>he doesn't have an ASMR gf
heh, I hope you don't feel lonely at night. I fall asleep next to her and she's always there when I wake up. Must be tough being single.
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Forgot link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coElC_Dopjo
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Delusional. SAD!
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>>34399864
>implying an ASMR gf is worse than no gf at all
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>be Australian
>can't handle being the same as Americans
>has brilliant idea
>comes up with upsidedown big mac's
Pic related
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whats stopping me from just turning it upside down myself?
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>>34399781
This one's got wallaby meat in it
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>>34399781
Because that would obviously just be an upside down Big Mac instead of a down under mac you fucking normie
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>tfw asian female friend tells me about her one night stands
>says she's FWB with some attractive guy and his penis is so large it can't fit her, so they had to look up techniques
>she knows I'm an autistic KV porn addict
Why do women do this?
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>>34399705
Because you're her beta orbiting doormat
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>>34399717
I've been orbiting her for a decade
Call me king beta
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Is she hot? At least when she's old she'll be ugly and therefore useless. There's your cold comfort
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When did you realize you were going to be mediocre? That you were never going to create great things, or do anything that truly mattered?
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Throughout my whole life I have never thought I could be great.
So I just sit here and lust over being forced to like a girls sweaty feet everyday.
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>>34400510
lick*
Fuck, I meant LICK
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I'm guessing about six or seven years from now is when that realization will truly it me.
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Why can't we just all get paired up with someone with the same looks and similar personaility of the opposite sex ?
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You literally can. It's called dating. Your lazy ass just wants someone to do it for you
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>>34399556
>tfw still no government appointed gfs
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>>34399580
But how can i find an average looking, poor social skilled,weird autistic grill ?
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Why do some porn sites give me pop-ups when I click on a video? I don't mean ads disguised as videos either. It's very very very frustrating. I thought pop-ups were supposed to be extinct nowadays. How do I get them to stop. Incestflix for example go give it a try and see how many pop ups you fucking get when you click a video it makes shit really annoying to use.
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>>34399476
Adblock you fucking faggot
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>>34399679
I am using adblock
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>>34399476
For those of you not familiar with Star Cucks, the orange alien on the left is famous for saying his catchphrase, "It's a trap!"
The woman (male) on the right is a trap
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Well, robots? You say you're smarter than everyone else.
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>>34399389
Try his best to get the one person on the top rail and himself on the tracks below before the train passes so all 7 of them can die
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>>34399389
don't pull the lever, grab the single guy and jump in front of the train with him
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>>34399389
Doing nothing ensures that new new misery is added to the net negativity of human experience, while taking action makes new misery.
if your schlong is 7.75 inches is it lying to say its 8
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Not if you say "bout" before.
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>Tfw cock is slightly over 8 but say it's less than 8
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>>34399337
Yes. Get out dicklet
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Mandela effect is horse shit
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Fuck you mandela
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>>34399183
Where is the mandela effect here?
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>>34399183
Mandela effect is a normie meme. Kill yourself.
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>>34399663
>normie
in my timeline, we called them normalfags
omg does anyone else remember this
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How does /r9k/ feel about older men dating younger women?
I'm 28 and I've been meeting a lot of 18, 19 year olds in nightclubs and bars in the past few months. I only had one girlfriend for a while before we broke up last June because she didn't want to commit more to the relationship (wanted to pursue her career interstate). She was 25 when we broke up.
I guess I've been on the rebound as she pretty much stomped on my heart but now I've met a really cool 19 year old university student. We've been dating for a month now and she really seems like a good and mature person.
My friends and family initially thought she was a gold digger, but it turns out her family itself is fairly well to do.
I feel like I'm in falling in love again robotos, but I think I need to take my time with her since I don't want to be heart broken again.
What do you guys think?
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>>34399156
Makes me a little bitter/jealous, to be desu.
At this rate I feel like I'm not ever gonna get a gf until I turn 28 like your ass (am 24), since women my age either don't want bf, only want Chad, or just want to fuck around (usually with Chad, or with Brad Middleagecock)
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>>34399156
Fucking go for it, fuck that teen puss, I ain't mad because I'm not a feminist.
Just know that girls that young might leave you in a couple of years. They don't want to become stuck with one guy all their lives, and there will be massive pressure from her friends to "live life" (fuck a lot of dudes).
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>>34399176
I don't consider myself to be good looking or an alpha or anything like that, but I can make anyone laugh and people say I'm one of the most happiest person they'll ever meet.
But the last few months had been hard on me since I had been ready to ask my ex to marry me but I didn't know she was that shallow.
My friends had force me to come out of my hole and just drink and party to forget so that's what I had been doing until I met this 19 year old.
Now I feel like I can open my heart up again.
I'm also Asian and can barely grow facial hair so I keep myself shaven and clean so I get compliments that look a lot younger than I really am.
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Pacific Autism Family Network Discord: https://discord.gg/uqAWHMg 2017-01-25 05:52:22 Post No.34399147
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Pacific Autism Family Network Discord: https://discord.gg/uqAWHMg
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Hi /r9k/! My colleagues have told me that THIS is the place to be for an autism-friendly and aware community! Well, we here at Pacific Autism Family Network share that sentiment; we're a super cool, super friendly community of people and we're branching out to all new forms of social media and applications to really make sure Autism is cool again!
We appeal to all sorts of people, whether you're a funky furry, a grandmaster gay, a magnificent Muslim, or just a big fan of Sonic the Hedgehog (so are we!) We love all sorts of people and we want you to connect and get some cool skills for social interaction later on in life!
So, call up Pepe, and hit on Wojak 'cause we're about to get rat shit! https://discord.gg/uqAWHMg
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WHITE POWDER
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if you dont like classical or jazz music dont join, also no niggers please.
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>>34399147
>a magnificent Muslim
I'm dying
>tfw it's illegal to hide your face in public
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>>34398979
Is it?
Just do a sunglasses hat hoodie combo.
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>>34398979
Wear a turban. They can't tell you to take it off because normies fear being called islamaphobes
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>Sec. 396. A person who intentionally conceals his or her identity by wearing a mask or other device covering his or her face for the purpose of facilitating the commission of a crime is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for not more than 93 days or a fine of not more than $500.00, or both.
I don't know about Federal but in my state it's only against the law if I'm doing it to go criming.
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I'M TIRED OF SUCKING AT EVERYTHING I'VE EVER TRIED!
HOW DO NORMIES GET GOOD AT SO MANY THINGS, WHILE A PERSON WITH ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, LIKE ME, STILL SUCKS!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Name one thing you actually tried to be good at but ended up not being good at it after consistent trying
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>>34398870
I don't know ,anon.
Socializing
public speaking
maintaining relationships.
I don't get it.
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>>34398896
Living
>Oreos.
have you noticed Chad can have autism and its okay?
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>>34398752
>mammary glans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyO9NPyCxwI
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is this the same as stacy receiving unsolicited dick pics?
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>>34398788
They weren't unsolicited. He asked for them.
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How long have you been alone, anon?
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>>34398678
10 years at least I have anime. Seriously I need it the only thing that help me though school
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>>34398678
Essentially my entire life hahaha
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>>34398678
People make noises at me with their head-skin, but it all just comes out muffled and distant, like I'm watching a peanuts cartoon or something.
I haven't been with another human being, and I don't know if I ever will be.