385650
>php
l m a o
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>>34385692
ok thanks
>>34385706
great contribution to the discussion
>too autistic for normies
>nerds are too autistic for me
>i play video games but i'm not very passionate about nerdy interests like nerds are so i can't relate to them
>99% of anime is shit
>i don't care about normie interests
>just a nihilist fuck
What do?
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>>34385592
Go to Reddit and get a clue
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>>34385592
My go-to solution for bad feelies
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If you had that picture saved on your device, you are definitely not too autistic for nerds. Sorry, senpai.
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Are any other robots worried about how monitored the world has become and is still becoming? We have virtually no privacy anymore.
In the next 20 years we will be photographed dozens, if not hundreds of times a day, and the data could be saved forever, allowing anyone who has access to the photos to track our movements on any given day. Computers will be able to recognize any face that they have in their database from just a few shots.
The government already has infrared cameras that can track a person's movement inside a house, almost as invasive as actually putting a camera inside.
And of course we're already numbered and kept tabs on from birth to death. Our economic records, phone and internet records, vehicle ownership, gun ownership, and many other things can be accessed by the government at will.
It is literally impossible to be anonymous in the real world in modern society. Why aren't people more worried about this total loss of privacy?
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You see I don't care, I am not even sure what they need with all my information
I care more about my privacy amongst people I know, so far the government hasn't bothered me with the private information they have on me
Can't say that about people I know, there's a reason I have trust issues
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>>34385601
Whatever people you know may have done to you, the government could do it tenfold if it wanted to. Just because they aren't abusing you right now, doesn't mean they won't.
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>>34385572
My mom bought a new phone that has a heart beat monitor.
It's never been easier for the NSA to monitor your entire life.
I am sure just because we visit this website the NSA is watching. Mass surveillance is a thing ya know.
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Ok you know the drill.
Post the absolute lowest you'd settle for in a girl.
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Having a pulse.
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I wanna marry Miss Universe
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>>34385303
I can see why she's the lowest you'd settle for, her feet aren't even that cute.
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The Ultimate Red Pill On Porn 2017-01-24 05:32:13 Post No.34385279
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The Ultimate Red Pill On Porn
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Whats up robots? I'm about to drop a controversial red pill on you about pornography.
Some of you will disagree. Some of you will agree. Some of you might already know this.
But...
Watching porn and jacking off in itself is not degenerate, nor is it bad for you.
What especially needs to be said is it doesn't give you super powers for resisting or no fap. It doesn't make you suave. It doesn't make you confident. It doesn't help and actually decreases your testosterone.
The only way porn really has any negative effects is if you are masturbating all day to constant porn viewing.
But this could be said for other things as well.
Take gaming for instance. Gaming 20 hours a day instead of working on yourself is just as debilitating. Or binge watching tv etc.
Watching once or twice a day isn't bad.
>So why does everyone say it is?
Interesting and complicated answer.
Many reasons are obvious. Religion; shame etc.
But as an older fag, let me take you guys back in time when porn wasn't so available.
Even in the mid 90's, acquiring porn was a more embarrassing task. That either came down to you going to your local video rental store and going to the "back room" to rent vids. Or going to truck stops and buying dirty magazines in front of everyone. Or going to an adult store.
The amount of men that done this was so insignificant that there was no porn problem.
The porn is bad meme started in the late 90's when internet become so widely available.
Does anyone on /r9k/ know who originally started the boycotting of porn? Who started the PORN IS BAD routine.
Feminists. They all said it was degrading to women. This whole wave of anti porn retoric started in the late 90's - mid 2000's that you shouldn't watch porn because it was degrading to women. and that porn stars were treated terribly (a lie) and that they were all abused (a lie). etc.
When porn only increased, the feminists were left scratching their heads. What could they do now?
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The same thing they always do...try to make men feel insecure. Attack him sexually. Tell him if he watches porn, it will make him less desireable. Make him less confident. He'll never be able to please a woman because of too much porn etc.
Some of this has even been picked up by men in the blogsophere and repasted into "becoming better men". Some Chads (and normies) use it as a way to validate their own existance. As they dont want to accept the fact that it was just that they won the genetic lottery. They haven't worked for anything. They haven't achieved anything. Other than being born tall and good looking.
But the fact is women hate 80% of men. If you're not a Chad or high ranking normie, you will never be desired.
So where does the porn fit in?
It all goes back to the men checking out of society cliche. Women's standards are impossibly high. You may as well not try if you're not Chad. Many men no longer do.
This means more men are smarter about becoming a check stub for a woman after Chad dumps her. More men have retreated to porn and theres nothing wrong with that. Women have made this mess. Let them fix it.
I'm not saying view porn. I'm definitely not say to be addicted to it. But if you think you're doing something virtous by rejecting porn or masturbation, you're not. In fact you are only allowing women to control you even more. The feminists won't to end porn. They want that 80% of men to still desire them, even when women don't desire those same men. They don't want you to be able to find any enjoyment whatsoever outside of them. Just remember that the next time someone posts Vargs face.
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Well OP, people have protested against Hustler and other forms of porn before the internet was a thing. You know who protested back then? Conservatives. Right now porn is readily available for just about everyone with a phone and internet connection. I fail to see how feminists are at fault here when a very small percentage of women are even real feminists and some women consume porn themselves, definitely more than a few decades ago.
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Anything in excess is bad but porn in particular is one of those things that can (and clearly do) seriously warp your views on women and romance in general. Watching a bit here and there (once a week or so) is probably not too harmful and may even be healthy for you but watching too much of it and beating off all the time will have palpable physiological and psychological effects on you.
Suggesting that you shouldn't be consuming so much pornography isn't an "attack on men", as you put it. Rather it's just advice that keeps your social outlooks in the best interest.
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all I want is a gf who's an exact female replica of myself. is that so much to ask?
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>>34385241
Not hating yourself GTFO Norman
jk
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>implying you would get along with yourself
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>>34385241
Actually, yeah that is a lot to ask
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>tfw can't cure my severe OCD/anxiety using pure empirical logic
I'm going insane because I just can't fucking accept the uncertainty.
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>>34385224
In a period lasting a few years in my teens, I showered 3 hours a day to ''stay pure''.
Then one day sweet nihilism kicked in like someone flipped a switch, and I stopped caring about anything and everything.
Nothing matters, OP. You're gonna die, everything you worked for will turn to dust, and it won't be remembered.
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>>34385396
You don't know that. And you're not the supreme authority on anything.
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>>34385396
How do I channel my nihilism into not being autistic without making everyone hate me?
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>tfw no hobbledehoy bf
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>>34385223
Think you'll run out of adjectives soon? You'll probably get away with it honestly, I'm pretty sure the robot resets frequently and no one would notice.
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>tfw no gobblejima lion
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>>34385223
>I'm pretty sure the robot resets frequently
Don't think it does.