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>the constant awful anxiety of having to walk home from work after nightfall alone (it is pitch black by 5pm here)
>being scared shitless because someone knocked on the door
>being unable to sleep because a man could have learned that I live alone and i'm basically completely helpless if he decides to do anything to me
>feeling terrified days after encountering aggressive male customers at work, knowing they could snap my neck if they felt like it
>tfw have my accomplishments and great career, work hard at the gym, but a male could just grab me like a ragdoll and do what he wants

males, what is it like being able to live as a whole complete person without needing others?
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>>34386752
Kill yourself please
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>>34386752
just transition "femanon" :^)
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>>34386752
I have no fucking clue
t. male (male)

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What's your excuse for not living your life like Joe Rogan?
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I'm not batshit insane
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>>34386748
>More Interesting facts with with the inncorrect explanation iniside

nice
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I can just supplement it

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I say she is. I can't grasp how could someone be this astoundingly beautiful.
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hipster tomboy/10
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>>34386704

don't you talk shit about the most gorgeous woman ever, faget
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The years haven't been kind to Katya. She used to be so much cuter 2-3 years ago

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You guys ever had a shot and fucking blew it?

Pic related had huge crush on me for 2 years in high school

Now she left the state for college and ive realized my lifes greatest mistake was taking her for granted and never making it official
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>he thinks high school relationships last
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>>34386644
Ew a brown person
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This womans is beings poo in looings

what a twist

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>Anon, how come you're always so quiet?
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>>34386636
>Anon? Anon? Anon?
>I asked you a question anon
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>>34386636
are her sleeves rolled up or are they just really short?
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>>34386869
she's just asian

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How do I get rid of the fat on my chin?
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Stop shoveling so much food into your mouth
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>>34386628
im 140 lbs tho
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>>34386614
I saw somewhere that if you consume less sodium it will help, not sure if it's a buzzfeed meme or something though.

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What level of the Hierarchy of Needs are you at, r9k?

You do know having sex is at the foundation of your needs, right?
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sex as foundational is actually a stupid mistake
it realistically should be second from the top
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>>34386620
Sure thing virgin lmao
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>>34386620

Its hardly a need though, it can give a massive ego boost, but monks can do without it just fine.

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So I'm not a cuck but I have a GF and I really want to see her suck another man's dick or possibly two in turns while I masturbate

It's live action porn for my pleasure so I don't see what the big deal is and why robots get so triggered.

How do I bring this up with her? One time when we were drunk and getting fresh she mentioned that she would be willing to do an MFF threesome if I would eiffel tower her with a friend, but I know she's also super emotional, so I don't think she would go for the idea of blowing two other guys while I'm not involved.

How do I bring this up?
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>>34386607
since when is valentina nappi r9k's mascot? I have no problem at all with that though
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>>34386643
I watched the video from that cumswapping thread and I had a pretty amazing orgasm so I decided to use this one
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>>34386607
>So I'm not a cuck but I really want to do cuckshit
here's your (you)

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Write a letter to someone you have feelings for or a letter to someone about anything. Include initials if you want or not.
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Fuck you

From me
To me
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Dear Alopecia,

Um sorry I called you a dumb ass bitch and left yo ho ass at da side of the street. Muh sweet tooth is back. C'mon baby, gimmesummdatbrownsugar.pdf

Yours sincerely,
Joules
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la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

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Do ENTJ women exist? I personally dont think they do but i have heard a lot of women claim that they are.
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>>34386559
Yes. Pic related.

d377bfa475a22c0adf682ef0207ae69ea63ba61e3fbce718a5b9ae1d83645e56
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>>34386559
You could just look up a statistic. Also the ENTJ type seems to be pretty meme tier. I have two friends who scored ENTJ and they aren't like you imagine an ENTJ to be like at all.
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>>34386559
I guess. Most women are ESTP and INFP

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Come watch with us movies, listen to music and chat!

its comfy, its cozy, its drama free.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED
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forgot link:

https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom

autism

NEETS ONLY
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>go to room expecting cozy movie
>watching Pianist
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cum join us you jewfuckers

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>tfw no qt german gf
>mfw i'm german and 6'5'' tall
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>>34386525
You know that's a dude, right?
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Just claim you're a refugee and you can rape them all you want.
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>>34386540
Fuck no, that's a cute german girl

>>34386545
I don't look like a shitskin sandnigger or a yugoslavic poorfag

Veleity
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>>34386502
god I can't wait to be that dog
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>>34386502
>Veleity
It's Velleity
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>>34386502

ennui.

oregano

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If you're not Chad, statistically your chances of getting a girlfriend are incredibly low. Almost none even.
So why even bother?
Why not just focus on getting an education? Forwarding your career? Enjoying your hobbies to the fullest? Expanding your social contacts?

I don't understand why you guys are so sad about not having a girlfriend; I accepted my fate and moved on and its gotten easier. If I'm horny I fap to porn. If I get lonely I hang out with my mates.

I don't think I would be successful in life without r9k redpilling me. Throughout college I disregarded women, focused on school, work, and fitness 100% and now I have a fullfilling career, a nice place to live, and decent friends and social contacts. I'm still a virgin at 26 and I feel more englightened than ever.

Don't give into the loneliness.
Don't give into your animal insticts.
Stop pursuing women.
You don't need them.
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LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE ROBOTS

THE PURSUIT OF WOMEN WILL BRING YOU NOTHING BUT SUFFERING.
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Besides fapping, working out hard at the gym or outside soothes the sexual frustration. I run almost every morning, and I lift 4-5 times a week and fap afterwards and feel amazing.
>tfw no gf instantly disappears
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>>34386494
I wish I had been told such things in high school. Hope is the worst emotion to have. I would be in a much better position in life right now if I had been redpilled and had shed the primitive hope emotion.

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> be me
> go for a degree in Network admin
> realize i am not built to be a network admin
> work load is insane and only in second week
> going to change to a system admin
> i have already wasted 2 years in community uni
> i do not know what i am meant for
i hate this so much, i am so sad i wish i knew what i was good at. i write books and publish them and they dont sell. I also have a hangmans noose in my backpack so i can string myself up when i end up falling flat on my face. what do i do robots ? nothing i do ever has any sort of reward...
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>>34386459
I just keep going, every time I see someone do what I try to do a million times better than me I've always got my brain telling to stop and give up because I'll never be as good, but still I try my best.
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>>34386546
all i want to do is tear down computers and fix them thats it. all i want to do is be in an office where i get to fix peoples computers. i do not want to network i want to work with parts
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I started smoking because I'm too scared to directly kill myself right now, if I'm still alive at 60 I'll probably do it then regardless.

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