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>>34388269
>neither one of those look good
It's all about the xx-yy-zz proportion.
Having a big ass or big tits doesn't help with a fat waist or lacking the other.

>>34388328
The picture is symbolic.
I'm not talking about other body parts/shapes or the "complete package" of a woman's body. I want to know how to can tell which part you prefer.

>>34388269
Be both like me. Problem solved.

show your boypussy first

post her nudes yo

>>34388252
Have you seen the pic of her opening up her vagina hole? It's pretty cool

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be gentle pleas

>>34388246
>posting your picture on r9k is wise
>most robots are not shitty people and like to tear each other down
This is a nice idea but most robots don't like nice.

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>>34388287
wow! ur an cute! CUTE!

I hate how whites have no self preservation despite being so good looking

I hate how white people hate themselves

I hate asians. Original.

What did he say?

oreg

>>34388268
Execute Operation Elliot

>>34388268
He's ordering a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>34388120
Grow up you fucking manchiId.

>I could have been born dead
>I could have been born a nigger
>I could have been born in some shithole like africa, the middle east or south america

These are better than being a manlet tbqh.

Like, the primary reason we exist is to procreate. As a manlet that is REALLY FUCKING HARD. All those other things don't hinder your with women.

>>34388140
pretty hard for a manlet to grow up

>>34388100
Yea and now it's time for me to unwind. Bend over.

>I can clearly hear you said "you're" instead of "your" so your passive aggressive ways of mocking me have proven ineffective you crazy slut.

>>34388100
>unzips dick
"I'm just starting my shift, sis."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
It HAS to be this.

>>34388096

This one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHBtpqbOKXk

Doom made me do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjEx292Ph8M

>>34388081
>going to bed at 3:30pm

what?

>>34388093
>the internet is all situated in USA

goodnight
love u

What's with that quote? He has a daughter.

>>34388098
IVF

i had the wrong definition of incel for a while
looked it up just now lmao ops
never using that again lol but nice

>cute
>allows people to take photos of her nude
Sluts are not cute.

Your life is objectively worse as me

>>34388067
>typical stacey look
>cute
Fucking disgusting.

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>""""""""he"""""""" likes cats

more content required

>>34388052
I don't see how this is a red flag?
I think women who like animals are cute.

>>34388052

Women with pets isn't a red flag. Pitbulls are a huge red flag tho

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>>34387881
>>tfw your intense crush at your job has been working so diligently
>I love her and everything about her so much but I know I can't and won't do anything and it's soul-crushing.
>>tfw you realize that you think about her multiple times every single day ever and she barely even knows you exist.
Fuck these hit close to home
>tfw seeing her get upset and worked up during a bad day and just want to hold her and tell her everything will be OK

What does girl BO smell like?

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>>34388053
iktf2

I'd like to rid her of every single problem in her life, both large and minor. I want to help her family so that she doesn't have to worry about them anymore yet telling her that I wish these things would likely her her to think I'm a creepy freak.

Though I guess that since I, in my obsession, recorded her butt in tight jeans from behind and use the video as my phone's wallpaper that that's not an unfair assessment.

>>34388248
Really no different, just like a girl's farts or asshole is no different, but the fact that it's exuded from her luminous being turns it from a disgusting irritant into a majestic fragrance fit for gifting to kings.

Perfumes and lotions/oils/soaps can change the smell to being more like things of that nature. Men typically don't wear those but at the end of the day, BO is BO.

>having a facebook
wannabe normies are the worst

Did you really expect anybody to actually care? Wow.

Just go drink yourself into a stupor. Happy birthday, faggot

Happy 21st, fag. If it makes you feel any better, my 21st was not only spent alone but I also had the cops called on me for throwing a ramen packet at the wall.

Neat
Got any others?

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Very neat, indeed

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fuck the robot
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