Who /self-pitying/ here?
It's destroying my happiness, I'm stuck in this constant loop of feeling like a victim
>>34386347
It gets the best of us, anon.
It feels good, but it usually doesn't change anything about our lives. Especially in today's world where nobody gives a fuck about anyone.
>>34386426
I know.
I got criticized today and I wanted to kill myself and I spend hours lying in bed. I have no idea why I'm such a weak piece of shit
>>34386426
No one gave a fuck before as well. Some people do care today and those same people would have cared back then. Stop using that cliche.
>>34386477
Because we just aren't fit to deal with it. I don't know about you, but I have life on easy mode yet I'm the biggest failure around.
Has anyone here tried 5 meo dmt before?
No, but that's the one I want to try. Fuck McKenna and his machine elves. Those were just products of him never fully experiencing ego death.
Nope, but done 4 aco dmt
>>34386344
I wish to try it but not sure where to get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWSOl62memg
Interesting video no 5 MeO DMT
>why haven't you been replying to me anon
>>34386337
>implying it isn't the other way around
CAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY FUCKING BITCHES GETTING MONEY AND THE BUSINESS
how do you politely tell a girl "because i'm not interested in you" without sounding like an asshole?
>tfw we are all gonna die someday eventually
comforts me every time
Same.
But it also saddens.
There aren't a lot, but some memories I really, really don't wanna lose.
They're the only thing of worth to me.
The sooner the better, my friend,
>>34386308
I'm afraid of the darkness of eternity
What does /r9k/ think of the concept of polyamory?
It's for cucks and whores
>>34386273
>I want to fuck other people
>I really admire those couples where my proud womyn sisters can cuck their providers at will
I knew I was going to get mad when I saw 'reddit'.
>>34386293
Yeah this
>hurr I have needs
I fucking hate this excuse. "Needs"? You NEED to eat, drink and sleep, not fuck. We all went through years and years of no sex before we lost our virginity. If you really struggle to control yourself just become a chronic masturbator. If you're fucking married or in a committed relationship then fucking deal with it and don't be a weak piece of shit
Tfw you're almost done high school and you're in a relationship with the only girl you've ever slept with. Meanwhile, all your friends are out sleeping around and having what seems to be the time of their life. Even though I think I love this girl I can't get over the feeling that I'm wasting the prime of my sex life in a monogamous relationship. What should I do r9k?
Fuck offff noooormmmmieeee cunntt
>>34386239
great advice thank very much
Kill yourself normie faggot.
Original post.
I'm having a bad day
if u take it personal that's okay
At least youre not having a bad decade like me
Cheer up, anon. Stiff uppa lip n all dat ma nigga. Tomorrow you can start again.
>It's hard for me to even want to do anything
>I don't even want a gf anymore
>I use to be afraid of death now I just don't care anymore
>I can't think clearly anymore
>I don't like people anymore
are you on any meds?
oreganogosahimasu
>>34386178
no i lied to the doctor on a depression test
>tfw no feels
Some feelingless original content.
Remove /pol/ edition
What ails you today?
Daily reminder that "fembots" do not exist.
Oregando post.
>>34386140
sadwichsee to it that you save your sadwich from sogginess with those sad sobs
fembots do not exist check em /tv/
>you bump into this guy in a dark alleyway
>how fucked are you?
>>34386132
>be white
I think I'm pretty good.
>>34386132
*unsheaths katana*
*teleports behind him*
*give him a swift stab through the heart*
*walk away*
tch..nothin personal degenerate
>>34386132
Not fucked at all I know Judo, if he tries any shit with me, I'll break his arm and maybe a leg for good measure.
Do any non white anons enjoy seeing non white females getting BLEACHED?
>>34386101
I do. But it's mainly because I hate the whole BLACKED thing going on. It's just all a jew scheme though and the BLEACHED shit is just the type of stuff Mr.Goim wants from us.
only if I'm the one doing the bleaching
I like seeing pregnant women in general, looks really sexy
You wake up next to your big bro, turn over and see pic related 5 inches from your face.
What do
Lightly brush my lips against him
Slowly take out my tongue and lick it
>>34386041
Rim his buttholes
Am i the only one that automatically says what other people want to hear. My brain just jumps to the answer that will end the conversation faster. Its like Im living as someone that doesnt exist when im not behind a monitor.
>>34386032
When i still went outside and talked to people i made a different personality for every group/person.
If two met i would have a panic attack because i did not know how to act.
>>34386431
Everyone does this to some degree. Even normies.
>>34386032
- I gauge people's reaction on jokes so I get to know their worldview
- I stay neutral on stuff I otherwise have a clear position on so I make the other person more comfortable at giving their own honest opinion
- When I feel I know their beliefs and so on I act in a way that doesn't conflict with theirs
In short I try to see what people think and react to that. I act differently depending on the person, talk about other stuff with them and so forth.
>Mom walks in
"Hey anon, I need to use your computer's internet for just a second. My Normiebook Pro isn't working for some reason."
>She stands there expectantly.
>She starts approaching your chair
>She's not going to give you any time to clear out or delete anything
How fucked are you?
Just let her use internet explorer or another browser you never use. That way there is no history, bookmarks etc. that could embarrass you.
Problem solved.
I'm fine, I have a 6" phone that's perfect for watching porn and asmr videos on at night.
tab 1 decapitation video
tab 2 east atlanta santa 2 playing
tab 3 bitches being throatfucked
tab 4 facebook, hitting on every girl in my friends list + arguing with the club promoter about switching my time
tab 5 real madrid wiki page
>Be Mummy's 24 year old bouncy happy healthy 350lb baby boy
>In the middle of my 5pm post-breakfast MLPforums and /trash/ browsing session on my 2009 Lenovo Thinkpad T420 running FreeBSD (fuck those Linux plebs)
>hear a knock on my door
>it's Mummy
>"God fucking damn me and slutty Princess Luna don't have time for your normie shenanigans you ungrateful sow!!!"
>She interrupts me mid-REEEE! and says my normie sister has come home from college for Christmas and she brought me a present
>"Fine! I shall take her gift as compensation for your heinous act of interrupting my browsing session!"
>Pull my healthy, 350 pound /fit/ as fuck body out of my racecar bed and waddle down the stairs
>Fucking normalshit basic bitch roastie sister is in the living room holding a wrapped present with my name on it
>"Hey anon! I can't believe it's been 3 years since..."
>"MY NAME IS SHADOWCLOUD! My ponysona is me and I am my pony OC!!"
>"S-sorry, Shadowcloud. I thought you might like this. I earned a little extra cash from my job at Starbucks and I thought I's use it to help you out a little bit"
>typicalroastie.jpeg
>Snatch the present out of her probably cum-drenched whore hands
>Tear into it with the force of a thousand Narutos
>areyoukiddingme.webm
>It's a MacBook
>A FUCKING MACBOOK
>"W-well I thought you could use a new laptop s-since yours is kinda old..."
>THIS. BITCH. HAS. CROSSED. THE. LINE.
>"How dare you insult Shadowcloud's presence by offering him this pleb-tier technological trash!"
>Mummy tries in vain to contain my unstoppable rage
>"Anon! How dare you treat your sister like this! She cares about you and this is how you repay her!?"
>Bitch, you just poured gasoline on a raging, eternal fire
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE with the force of a thousand Thuu'ms (not that I'd ever play a normieshit game like Skyrim)
>Throw the MacBook onto the floor and bodyslam it with 100% pure muscled buttocks
>"APPLE IS SHIT SO THIS IS A FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR GRAVE MISDEEDS, ROASTIE!"
End pt 1
>>34385930
pt2
>Clench my gut and let out a triumphant fart followed by a stream of poopoo so hard it rips through the buttflap on my Barney onesie
>Continue REEEEEEEing the entire time while I'm emptying my cavernous bowels
>Mummy tries to pull me off the box
>Throw a fistful of poopoo at her
>Sister screams and runs to her car
>fuckingnormiesandtheircarfaggotry.webm
>Fling poo at her but miss and hit the Christmas tree instead
>Get up and let out a triumphant roar as I jump one the PlebBook with all my might one last time to finish off the Apple-made abomination.
>Retreat back to my lair and drink a 2 liter of Mr.Pibb in a victory toast with my beloved equine waifu Luna
>Mummy comes up sobbing 2 hours later and changes me out of my poopy clothes and serves me a megatray of Tyson tendies (5lbs worth) and another 2 liter of Pibb to wash it down
And to think that fucking bitch had the gall to say that I was the one who ruined Christmas.
At least I'm never going to see my roastie whore of a sister again because Mummy told me she got something called a restraining order. Fuck that bitch. I hope she dies choking on Chad's cock while my peepee remains purely for Ponies.
stop
just
stop typing
You sure showed them. GG m8