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Name a more comfy show.

protip: you can't

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WELL THE YEARS START COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN

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See that Wagie runnin' to work as fast as he can,
Little does he know his wife's at home with another man.
Gets to the office sits down at his desk,
Mr Sheckelstein throws down them papers and yells "NO TIME FOR REST!".

Y' see, whilst Wagie's at work bringin' home the bacon,
His wife's gettin' fucked and for once she ain't fakin'.
But he's stuck at work, there's nothin' he can do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Wagecuck Blues.

12 O'Clock hits and it's time for a break,
"10 minutes!" yells Jewstein "And don't be late!"
Eats as fast as he can and makes it back for 12:11,
"YOU'RE LATE YOU DUMB WAGIE, NOW YOU'LL STAY TIL 7!"

Y' see, whilst Wagie's at work bringin' home the bacon,
His wife's gettin' fucked and for once she ain't fakin'.
But he's stuck at work, there's nothin' he can do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Wagecuck Blues.

Now 7 rolls around and it's time to go,
Time to walk home in the rain and the snow,
To get their our Wagie has to travel hours.
And walk past comfy NEETs avoiding the showers.

Y' see, whilst Wagie's at work bringin' home the bacon,
His wife's gettin' fucked and for once she ain't fakin'.
But he's stuck at work, there's nothin' he can do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Wagecuck Blues.

So he gets home at 10 and sees his wife in the nude,
Doin' things with a NEET that most would call lewd.
So he does what any good cuck would do,
He gets out his tiny dick and jerks off 'til they're through.

Y' see, whilst Wagie's at work bringin' home the bacon,
His wife's gettin' fucked and for once she ain't fakin'.
But he's stuck at work, there's nothin' he can do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Wagecuck Blues.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

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Does anyone else hates buddhists?

Now, this is present in all religious people, but mostly buddhists live wonderous lives, and yet tell everyone else to want less, do less good for themselves and not stand up against the people hoarding the resources (buddhists).

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How would you feel if the only friend that understands you started a relationship with your ex-girlfriend that happens to be your first and only love?

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>ask girls out
>seen as a thirsty weirdo
>never pursue girls
>seen as a closet homo
You can't win.

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1957 was an hour ago

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when the walls cave in on you
>this isn't always meant in a bad sense
>sometimes, a stacy / chad's caving walls are floods of super normies and intimidating incredible superstars and floods of hot and talented, brilliant, A+ star proud-to-know-them-or-to-have-even-exchange-words-with-them people, stunning destinies who leave you incredulous at how you had the chance to be close to them in this life

>then u ironically come here to pretend degenerate
>start trying to fool oneself into being an incel
>not really
>the walls start screaming at you

>eventually they turn into blossoms, butterflies, flowers, rainbows, exploding constellations of stars and bright lights and suns and happiness and love and adoration and endearing and super super super super extravagant way-too-almost-expired longing, and you have no choice but to be blinded

i reallly really really really really wish i could stay here but it's hard for me to find any speck of darkness. i tried browsing this place ironically but once i start to feel for the robots, i wanted to avoid the caving walls and pretend i was an infantile fetus like you all. unfortunately it's not working on me anymore, i can't make myself believe even ironically

>tfw too enlightened for 4chan

godspeed and look around
you have to know who you Really Are! =D


>turbo Stacys/Chads: if normies have been swarming you for your entire life and future, this doesn't mean there's something wrong with them. especially if it's always been this day, every second, never changes and has been this way. you can only laugh for so long. if the greatest of them all have wanted you badly, and never changed/wavered for several years and lust even more, there is a reason.

you're just a fucking stacy
you're a chad
just accept it
and go.

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TFW no mexican-texan popstar virgin gf

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How do i take on a guy?
>be me
>third year uni
>talk to the first years alot because they need guidance
>there's a woman in the group that happens to live near my apartment, sometimes she takes a walk with me to there or i give her a lift
Note that i don't have anything with her or want anything as i am ascended
>recently
>icey roads
>we take a walk because a nigger crashed into my car
>she holds on to me so she doesn't fall, normal girl behaviour
>her ex drives by
>think nothing of it
>she gets a text that i'm done for because she could do better
>nigga what

What do? I tried talking with him via text but nothing has came out of that. I'll see the guy tommorow, he's a third year much like me, and if i've learn anything it's that guys like these tend to get into fights eagerly. I've been in fights before in highschool but never fought a grown man. /What do/ if he does not listen to reason?

I'm 6'0" and he's 6'2" even though i'm more on the strong side i don't know what to expect.

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ITT: Post your ASMR waifu.

pic related, literally perfect in every way

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>there's no cure for depression

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Be honest with with yourself /r9k/. Where are you in this chart?

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If you don't have rolls, brown nipples, fat cow-tits and slant eyes, are you even a woman?

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post your fav songs r9k

i'll made a spotify list