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What did she mean by this guys?
This is Whisper, girls don't get to see a pic of you unless you send one. I didn't send any picture, yet she fell in love by just knowing that I'm 6'4. Why do women, especially Stacies get their pussy soaked when they know a man is over 6 feet tall?

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Haz 2017-01-25 05:18:18 Post No.34398581
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Probably exactly what you said. You can be fit as fuck but a chick still wants a tall guy to pick them up so they can feel like a fleshlight. Nothing more than a fetish for short chicks though.

Retr0 (ID: !zZnWXopVLc) 2017-01-25 05:20:18 Post No.34398609
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>>34398581
Then she said this lel
We were sexting before she gave me her Snapchat, she sent me a pic of her asshole

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:21:32 Post No.34398636
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>>34398462
>lel
>tripfag
>texting sluts
why dont you post this in plebbit?

Anonymous
ITT: R9K in the year 1000 BC 2017-01-25 05:10:08 Post No.34398438
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ITT: R9K in the year 1000 BC Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:10:08 Post No. 34398438 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw got drafted into the army of King Chadamemnon
>have to risk my life just to get his wife back after she cucked him with Paris
I better get a qt trojan slave gf after this shit

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GREEKS FUCK OFF THIS IS MY CITY TAKE YOUR WOODEN HORSE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:19:54 Post No.34398602
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>Tfw no girls (male) return my parchments
>They only go after those chad philosophers

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>mfw Chief Chad sacrificed 20 perfectly good virgins on his new shrine
such is life in scythia

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What's your favorite martial art? 2017-01-25 05:10:06 Post No.34398437
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What's your favorite martial art? Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:10:06 Post No. 34398437 [Report] [View this topic]

Mine is krav maga.

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>krav maga
>martial art

And that's coming from a kosher karate practitioner.

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:15:37 Post No.34398533
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>>34398494
What martial would you consider good, then?

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:20:13 Post No.34398606
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:20:13 Post No.34398606 [Report]

>Unarmed
Muay thai
>with weapons
HEMA

kyokushin karate seems dope too

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Beardson, king of /r9k/, is welcoming new recruits 2017-01-25 05:09:52 Post No.34398431
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Beardson, king of /r9k/, is welcoming new recruits Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:09:52 Post No. 34398431 [Report] [View this topic]

https://youtu.be/IbLlbKOeOSc

become a Beard Son today!

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:12:28 Post No.34398477
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>>34398431

I keep hearing about this Beardson Bradley guy. I might have to check it out. Thanks, OP.

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:14:05 Post No.34398506
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God go fuck yourself beardson you dumb piece of shit. You are fucking cancer.

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:14:18 Post No.34398510 [Report]

I watched the link. He makes some good points. I'd like to see him debate Mike (Alimony Mike) Cernovich

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:05:40 Post No. 34398349 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey everyone. I'm researching a project on social isolation and was interested in hearing your stories.

I have a lot of questions, so feel free to answer as many or as little as you'd like.

How long have you been living alone?
Has your life always been isolating?
What was your life like before you were alone and how did you get where you are today?
Why do you feel that you are alone? Is it something wrong with you or with society?
Are there any disorders or aspects of your personality that you believe account for your isolation?
Are there any particular aspects of the society in which you live today that you feel attribute to your isolation?
What do you wish would change in your life, if anything?
What is your living situation and what is your day to day life like?
Do you have hobbies, a job, interests?
What does your bedroom look like?
What do you regret most about your life thus far?

:^)

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:14:01 Post No.34398504
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>>34398349
tl;dr

Kill yourself normalfag

~~original~~

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>>34398349
fuck of to plebbit you fucking NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>was going to be living with a friend soon
>suddenly tells me he might not be able to do it
>looks like my next place will be by myself again
>I already missed the absolute freedom of living on my own but now am sad

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:02:17 Post No. 34398273 [Report] [View this topic]

Matched with this girl on tinder, 69 decides What I message her

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:03:46 Post No.34398316
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:03:46 Post No.34398316 [Report]

tell her 'Hay'

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:05:29 Post No.34398345 [Report]

tell her 'Blay'

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:07:27 Post No.34398384
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:07:27 Post No.34398384 [Report]

tell her 'Hey, fat ass dumb cunt bitch xD I can't wait to kill you just to hear you scream!"

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:00:17 Post No. 34398235 [Report] [View this topic]

Why arent you getting fit? Serious answers. Also learning how to fight just to fuck people up.

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>>34398235
>Why arent you getting fit? Serious answers.
I was but then I ~~relapsed and started doing morphine again~~

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:07:06 Post No.34398374
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:07:06 Post No.34398374 [Report]

I don't have the energy or motivation to take a shower or eat for days at a time. How am I supposed to start exercising?

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>>34398235
Why would you want to extend the amount of time you spend in an incompatible world when there is at least the slightest chance of something better out there?

Also, you have no idea how fights in the real world go down. A weakling with a dagger has a %chance to kill a lifelong martial artist. Extrapolate and interpolate that.

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Kill me Anonymous 2017-01-25 04:59:27 Post No. 34398223 [Report] [View this topic]

>Mother and father have been married 30+ years
>/r9k/ threads get to me, but my parents give me faith in relationships. Even though my hope is bleak
>Mother is drunk tonight and listening to some old song tonight
>Starts telling about her ex boyfriend in highschool
>tells me how he loved the song
>tells me how he bought her diamond ear rings on Christmas eve
>tells me how she took them and then dumped him on Christmas for my father
>Tells me he use to drive by her house blaring said song
>Tells me how my dad use to flip and off and once yelled "thanks for the ear rings asshole!"
Holy shit, fucking kill me. My mother is a stacy and my father is a chad. Life is literally /r9k/ memes. Everything said on this board is true. Just fucking kill me.

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:03:24 Post No.34398306
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:03:24 Post No.34398306 [Report]

kill your parents, bud

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:17:00 Post No.34398559 [Report]

At least you are of alpha stock. My parents are literally as beta as it gets. Short brown electrical engineer dad

JUST

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:22:43 Post No.34398662
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>>34398559
Arresh?

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 04:58:54 Post No. 34398215 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw can't compete with asian girls

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:00:03 Post No.34398228
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>>34398215
Have fun when she hits 80 and looks like a zombie

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>"""""""white""""""" women in 2017

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>>34398228

>Takes an asian girl until 80 to look like shit
>Meanwhile white ones go to shit at 35 and black ones at 50

Not a compelling argument.

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 04:58:32 Post No. 34398211 [Report] [View this topic]

>can't use drugs (besides caffeine) because of mental illness (Bipolar and BPD)
>short, ugly khv (can't chase pussy)
>stupid
>weak af, ugly and short muscle bellies
>shitty thin wrists make it so I can't play vidya

What am I even supposed to do with my life?? Like...What do I do? Get a job? The fuck am I going to do with the money? Buy an icecream truck? A dildo? What?? I don't like anime

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:00:59 Post No.34398242
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What's it like having bipolar disorder?

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>>34398211
Well it sounds like you're on the right track. Get a job, buy a dildo or onahole, then pretend you have a lover

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>>34398211
Play wow and do drugs, worste you will do is anhero or kill ya senpai in a episode, or just end up in the hospital on a mental ward and hang out idk what the problem is?

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 04:55:35 Post No. 34398157 [Report] [View this topic]

What is some inane bullshit I can discuss with my hairdresser so I don't just sit there for 10 minutes in silence

Pig unrelated

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:45:00 Post No.34399042
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:45:00 Post No.34399042 [Report]

Bump
Origcoment

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>>34398157
Football
Super bowl is about to happen and both semi final games were blow outs

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>>34398157

It's a blank canvas, anon. You can make up anything you want. Last time I got my haircut I told the hair dresser that I was excited about a trip that I was taking to Montreal, and named a bunch of things that I was going to do there. I don't even know where Montreal is, but it was a fun story and she seemed to enjoy it.

Anonymous
How do I become a wagecuck? 2017-01-25 04:51:58 Post No.34398082
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How do I become a wagecuck? Anonymous 2017-01-25 04:51:58 Post No. 34398082 [Report] [View this topic]

Srs

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 04:54:34 Post No.34398135
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>>34398082
apply and dont act retarded in your interview

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 04:54:52 Post No.34398145 [Report]

>local McDonald's had a big hiring day
>anyone could come in and interview
>go in as a 22 year old with absolutely zero experience
>tell them I'm willing to work any hours
>they basically hire me on the spot

It was easier than I thought.

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>>34398145
It's that easy anon? And here I thought I needed a resume or something.

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 04:51:52 Post No. 34398081 [Report] [View this topic]

What does having foreskin feel like? I'm circumcised and was curious about how it feels to have it.

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 04:56:39 Post No.34398180
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>>34398081
It's kind of comfy. Imagine a rubbery, glidey thing covering your head all the time.

EZ masturbation. You cum pretty fast, though.

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>>34398081
It feels like a normal part of my body, nothing really special about it. I went and read about what it actually does and it seems to greatly enhance sexual pleasure at all points of the sexual experience. The foreskin glides over the head during sex and this heavily reduces the need for foreign lubricants.

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:19:30 Post No.34398594
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Fucking AMAZING. It's the best-feeling part of the penis during fapping and sex.

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 04:51:26 Post No. 34398065 [Report] [View this topic]

Tell me /r9k/ are there any upsides to having a bpd gf possibly one that is (male)? And if so would it be possible for me to find one? I have no mental illnesses of my own, am out of HS, and live in a small town so no wards near me. Are there any ways to spot these crazy bitches?

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Anonymous 2017-01-25 04:52:44 Post No.34398100
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>>34398065
why would you want to be in a relationship with someone who is highly likely to impulsively cheat on you?

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>>34398100
He likes it a lot.

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>>34398100
>>34398129
I was hoping for one more along the lines of threatening to kill herself if I left her

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