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Damn it I can't take living any longer
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d'ya think munch munched munchkins
i think much munched munchkins all day long
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Give it 5 more years. Your VR waifu will be waiting for you.
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>>34391854
You'd think or assume the man in the painting is depressed or sad but I assure you that he's quite content to gaze out into the beautiful and clear night sky, and the metropolitan skyline.
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will any fembot please be my gf
i'm a white male from europe and i'm drunk
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bump
pls anyone
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>Europeans
>white
Nice try.
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>>34391847
>will any fembot please be my gf
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>i'm a white male from europe and i don't drink
Fixed for me.
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>overly tall men are aliens
>short men are goblins
>shy men are pussies
>outgoing men are pushy
>skinny men are toothpicks
>fat men are either barrels of grease that cant stop eating or alcoholics
>overly tall women are mostly considered hot
>short women are cute
>shy women are cute
>outgoing women know what they want
>skinny women are considered sexy
>chubby but not overly fat women are considered cute
This is fucked up tell you what.
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>>34391824
looks like you figured it out, lad
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Aren't SJWs trying to remove these gender roles? Why aren't we /SJW/ yet?
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>>34391861
If you understood the slightest thing about sjws, you would see how stupid those questions are.
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Have you considered joining an autistic fandom to find acceptance and girls with lower standards? I feel like this is the only place where nohope robots have a chance
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>>34391776
Have you been to an anime con recently, anon? The word has long since gotten out that there's pussy to be had at these places, and as a result they've been infested with normies and Chads. Which attracts Stacies, which attracts more Chads, etc etc.
Before that happened, they were just sausage-fests. It's just like what happened to video games ten years or so ago.
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>>34391776
Anime conventions are the worst place to try to get tail. You might get it, but you'll hate it.
Source: every "con horror stories" thread on /cgl/.
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>>34391933
Not op but last the 1 I went to was 2012 it was so different from when I went for the first time in 2008
>I stopped going because it was full of normies
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If dubs, I'll fap live on cam and show my face
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If repeating integers you leave /r9k/ forever
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check this comment made from oregano
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>>34391808
It wasn't dubs so I don't need to ruin my reputation by tapping live on air.
Phew
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Can I hook up with a girl from like a club or tinder or something and just request a blowjob?
I don't want to lose my virginity to some random slut, I just want to get off with a bitch's mouth.
Or is that not allowed?
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>>34391737
Go to /b/ with this question
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Hello. We are experts here on this sort of thing, you've come to the right place.
Certainly.
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>>34391737
It's possible I guess. Why wouldn't you want to lose your virginity to some random slut? Male virginity isn't as valuable as female virginity.
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redpill me on adam sandler
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>>34391727
>he still hasn't taken the sandpill
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>>34391858
please enlighten me!
what is the sandpill?
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>>34391727
Someone give me a quick rundown on this guy
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What are you looking forward too in your day to day life anon? I looked forward to fapping to cuckquean porn today.
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>>34391673
Sleeping
>Vidya is boring
>I only fap when I go to college to prevent myself from falling in love
>I only eat fucking crisps frozen pizza and pot noodle
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>>34391673
Fucking with people I don't like and making them feel like shit.
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>>34391753
Also just seeing an attractive woman hurts because I know I will never be able to get with a girl like that.
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So, what is the most pathetic/lowest/beta thing you ever did to try and get a girl?
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Bought her expensive flowers
Bought her $100 jeggings from the mall.
Her ass looked great in them though.
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Bought a present for her birthday
I feel gross knowing I did that now
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Spent 18 years orbiting her.
Are there any robots who sell drugs? Any tips? I'm thinking about dealing but not anything big like weed or cocaine, something like shrooms or LSD.
I just need income since no one wants to hire me.
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>>34391635
shroom spores are legal to buy online.
Buy em online in a non traceable way if you can.
Find more sociable friends who can point ppl who want shrooms towards you
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>>34391635
>implying a robot can be a drug dealer
You can be a guy who HAS shit for sale, and a guy who can GET people drugs, but you cannot be an actual drug dealer.
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>>34391666
Thanks bro. Any more advice? Like how to flip them and shit..
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Daily reminder you can't be a robot if you were not in special ed
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>was in special ed
>still wonder to this day if I'm legit retarded and unable to comprehend that I am retarded or if I am normal-ish
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>>34391606
Don't they integrate the retards in with everyone else now?
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>>34391606
What do you mean by special ed? The class where the literal potatoes and other retards go?
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How about it /r9k/? Want to hear why even if you're incredibly handsome women are still trash? Honestly there's too much to tell for one thread. I have a shit load of stories about how awful women are looking at it from another perspective. You all will complain "you are handsome, women pay attention to you!" This is true, but it has allowed me to see a terrible side of women most here may not get to see.
I married a woman who some would say I'm far out of her league, but I did it because honest to god she is one of the only women I could find that was a decent human being that is trustworthy. What do other women do to her? Women constantly try to insult her and berate her in front of me. "Is that your sister? Wow you're really married to HER?" Women are honestly evil incarnate. Luckily for me, my wife has a pretty good sense of humor about it now, and she even seems to get off on pissing off other women. When we were first dating it really bothered her.
As I have gotten older it's only become more sad. Women in their 30's think that their worn out, old, crusty snatch will entice me to leave my family. Sometimes they ask "what did she do to get a guy like you?" When I tell them they don't believe me. Honestly, my standards had sunk so low it was basically 1)be loyal 2) don't be fat 3) don't be crazy. That was it. When I tell them this I always get "omg wow I'm all that plus blah blah blah." Funny how when I was looking for a wife I never met any of these amazing, stable, kind wonder women. Funny how they all now claim to be the perfect woman, yet are alone in their mid 30's.
I honestly don't think of 90% and up of women as being human anymore. They are honestly some sort of monsters put on this Earth to torture good people.
Anyways, ask me anything, if you want to hear stories, or just want to call me a fat, neckbearded LARPer by all means go ahead.
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>>34391560
>fat, neckbearded LARPer
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>>34391600
Maybe I'll take that as a question?
>why are you on 4chan?
Until my mid 20's I was basically socially retarded because I couldn't have any type of meaningful interaction with women. Anything that I did, either stupid, cringeworthy, or otherwise was met with approval. What I was mistaking for social norms were more like social exceptions.
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Tell stories of you BTFO some bitches
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>try to learn drawing
>get pissed and hate myself for being so awful at it, can barely draw a straight line
>try to learn an instrument
>couldn't even learn a song in a month without constantly fumbling and playing the wrong notes
>try to learn programming
>go through a python book barely understanding or remembering how to do shit
>try to study harder in school
>still get low marks and get called a literal retard by my teachers, end up dropping up out high school
>play video games
>suck so hard at them despite wasting my entire youth on video games
I've come to the realization recently that I'm among the most worthless human beings in the entire world. I don't excel at anything, I fail at every single fucking thing that I attempt. The thoughts of suicide are at an all-time high, I cannot stand this feeling of self-loathing anymore. I fucking hate myself, I hate the fact that I was born a pathetic failure, I hate the fact that everyone is smarter than me, more creative than me, more successful than me. I get extremely jealous when I see someone who's good at drawing or good at producing music, I feel inferior to everyone around me and I can't escape the thoughts no matter what.
I can't take this shit anymore, I don't think I can stomach waking up in 2018 and realizing that yet another year has passed where I didn't achieve anything because I'm too fucking retarded to do anything, too slow and low intellect to even hold minimum wage job for more than a month. I hate myself, I really hate myself and I need to fucking die.
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>>34391534
>needing to do any of that
Stop conforming to what other people do or tell you do to.
Do what makes you happy anon. Fuck the rest.
In the end all those smart successful people will be same as you, a rotting pile of bones in the ground. Anything they have learned, or done, any possessions or money they have amassed will be meaningless.
Figure out what you need to do in life to be content.
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>>34391534
no-one who's good at those things was born that way. All it takes is practice and hard work. That's it, that's all it takes. If you really want to be good at something you gotta work for it.
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>>34391534
Post a means of contact, I want to talk with you. I can relate to a lot of those.
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What does r9k think about eating their own cum? 2017-01-24 11:21:49 Post No.34391498
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What does r9k think about eating their own cum?
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I think mine tastes quite tasty if I do say so myself.
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>>34391498
That's P gay senpai
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>>34391616
I think its pretty gay that you think that.
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>>34391849
Why is eating your own cum not gay? Eating cum is gay
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god tier discord https://discord.gg/McysedP
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>>34391462
love it here desu bump
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>>34391462
what goes on in there tho
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https://discord.gg/Eywjj7f
its a trash survur