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Just bought a PS4 robots, and I don't have enough money left over for a game or PS+ until my next paycheck. Can you guys recommend any free-to-play games/demos or anything else to keep me occupied on this thing? The search sucks ass.
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Let it Die is free.
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>>34400089
arent there a few free games and isnt there a free game every week? or is that xbox?
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lol why would you get one of the latest gen consoles without a subscription service they're fucking useless without one, you should of just upgraded your computer and got steam.
Before the pc vs. console shit really wasn't a big deal, but pc's are just better in every way now unless you want to get nickled and dimed by microsoft.

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What are some good games that will help me forget I am depressed and alone?

Preferably time sinks. I have never played an MMO though I think they would fill that role nicely.

Money isn't an obstacle
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Mount & Blade
Age of Mythology
Besiege
Team Fortress 2
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>>34399936
gonna bump this with semi-rare pepes
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>>34399960
besiege looks good.

TF2 I have 2500 hours so.... maybe not.

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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>>34399821
>Christ-on-a-stick
>Jeezums fucking Crikes

Hard to keep a boner when you talk like a 60 year old kentucky man in disguise
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And that's how I got chlamydia
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>>34399821
who is this and why are her eyes two different colors?

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Why is society so evil?

A woman lost her job because she had an intrusive thought about Barron Trump. And the whole world saw and decided to cruxifer her. Which they couldn't so they did the next best thing and ruined her life.

Society is a place of no second chances, why would anyone want to be a part of it.
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>>34399815
>A woman lost her job because she had an intrusive thought about Barron Trump. And the whole world saw and decided to cruxifer her.

Good. No evil roastie must touch /ourboy/
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That cunt had it coming, she tried to talk shit about our little brother. Fuck that roastie bitch.
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Link the story pls original

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>be you
>browse /r9k/
>not realize this whole board is just normies roleplaying
>find comfort talking with roleplaying anons
>think that they get you

Are you guys really that fucking stupid? 80% of the users on this board just roleplay as autistic neets. Then there is you, that aspie who literally thinks he can relate to anons here but is unironically retarded.
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>>34399725
No I realize full well 80% of this board is normies but I still come to /r9k/ because I've wasted so much of my life here
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Yeah, I'm pretty much normie tier but I like the sense of community and the anger from /r9k/
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that's why you avoid roleplay threads and only post in authentic robot threads

It's pretty easy to spot imposters on this board

Who /gaveup/ here?

le originalo
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>>34399586
you could say that kinda but not really, i just have a new purpose but headed toward the same goal. a different position you could also say
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>>34399586
I almost gave up completely, how to stop this process?

Pls help
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>>34400061
accept it

yw

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>Tall guys look weird! Only manlets can have good facial aesthetics and bodies!
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>why didn't peasants just TAKE the property from the aristocracy? why were they such cucks?
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>>34399491
>3.5 feet
>not talking about his height
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>Dude I swear, my height has NOTHING to do with my success with the ladies. Height doesn't matter, you just gotta be yourself bro!

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>just farted
>smells like last night's dinner
Is this why I don't have a girlfriend?
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>>34399484
>he has the virgin fart
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no its bc ur a loser haha
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Yes

Do squats to increase glute size, that's your barrel of the gun

Crunches for top tier bowel strength

Red kidney beans is your ammo

Just lol if your farts don't make older Japanese people have flashbacks

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Did someone say feels thread?
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This is my favorite photo on 4chan. I'd love to know the source
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>Tfw your crush knows you have a crush on her so she fucks three chads and sends you pictures of each one of them fucking her pussy just to make you sad

Fuck this shit. I hate woman. Third time some shit like that happens.
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>asked girl to go to art gallery with me
>not only says she's busy, but that she won't be able to hangout all month
>she's become tired of rejecting me every time

I hate having a oneitis. Literally everyone I see is nothing compared to her. Everything I do is based on what she thinks or how would she react. I wish I could move on, but the only meaning left would be gone. I wish I could tell her I love her.

>>34399555
That's straight up soulcrushing. I hate that the idea that women want romantic and loving relationships was put in my head, when I've never met a women that actually wants love.

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I want to wipe out entire villages/towns/cities of people.

How do I go about making a living doing this?
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Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.
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>>34399238
Join the US army, they tend to enjoy killing civilians in the middle east
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>>34399238
do it from your computer

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Any khv's here with 7+ inch cocks?
Do you feel wasteful?

Also how long?
>7.5 for me
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>>34399168
I'm a KHHV with a 6.9" dingus.

Am I allowed to post?
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7.5bros

I don't think of it as a "waste", its not like 7.5 is abnormally huge. I do keep it in the back of my head as a reminder that I COULD be successful sexually if I just fixed the rest of my body though
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>>34399168

sunlight cum on her right butt cheek

5.5 inches for me desu.

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My mother is going to die in about a year. She told me in the hospital today. She won't get to see her son graduate highschool.

I'm not even upset about my life because I've been sad and on autopilot for 6 years, but just thinking she's never going to see me go to College makes me fucking tear up. She's might not see me get accepted to Colleges...... I'm trying so fucking hard for her I don't even care much about my life but I really thought I could show her and make her fucking proud because I've been an ADHD retard kid for so long and now I fucking can't. I'm crying. I'm sorry robots I need to talk.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Please keep her in your prayers.
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Can't offer you much, OP. But hang in there. I'll keep you both in my thoughts.
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She's going to die with one of her son's having a 2.6 GPA cumulative. I so wish I tried earlier years.
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>>34399099
Thank you for the contact.

Fact: Being Male in America is tougher than being Female

Fact: American women can't get conscripted to serve in the military during a war.

Fact: The first thing most American men get subjected to when they're born is an act of sexual assault/torture-- a knife cutting off the most sensitive part of their penis.

Fact: Women get safer and easier jobs-- 93% of American workplace fatalities are males.


Fact: The law still treats divorce as if a woman is completely dependent on her husband, and she gets 50% of the man's money and possessions in an American divorce (unless infidelity is proven).

Fact: Women expect men to want to have sex any time and all the time. Sometimes when a man doesn't put out, women act like there's something wrong with him.

Fact: Men are 3 times less likely to be believed when they are domestic abuse and 8 times less likely to be believed when victims of rape.

Fact: Women are given more attention by society and psychologically coddled than men, and as a result males have a suicide rate that's 9 times higher.

Fact: Men are still expected to be breadwinners, while women get to decide whether to pursue a career or raise children.

Fact: American women live 6 years longer than men because their lives are so much easier.

Fact: It's harder being male than it is being female in America.
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Kinda late to the party there, chief.
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>>34399028
but but but but muh Roe v. Wade hotpotato (ignore that men get no say in the matter goys)
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>>34399028
Why can't everybody understand this? Women always have the attention from everyone around them, especially if they're good looking. A hot girl will never have to work hard for anything in her life, she'll get everything handed to her because of her looks. They can easily get any job, they have it easier and when I say this they don't agree and say I'm just a whinny little bitch.

They have to be a man in America to see this, because it's so real

Do you miss anything about the mid 2000s, /r9k/?
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I miss 06ish era /b/.
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>>34398849
I miss being 11-13 I used to be young
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>>34398849
>tfw you'll never feel the feel of how 4chan early days felt
discovered this website 4 years ago , lurked for 1 year, read so many pixelated old posts, learned slangs, tried to visit other chans just to compensate the time i haven't been here because i was too young
to come over trap/bbc/snapchat noodZ/constant-ylyl-threads type of content.
>le born in the wrong generation

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What do you jack off with? I've been using my spit but I recently realized by penis is dry as hell looking. Would beating off with lotion or oil actually help?
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My original foreskin.
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I fap dry. And I'm cut. I can already feel my dick starting to go numb. I hope I kill it.
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>>34398757
this is what would help
maybe you can ask dr. silverstein what he did with your foreskin and pay some shekels to get it back.

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