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>>34390781
How bad do you want one?

Be tall and good looking and have a big dick and work out

also be good at singing

it worked for me

>>34390781
you dont need tips and tricks OP, you just need to be yourself!

>>34390738
>playing games
underage gtfo

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>>34390738
I remember this....................... ....


origano

>not Motherload

>>34390718
Chnage your attitude. Relize that nobody gives a fuck.

god how do these bitches think theyre hot shit she looks like she is melting

>>34390718
>picrel

how do you even come up with this kind of cringe, it's beyond comprehension

>>34390725
just be urself anon, the world is your playground

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>there are people who actually believe that they have internal organs

There are people who believe woman have vaginas

>There are people that believe bacteria and other microscopic shit exists

lmao

finally*

fuck me

>>34390670
British Army officer here

Good luck bro. I have no idea what else I'd do with my life. But you do get jaded pretty quickly by the army and its bullshit

>>34390691
I've always wanted to be a jaded old man one day. Might as well get started early.

but they need providers

But they need some of us to be robots so we can beta orbit the hottest and be an absolute prick to the rest.

who would do the shitty jobs then?

*portals behind you*

LEELO DALLAS MULTIPASS

>negative, i am a meat popsicle

what did he mean by this

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Posting deviant roles, first one is SJ (Guardians)

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This one is for NF (Idealists)

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NT (Rationals)

>>34390509
>don't organize my socks and just wear two random ones at any given time
Are you a woman or something? I couldn't ever do that it's not kosher

>>34390563
I cant stand if my socks are mismatched, probably the autism though

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>Squat on the toilet seat
>Walk about the bathroom, look in the mirror and talk to myself while wiping my arse
>Hold my foreskin shut while pissing so it balloons up before letting go
>When waking up and going to sleep I imagine I'm a giant machine full of tiny crewmen shouting orders to each other to make me sleep, get out of bed etc.
The fucking state of me.

So long as you're not orbiting and it's more of an actual friendship than her leeching off of you I don't think t matters.
I'm kind in the same situation except I never cut contact.

Because you've already lost.

>>34390514
I can not have an actual friendship with this woman, ever. She isn't leeching, never has, she's been fair and kind at all times. To me at least, which not many can say about themselves, she could act pretty maliciously towards people back in the day.
It's entirely possible that she was interested in me as more than just a friend at some point, but I'm an autist and we friendzoned each other.

If she were still interested in me, what'd be the right course of action, considering she's living with her boyfriend?

try nofap

>>34390406
Yeah they're called "benzodiazepines"

Bad news is all the normies and the failed normies have started taking them to get high over the past ~3 years so you can't just go to a doctor and get a script for klonopin/xanax/clonazepan/whatever easily anymore

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>>34390406
I take Venlafaxine. People still don't like and I am still nervous but I am much better then what I was before I started taking drugs.

Yes

Oregano cimmfy

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Yes. It's a bell curve. The most socially skilled people are usually average looking.

Ugly people often have no social skills because normies shun them so they never get a chance to develop

Very attractive people often have no social skills because they don't need them because normies will worship them regardless.

My cousin is doing it somehow

>>34390331
Well being 6'6 and even slightly muscular is better than being 5'5 and being slightly muscular.
So even if someone that short starts lifting like you did, wont have the same results.

>>34390360
but a 5'5 ripped aesthetic guy will do better than a 6'6 guy that has a regular body.

obviously things arent 100% fair but there are certainly ways to compensate

that took years and shit though
>tfw 6'2 skellington
not auschwitz mode but I'm like 30 pounds lower than what I should be I guess.
Anyway, going to the gym sucks especially when you're weak and you won't even see any improvement you can only put on like half a pound of muscle per week at your peak and you have to eat an obscene amount of food. It's really not just a switch to flip.

>>34390360
it's easier for a short guy to get /fit/ than for a taller person

a sandnigger now suck this superior bwc you haji bitch

>tfw no nonwhite gf into raceplay

>>34390293
No I said I would strap you to an OR table naked and SAND off your nipples with an electric belt sander. Then I would SAND your breasts off until they were just two exposed meaty wounds.

Then I would fuck the wounds as you watched.

Jeez, listen up next time.

>>34390330
TAKBIR YOU BITCH

>>34390290

>mary sue

MPDG's are not Mary Sue's they have "red flag" written all over them to their guarded expression, dyed hair, remarkably thin figure, obscure music tastes and lots of tattoos.

this is useless. i saw a girl like this today when she delivered my pizza and i just looked into her eyes like i couldn't help it but i didn't flinch either.

>>34390290
You can just smell the hair dye from OP's room; this post is tumblr as fuck.

>>34390290
>by only fapping to pizza
Would the 10/10 actually be 10 if your scenario was factual?