>tfw I want to dress like a trap, and be a trap, but I don't have any cute clothes and people would just stare, life is to cruel senpai.
>>34398729
And if I had the money, this is the outfit I'd pick
>>34398799
These and....
>>34398729
Should just go for it if it would make you happy
Ask a fairly devout and hopefully knowledgeable Christian femanon anything.
I made this thread a week or so ago and it was successful so I'll try again.
>faq from last time: what denomination are you?
Church of Christ (known as Christian church to outsiders because we use instrumental music in services and some churches of Christ do not.)
>>34398722
Why should I care.
Also, is this comment original?
>>34398760
Don't post if you don't care.
>>34398722
How many times has Chad fucked you in your lifetime?
How do you plan on lying about your sexual past to the beta that will be forced to "man up" for you?
So /r9k/, how's that YouTube channel coming along?
>>34398701
its at least not completely dead I guess
January has really hit me hard, fampai. I've so far made 10x less than December. They say December is the best month and January is the worst for Adsense. I can see it now. I hope they are correct.
Started monetizing only 3-4 months ago.
what's the best time to start monetizing, /r9k/?
"For the first time ever, the Chinese president made an appearance at the World Economic Forum in Davos. President Xi's speech signaled that China will step into the trade leadership role vacated by Trump through his rejection of TPP and his other policy prescriptions."
IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME. USA IS FUCKING DONEEEE.
>>34398689
Only reason drumplets hate TPP is because they won't be able to pirate anime anymore.
>>34398689
I can't help but feel this is a trap for china. The TPP wasn't abandoned because it was a good thing.
>>34398689
Fuck those gooks and fuck their TPP. There was nothing in it for us.
Why does this board do this shit? Someone's been spamming this porn star all fucking day. Why? This happens all the time, like some faggot keeps obsessed over a girl/pornstar/youtuber and just spams the shit out of them on here.
>>34398660
Because she's just so fuckin cute
>>34398660
It's the same guy who posts all the sierra / maggotha threads. I'm not posting their real names because fuck pathetic thirsty beta orbiters. Report these threads. One of the jannies is literally /ourguy/ and they are short-lived.
>>34398660
Because she is the embodiment of the pure shy conservative white woman robots pine for
>You will never be an innocent Canadian kid in the 90s ever again
>Your biggest worries will never again just involve arriving home on time to catch Phil and Snit on The Zone, and seeing the latest episodes of Pokemon, Freaky Stories and Reboot
Who else /YouRule/ and /KeepItWeird/ here?
>>34398589
Reboot was fucked.
Never watched that creepy ass shit as a kid.
Reboot was off-putting desu
I would usually be playing N64 or riding my bike
I watched pokemon and whatever anime came on at night
>>34398589
Canada fucking sucks. I sincerely feel bad for you.
>Mfw I got offered a part-time entry-level marketing position paying minimum wage (11.40$)
Would have to go door-to-door during the dead of winter.
Yay or nay?
McDonalds pays minimum wage and you get to stay inside.
>door to door marketers
this is 1 job I'd never want to do
>>34398476
>minimum wage
>$11.40
Nigger minimum wage where I'm from is $7.25
Why do normies spend $600+ on ugly ass shoes. Look at them! They look like some cheap ass kid shoes that are sold at payless.
>>34398380
Because they're in styleI'd wear them if they weren't so expensive
>>34398406
in style? what's that? who dictates what's in style? It's like you're going to look back in 5-10 years and cringe at these ugly ass things, especially for what they're "worth". Those shoes cost like $10 to make. Since when do men care about style like women care about handbags and stupid shit?
>350s
only faggots wear 350s compared to the superior 750s
no you fucking retard after he walks in on you
sucking your own dick he will disown you.
then you will have to continue living with the
straight man who refused to fuck his own son
>>34398348
Jesus christ what is wrong with you.
Don't try to fuck your dad you insane degenerate
>>34398348
now, the idea of having sex with ones father is so preposterously disgusting to me... BUT, imagine the father of the kid in the pic. I bet he's sweet AF
Let him hear you moaning "daddy" over and over. Wear some cute clothes. Try to time it so he can walk in as you're spewing a load on yourself. Good luck anon!
Any doctors or doctors-to-be in tonight?
I got these weird looking things on my penis shaft.
Any one know what they are? I hope they're not an STD. I've only had sex with escorts before and even then with a condom on.
>>34398295
Ingrown hair
mkasnhudy
as
>>34398295
This is a better shot. They're really shiny and don't hurt. Can't seem to be able to pop them since they look like flesh bits.
>>34398320
Really? I don't see a dark spot in them. Plus they don't hurt.
>>34398333
Ingrown hair in the making
t. neet doctor
Post fetish. Rate fetish.
Mine: Hypnosis/mind control.
Post the fetish folder.
mine is unironically BLACKED rule34
Anal (with females)
I literally can't get off on normal pussy sex if there is not some other spicey thing to it like wincest or loli.
Anal + wincest/loli = diamonds
>tfw I just want one white bf but white guys don't like dark skin
Pic related is me blah
>>34398105
That is not you desu
i love chocolate girls tho
Your nipple is peeking out. You probably don't care though...
Who /neverclean/ here? Whenever I take a shit I wipe until I'm clean just like anybody else. But I can go back into the bathroom an hour later and wipe again and shit is present. I don't get truly clean until my next shower.
Redpill me on wiping ass, robits. What am I doing wrong here?
fill a bottle with warm water, squat over it and blast the water up your ass
>>34397805
Baby wipes or wet paper towel, there is a reason first world countries use a bidget
You probably have hemorrhoids, dude
All memes aside,
This retard definitely has autism right?
>Missed by one
Script running a bit slow anon?
I never got the point of making fun of the kid. His only problem is his dad, and that's not exactly something he can control.
Fuck, for all we know, maybe he is a decent father. Or maybe he isn't. The only one's who'd know for certain are Melania and Barron
>>34397778
Or maybe, you know, Trump's other fully-grown children..
>the wall is actually going up
If you're a Mexican robot thinking about coming over, better hurry up.
>>34397760
i'd personally kick them back.
They're getting deported whether they like it.
>>34398615
>tfw no amnesty
>>34398686
There is no amnesty
They're getting deported, good riddance.
t. legal american born spic