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>>34386347
It gets the best of us, anon.

It feels good, but it usually doesn't change anything about our lives. Especially in today's world where nobody gives a fuck about anyone.

>>34386426
I know.

I got criticized today and I wanted to kill myself and I spend hours lying in bed. I have no idea why I'm such a weak piece of shit

>>34386426

No one gave a fuck before as well. Some people do care today and those same people would have cared back then. Stop using that cliche.

>>34386477

Because we just aren't fit to deal with it. I don't know about you, but I have life on easy mode yet I'm the biggest failure around.

No, but that's the one I want to try. Fuck McKenna and his machine elves. Those were just products of him never fully experiencing ego death.

Nope, but done 4 aco dmt

>>34386344
I wish to try it but not sure where to get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWSOl62memg

Interesting video no 5 MeO DMT

>>34386337
>implying it isn't the other way around

CAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY FUCKING BITCHES GETTING MONEY AND THE BUSINESS

how do you politely tell a girl "because i'm not interested in you" without sounding like an asshole?

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Same.
But it also saddens.
There aren't a lot, but some memories I really, really don't wanna lose.
They're the only thing of worth to me.

The sooner the better, my friend,

>>34386308
I'm afraid of the darkness of eternity

It's for cucks and whores

>>34386273
>I want to fuck other people
>I really admire those couples where my proud womyn sisters can cuck their providers at will
I knew I was going to get mad when I saw 'reddit'.

>>34386293
Yeah this

>hurr I have needs

I fucking hate this excuse. "Needs"? You NEED to eat, drink and sleep, not fuck. We all went through years and years of no sex before we lost our virginity. If you really struggle to control yourself just become a chronic masturbator. If you're fucking married or in a committed relationship then fucking deal with it and don't be a weak piece of shit

Fuck offff noooormmmmieeee cunntt

>>34386239
great advice thank very much

Kill yourself normie faggot.
Original post.

if u take it personal that's okay

At least youre not having a bad decade like me

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Cheer up, anon. Stiff uppa lip n all dat ma nigga. Tomorrow you can start again.

are you on any meds?
oreganogosahimasu

>>34386178
no i lied to the doctor on a depression test

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>tfw no feels

Some feelingless original content.

Daily reminder that "fembots" do not exist.
Oregando post.

>>34386140
sadwich

see to it that you save your sadwich from sogginess with those sad sobs

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fembots do not exist check em /tv/

>>34386132
>be white
I think I'm pretty good.

>>34386132

*unsheaths katana*
*teleports behind him*
*give him a swift stab through the heart*
*walk away*

tch..nothin personal degenerate

>>34386132
Not fucked at all I know Judo, if he tries any shit with me, I'll break his arm and maybe a leg for good measure.

>>34386101
I do. But it's mainly because I hate the whole BLACKED thing going on. It's just all a jew scheme though and the BLEACHED shit is just the type of stuff Mr.Goim wants from us.

only if I'm the one doing the bleaching

I like seeing pregnant women in general, looks really sexy

Lightly brush my lips against him

Slowly take out my tongue and lick it

>>34386041
Rim his buttholes

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>>34386032
When i still went outside and talked to people i made a different personality for every group/person.

If two met i would have a panic attack because i did not know how to act.

>>34386431
Everyone does this to some degree. Even normies.

>>34386032
- I gauge people's reaction on jokes so I get to know their worldview
- I stay neutral on stuff I otherwise have a clear position on so I make the other person more comfortable at giving their own honest opinion
- When I feel I know their beliefs and so on I act in a way that doesn't conflict with theirs

In short I try to see what people think and react to that. I act differently depending on the person, talk about other stuff with them and so forth.

Just let her use internet explorer or another browser you never use. That way there is no history, bookmarks etc. that could embarrass you.
Problem solved.

I'm fine, I have a 6" phone that's perfect for watching porn and asmr videos on at night.

tab 1 decapitation video
tab 2 east atlanta santa 2 playing
tab 3 bitches being throatfucked
tab 4 facebook, hitting on every girl in my friends list + arguing with the club promoter about switching my time
tab 5 real madrid wiki page

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>>34385930
pt2

>Clench my gut and let out a triumphant fart followed by a stream of poopoo so hard it rips through the buttflap on my Barney onesie
>Continue REEEEEEEing the entire time while I'm emptying my cavernous bowels
>Mummy tries to pull me off the box
>Throw a fistful of poopoo at her
>Sister screams and runs to her car
>fuckingnormiesandtheircarfaggotry.webm
>Fling poo at her but miss and hit the Christmas tree instead
>Get up and let out a triumphant roar as I jump one the PlebBook with all my might one last time to finish off the Apple-made abomination.
>Retreat back to my lair and drink a 2 liter of Mr.Pibb in a victory toast with my beloved equine waifu Luna
>Mummy comes up sobbing 2 hours later and changes me out of my poopy clothes and serves me a megatray of Tyson tendies (5lbs worth) and another 2 liter of Pibb to wash it down

And to think that fucking bitch had the gall to say that I was the one who ruined Christmas.

At least I'm never going to see my roastie whore of a sister again because Mummy told me she got something called a restraining order. Fuck that bitch. I hope she dies choking on Chad's cock while my peepee remains purely for Ponies.

stop

just

stop typing

You sure showed them. GG m8