Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 10692. page

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>gf is into being cucked
>makes me fuck her friends in front of her
>all her friends are ugly

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Been unmatched on tinder more times than I had people actually messaged me back. Anyone else he look undesirable?

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does it feel bad?

if youre over 6'1 you should get to lifting if not youre doomed to raise a real mans kids for him

>inb4 "salty lanklet"

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Do you believe you're the reason for your own shortcomings or is it outside your control?

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Tell me robots, why don't you play golf?

It's only the most comfy sport

You can do it alone

It's very relaxing

You get to be out in nature

And it gives a hobby to talk about with girls.

So, tell me robots.

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my first post in 2 years! freedom!

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Do you ever stare at yourself in the mirror for a long period of time? I do. I don't think I'm a narcissist or anything, but it helps me think.

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>tfw I got called creepy
>tfw it happened before too
>my "friends" would say I looked like a paedophile and I was called it for three years in high school
>mfw I dont even know why they call me it

Really dont think I look creepy. Maybe its my sense of weird humor.

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>don't you ever feel sometimes that we are in a weird reality now and that the actual reality dissapeared
>SJW everywhere
>it's OK to be Trans
>Donal Trump is President of the USA
>Nelson Mandela didn't die in prison
>Monopoly guy never had a monocle

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I constantly see robots whining about how bad they want a girlfriend, be carefull with what you ask for, having a girlfriend FUCKING SUCKS.
I used to be a typical robot, 25 years old, kv and no friends since elementary school. I thought having a girlfriend would get me out of my depression, boy was i wrong.
I met this girl in my first ever job i got in a restaurant. I got the job through a family friend and my parents basically forced me to take the job or they would kick me out of the house.
Through that job i met a girl that was a fellow waitress, and we surprisingly hit it off, even though i was an awkward sperg. After some time she asked ME out on a date (to this day i still don't know what she saw in me)
We started to go on more days and started to talk on whatsapp (i only installed the app because of her). I thought this was a dream come true, a girl was persuing me and i got a gf without putting in much effort. My dad was especially happy about this, as he finally saw his useless sperg of a son get a girlfriend. But after a while things started to go downhill. We started to fight everyday because she would get mad over the smallest most retarded thing (for example because i answer a message a minute too late because i was busy with something else) I don't want to get too much into the details because im lazy and don't want to type too much, but basically i am now stuck to an obsessive and crazy girlfriend who doesn't let me have any free time of my own and do thing by myself (she even got mad for having to go to an exam for college and not being able to be with her that day, and told me i should just fail because it's not a big deal).

cont.

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>be me in 7th grade
>have some project in school where I need to make a video about Alaska or something
>high school neighbor and childhood friend who I would later realize is a fucking weirdo and creep always talks about filmmaking, so I ask him for help
>go over his house, don't recall if anyone else was home
>alone w him in his room
>were about to shoot a scene, I'm in a shirt and tie for some reason
>"anon! Your shirts tucked in all wrong!"
>"oh really, I'll fix it"
>"no here I got it"
>he then proceeds to shove his hands in my pants, "fixing" my shirt
>he does this repeatable
>for some reason that day I didn't wear underwear
>it's the most uncomfortable thing ever, he just keeps "fixing it"
>we shoot a scene
>"anon! It's messed up again!"
>he does it again
>I have no idea what's going on, just assume he's trying to help and doesn't mean to make me uncomfortable
>after we finish shooting, he says "you were uncomfortable when I was fixing your shirt because you're not wearing underwear right?"
>say yeah, but the question strikes me as odd
>leave
>years later I'm drunk over my mates house
>remember the whole thing
>realize the fucking creep was getting off to the whole thing and I was molested as a child

I was in 7th fucking grade r9k, I didn't know what that fucking bastard was doing

What do I do now? Anyone have similar stories

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>it's an "I make a simple mistake at work and now it has become clear that management thinks I'm retarded for one little mix up and I'll have to constantly worry about being fired for the rest of the week" episode

I fucking hate this. I've been in this situation far too many times. How am I supposed to have a life if I keep losing jobs for honest mistakes? I shouldn't have to have so much anxiety because of this. I'm at fucking work doing my job. I'm trying to be a productive citizen.

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Ive been talking to some faggy losershitmclosers in a discord server and someone brought up a person that i must meet.
If anyone knows where I can contact Mikenopa please give me information.

this is very important to me.

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It's a common meme that all women were "equal in misfortune" before the advent of feminism - as a girl this is what I was always taught in anything related to civics, but actually, western societies/civilization have always treated us with more equity than our non-western/white counterpart societies/civilizations.
For example:

>Roman women could divorce husbands in Republican period
>Domestic violence was deeply frowned upon
>In early medieval period, women had more of a say over who they could marry, especially if they came from the peasant class
>Women of high birth have always been educated in the West, from Rome onwards, most of the famous pre-modern female writers (Anna Komnena, Christine de Pizan, etc) are all white/western.
>In Puritan New England, vigilantes would beat up wife-beaters
>Western women have nearly always had inheritance rights
>Western women could become Heads of State in most of Europe. Europe has had all the famous Queens

Why are white men so good to their women?

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Would you lick chad's cum out of stacy's pussy?