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>tfw barely 21 and already want to kill myself

>>34400852
Welcome aboard pal, the ride is just about to start

>>34400852
>tfw im an angsty teen
- (you)

>>34400781
I've been living off cereal and toast the past few days.

Is green shit bad?

Soup kitchen cx

>>34400781
Get a payday loan if you really need to eat, but ask parents or friends to help until you repay the favour

Exactly I stopped using it when I realised it was a scam not even shitposting.

>>34400778
This anon is right. The hair is much healthier without shampoo/conditioner.
But it also stinks. I only use shampoo once every other week and conditioner almost every other day. But that's because my hair doesn't get too greasy. If you still wanna buy hair care stuff, don't get anything with sulfates in it. And also remember to wash your body with soap, especially the ass and the nooks & crannies around your scrote.

I shower 3-4 times a year so I shampoo twice. Pretty healthy hair thus far.

cos its okay for gurls to be total fucking hypocrites and men should want to date hamplanets you fucking cis-shet white as cream fucking male fucking chromosal having cis-shet creamy man

>mfw my somewhat overweight aunt laughs comments on me having no butt and being very skinny numerous times
>i have a thyroid disorder and have never weighed more than 60kg as a 5'8 dude
>it's fine because being skinny is desirable!1!11

fucking bitch

If you are less than 6ft tall, consider suicide.
Orgando post

>>34400625
At least you're not a virgin anymore though

fuck this fecal matter

>>34400625
>impeding development of the emotional, cognitive, and interpersonal skills that are crucial to satisfactory sexual functioning and general well-being
sounds like they might be putting the cart before the horse

>>34400621
Pop?

seriously rap is pretty normie but pop music idiot

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>>34400621
Straight out of /pol/

Trap. It's not even music but people somehow listen to it. It's practically all normies listen to nowadays.

>>34400615
I dont visit reddit but Im going to assume r/incels is alot like this place

how could i hate my incel brothers

>>34400615
>browses plebbit
why do fucking normies keep lurking

i got you senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU

>>34400602
Urge to post links to utter shitposts intensifies

>>34400927
that's fine, i just want something to cure my boredom

In about 3 days no one will remember, and no one will care.

Just don't bring any attention to it and it'll die down.

>>34400531
but but but... my school only has ~200 people
>they never forget

OI BERGELE MORO MORO MORO VOI VIDDU MAGGARA :DDD

ES

>>34400486
You have to be aware that you're expendable and not be bothered by it at the same time. Just because 1 girls doesn't like you, don't dwell on it. There was no reason for you to put so much effort anyways.

>>34400486
you cant stop being a beta, you worship women and you will be cucked

>>34400709
cmon anon please

>>34400481
Heh, not alot of takers for your thread, huh?

Makes sense, OP, you know, since we're all out having lives with our qt asian girlfriends.

See ya round, friend.

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>>34400579
Have fun friend

My comment was not muted because mods are so intelligent

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I am a well-adjusted member of society and my interest in Japanese media and video games is indiscriminately accepted by my innumerably large social circle. As a child I had the privilege of attending a school in which individuality was favored over acting like an insufferable, sociopathic douchebag to win the approval of others while any semblance of deviation from the norm was met with unbridled hostility and relentless mockery.

I never regret waking up in the morning.

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>>34400421
There's no cure nor are there pills/treatments for it.
We fucked lad.

that's how our personality developed due to social isolation for the majority of our life.

>>34400421
There you go again saying "I."
Is that all you ever think about? "me, me, me, me, me," isn't that right?

>>34400400
I'm under the impression that most Robots, including myself, have a mild form of Asperger's Syndrome, mainly because of the antisocial behavior, tendency to repeat patterns, lack of emotional identification of behavior, and perceived intelligence with a lack of expressionism. So you probably do.

>>34400400
short answer, yes

autistic people are literally just people that operate differently from normies, so much so that they decided to name it a disease and give it a range of severity

>>34400419
autism isn't real. you're just a cuck.

You are not not an autistismal shitposter

>>34400251
Hey op I have been wondering for awhile now. You have been at this for a good long while are you the original poster who started making these threads? Or are you just some guy who picked up the torch when the previous one stopped? Like seriously how many dread pirate Roberts have we gone through here?

>>34400513
This is something I would like to know as well. Are you the same Tomoko poster I talked to on Christmas and in July of last year?

I have become obsessed with Rubik's cubes and watch videos and read guides on different solution methods, variants on the puzzle, etc.

Fuck, it's so fun though. I'm not fast at them yet (been super into it for about a week now) but I went from solving it in 2 hours to solving it in two minutes.

I've got you both the first and last. I spend so much time trying to create alternate universes in my head with a story to tell. One time I sperged out and told one of my only friends about on of the universes an he insisted I try to write a book about it.

>>34400106
>>when done playing a cool game or watching a neat movie, i get wrapped up in that universe and religiously daydream about living in it
I do this one so don't feel too bad