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>realize I fap to gay porn more than straight porn
Does anyone else here know this feel?

I'm not gay, but it's like a taboo addiction to fap to gay porn. I know that sounds like denial, but it's not.
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As long as you are not physically attracted to cock or muscular men, you are not gay.
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>>34389060
im attracted to sakura

im not a weeb though
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>>34389291
this, it's not gay if they're feminine

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robots, tonight we are watching movies!

come and join us for a comfy movie night/day, wherever you are.
with us, you wont be alone.

https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom

we will start with RAMBO 3
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cum join us you rambofuckers
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>>34389058
>posting the normie room

lmao

there's a better one but i won't advertise it for security and purity purposes
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>>34389163
nobody wants to be in your shit room

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Look anon, be honest with me. How does this picture make you feel?
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>>34389017
both versions look ugly so it makes me feel nothing.
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Jealous that men can't cheat like this

and before you say no I can't grow beard, only patches
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>>34389095
this
she has a gross horseface with no outstanding features that make her anything above a 4 or a 5

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I tried to research this on my own but got kind of confused. My big question is did it involve any form of income tax at all?
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>>34389000
usually tax rate would be between 1-3% on your wealth, but higher in wartime. sometimes there would be an income tax in Urban areas.
in Rural areas where organised tax collection was either impossible or poorly executed Rome would put a levy and lump sum tax on the provincial governor, as long as he paid and supplied the soldiers needed, be basically got free reign over the region.
http://www.jstor.org/stable/299558 http://www.unrv.com/economy/roman-taxes.php
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>>34389009
That's fascinating. I wonder, why was tax collection impossible as you say? Is the issue that people live in very low density areas with little oversight, or is it something else? If, as I imagine is the case, taxation was made impracticable because of a lack of census data (address, income, etc), then how did Roman authorities determine how much to tax provincial governors in their lump sum payments?
Additionally, how would taxes be paid? With cattle? Gold? Was there a Roman equivalent of filling your taxes? If so, what would that process entail?
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>>34389029
The individual cities and communities in the provinces usually performed their own census, which could be used as a starting point. Free landowners outside of the cities had to pay taxes based on the size of their property. The tarrifs and tolls could be evaluated by just watching the traffic for some time, calculating the amount of money you would have charged in that time and then calculating it for a whole year.
Taxes were usually paid in roman or local currencies (there were still hundreds, even in the late empire). Filling your taxes: Not really, the closest thing would be the census, where roman officials (or your local magistrate) would make a list of every citizen and non-citizen in town and evaluate their wealth. You would then get assigned to a certain tax class and had to pay taxes based on that (or not, if you were a roman citizen or otherwise privileged).

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If trips, we all leave /r9k/ forever.
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>>34388917
i already left r9k, just came back to see what changed since i wasnt here
lets see what kek has to say
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For the better, I need to leave this fucking place.
I don't even post much, but every time I do it's to post depressing pseudo-intellectual garbage on the misery of human existence.

You might want to check the above number with three repeating integers.
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>>34388917
If digits, we all get a gf and an amount of money equal to our postnumber.

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Bogdaoff
Bogdaon
Bogdaoff
Bogdaon
Hello anon. We are the Bogdanoff. Do not fear, for there is nothing to fear. We created the universe, we created the earth and we created you. Everything you think you know, or thought to know, is false. You are a bogdadrone, created by us, the Bogdanoff. Resistance to the Bog is futile, as you have bogdabots inside you right now. Are you aware?
We created the universe during the Bog Bang. We created the earth after the Bog Bang. After the earth and the universe we created you anon. Why you ask? At what purpose you ask? This, this is only known by us, the Bogdanoff. You should not fear, for the Bog encompasses all, from the molecules that you are made of, through the particles moving through space. This is the Bog space. The Bog space is all that there is. Everything is the Bog space, and the Bog space is everything. Starts to make sense?
The Bogdanoff created you, we shaped you, we control you. There is a thousand bogdabots inside you, and you are a bogdadrone. Now that you are aware, you should let go of any insecurities you still have, let go of your memories, let go of everything you know and have known. We made the phone call, you will transcend and become a Bogdanoff. This will create a rapture in space, and another Bog Bang will be created, destroying everything in its path while simultaneously creating a new expanding universe. The bogdabots inside you will move through this fast space, creating many more bogdadrones, who will eventually transcend into new Bogdanoffs.
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bogpill # 2: There are bogdabots inside your body RIGHT now
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Don't be afraid anon, you were created for this purpose, by us the Bogdanoff
Soon the Bogdabots will take over your body

We are the Bog. Lower your defenses and surrender to this future. You will become a Bogdanoff.

End of message.
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>>34388871
>Bogdaon and Bogdanoff
>not BogdAnon and Bogdanoff

leave this place immediately

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>ywn kidnap a girl and force feed her until she gets as fat as me and then becomes my gf

there is no fairness in this world
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>>34388861

This is my fetish except she gets even fatter until she's so miserable that food and pleasing me are her only sources of "happiness." I want her to cry while begging for more cake. I take out the cake, but then I bring out an old photo of her when she was thinner. I look at it and lick my lips, then glance at her with a disgusted look.

"I can't believe you'll never be her again."

I masturbate to the picture of her old skinnier skinnier self, then cum on the cake. I chuck it over to her and say, "This is all you have left, huh? Enjoy."

I don't leave until she eats the whole thing. Meanwhile, I get out a laptop and make sure she can see the screen. I scroll through all her old social media, blasting the videos of the friends and boyfriends she used to have at full volume. I just keep laughing and look down at her eating her cake iced with cum and say "damn.... just damn..." over and over.

Before I leave, I pin the picture of her I was masturbating to on the wall opposite to her bed, out of her reach (she's either chained, immobile, or both).

"What would she think of you now?" I walk out the room and close the door on her sobs.
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>>34389300
Holy shit. You should be a horror movie screenwriter t b f my man
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>>34389300
Jesus dude, that's just nuts.

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Somebody talk to me

I'm so high rn fuck
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How you doing anon?
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>>34388853
Do you see smell yet?
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>>34389079
Ayyy

>>34388984

Im not doing good bro

>You will never wake up by a girl who's name you don't even know
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How amazing must your life to be to have to conjure up something this stupid just so you have something to get upset about?
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>you will never have sex with a model
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>>34388947
>you will never have sex

ftfy

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Cute girls that wear diapers are out there. Chads are disgusted by them, and they are just waiting for a nice robot bf.
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No they're just waiting for a Chad that's into the same weird shut they're into. Chads can get freaky too anon, just like Stacy.
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>>34388784
No thanks. I feel as though it's full of shit and piss.
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disgusting, Chad can have her

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https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/823776855820013568

Is he dare I say it, /ourguy/?
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>>34388771
Well on the one hand:
>Black
>Powerful connections
>Worth something to someone
>Married

Not looking good. But on the other hand:
>Retarded
>Persecution complex
>Comes from a broken family
>"Think twice before having sex"

He very well might be.
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fucking normies and polfag pollution
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>>34388855

Maybe this can help make up your mind

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Got a job interview tomorrow

Looking up "personal strengths and weaknesses" right now

How are you supposed to say that shit with a straight face? "My weakness is that I'm always too ambitious" "I'm always too punctual?"
Who is going to fucking believe this

Did stuff like that come up in job interviews for you? What did you answer?
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What do I do if I have no work experience or references, but want a job? My only skill is that I can type 90 words per minute.
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>>34388765
The whole thing with the weakness and strength questions isn't to actually listen what your strengths and weaknesses are, the interviewer is studying how you answer the questions as your actual weakness and strengths. Take that as you will
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>>34388765
"too ambitious" sounds bad. Are you gonna quit the moment you get a better job? Are you gonna constantly badmouth your coworkers to get ahead?

"too punctual" is obviously avoiding the question, and they'll either call you out on it, or note that you don't follow directions.

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i am over 160 kg and my only intimate contact was with another fat dude, we touched each other dicks and he sucked my nipples
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>>34388748
Is that you Alexander Gordon Jahans?
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>>34388748
I'd literally pay to not watch it
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>>34388748
My only sexual experience is having sex repeatedly. Also kissing and anal.

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This girl I know for a few years just told me that she only dates tall guys.

How should I proceed?

Pic related.
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>>34388639
Well what is your height?
>tfw only 1.78
Brag about it if you can.

"Well good for me, because I am #.## ;)"
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>>34388639
ask her how much she weighs or find some other flaw to keep her self-esteem down
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>>34388664
Let's see what she has to say about that.

Hint: she's chubby.

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>clearly mark the squares where the street signs are in
>"Please try again."
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>>34388614
>It's a "click on all the stores until there are none left" captcha
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>>34388614
this just happened
are you me senpai?
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>>34388637
>fading out to white agonizingly slowly
ree
why can't they just make it faster

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