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Donald Trump is only the beginning. From now on, crazy eccentric billionaires will start parading themselves in public to be president. It will be glorious.

No more boring ass centrist politicians. Just crazy rich populists.

The downfall is near but oh so exciting.

>>34403519
>born too late to be some poor peasant fuck whose sisters would get raped by the landlord when your 12 hours a day of plowing fields wasn't enough, born too late to board a ship to a new hostile land for financial reasons only to very likely die of sickness en route or within landing

>born too early to experience a variety of problems incurred not only by the technicalities of future space travel but also the structural and civilisational threats posed by the economic subversion it'll cause

>Born in a comfy time of stagnation, internet memes and easy pusy

shut the fuck up pansy fag

>>34403600
>easy pusy
Fuck off Chad.

>>34403466
>not killing myself when i had the chance

Not getting myself checked for phimosis

Not buying bitcoin early when my friend told me this is gonna be really cool in a few years

>>34403508
your weak, your post is weak, you"ll always be weak to her

>>34403427
>ExPlain?
You're confusing the alt-right with weeaboos, apparently. Which would explain why you're asking about that here.

>>34403477
Most alt right men are weeaboos generally. Even in storefront there are many men who praise anime and love Asian girls. It's like they forget that mixing with Asian women will produce an Asian child and not a white one.

>>34403427
This is me but my gf is half Slavic half Korean and our kids will be 1/4 Asian and I looked up pics they usually look white

>>34403281
whether anyone deserves anything is irrelevant to reality. people have desires. either they pursue them or they don't and if they do, sometimes they're successful and sometimes they're not. sometimes you can work hard and achieve your goals. sometimes you can work hard and fail miserably. some people get what they want with no effort at all. others try their best and never get anything. sometimes life is fair and sometimes life is terribly unfair and there's nothing we can do about it.

>>34403327
Yeah, you're right.
So there really is no point to anything

I often dream of saying fuck it all and join some buddhist monastery

>>34403327
Wisdom

>>34403627

Yep, in the grand scheme of things you are worth precisely 0

10 girls are fucked by the same guy.

And then they wonder why men no longer want marriage, it's because women are all sluts who have taken multiple dicks before 18. There's no longer incentive, unless you want to raise your wife's half-black son like a cuck.

>>34403269
>How does this even work?

because women have no issue sharing one man between them if he has top tier genetics, in fact they find him even more desirable then due to pre-selection

forget anything you learned about women from books. movies or parents as they are much more animalistic and amoral then men when it comes to choosing a partner

genes are the only value by which you will be judged and loved

Asians have these weird frames. They're so squat and square, with all due respect. I frequently notice it.

they wanted this, i dont pity women at all.

>>34403220
because women, as the inferior gender that is incapable of thinking for themselves, take all their cues from men. white western men are pitiable creatures and the dysfunction has transferred itself to women who follow along like a herd of sheep. it's a shame.

that's nice but we are a bunch of apes brutalizing each other on a floating rock.

what you're saying is just logical aerobatics

>>34403212
>It would be odd to think
So, because something is odd, it is impossible?

>The universe is so fine tuned
Water in a puddle also believes it's the "perfect" shape.

Look at it this way: if the universe wasn't the way it is, there would be no one around to wonder why everything is so finely-tuned, just for them.

>>34403212
You're a fucking idiot. You can't use the physical universe as proof that a God exists, because anything could have created a universe, even RANDOM CHANCE.
Try again, though.

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>>34403205

It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.

Slowly eroding away decency and making unacceptable shit acceptable to stupid people with no conviction or sense of right and wrong.

>>34403205
Someone post the attack helicopter edit

I believe you.

I'm from a smaller city in the nordics, and I'm used to fresh air all day.

Then I went to visit London for the first time, and oh my god.

>walk around London for a few hours
>have some fish n chips
>admire the qts, tfw no london gf
>go back to hotel
>lay down, relax
>pick my nose
>booger is almost pitch black

I showered at least 2 times a day during my stay there, I felt disgusting.

>>34404162
what did you do with the booger

>>34404179
Put it on a piece of paper and threw it out.

Or if I was already in bed I'd just "hide" it on the sheets, the part that goes under the bed

>>34403179
they cant also
TITS OR GTF0

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>>34403179
Another roastie thread.
Tits or gtfo.
Cunt.

>>34403179
>girls cannot be robots
Correct.

Creepy picture, btw.

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>>34403167
Congrats there shitdick.

>>34403167
H-how did it feel?
Was it tight?
Can you play with me next, please?

>>34403222
good
yes
I'm fat and ugly but ok

Shut up conspiracy theorist XDXD!!!

>>34403152
Discredited study by a doctor who lost his medical licence.

>>34403152
I seriously wish I was a girl...

I don't hate women and I'm certainly not jealous of them.

I've accepted the fact that I'm not made for people. I have a few friends I connect with and that's enough for me. Every so often I'll find a girl I'm interested in; sometimes we date and other times we don't. For whatever reason, I just don't find most folks, whether male or female, very relatable.

One of my best friends is in medical school. He's in a similar boat, and told me he didn't understand how the guys in his class just knew how to talk to each other and make friends. He's not autistic, either - he's dated, is in very good shape (six pack, big arms, etc), and is going to be a doctor in three years. But he doesn't click with people, just like me.

I don't dislike women, but I do dislike many of the themes which seem to permeate many people's ideas about romance, sex, relationships, and life.

>>34403154

>make thread to get salt
>turns out the only salt is from my own tears

Anon how can I help you

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>>34403172

You can't.

I'm pretty happy the way I am. I just got out of a two-year relationship, have traveled pretty extensively, and will graduate university in another year. Just because I have a hard time relating to most people doesn't mean I want help - it just means that I think a little bit different from ordinary folks. Truth be told, I'm just not interested in the majority of conversations that I overhear or choose not to participate in.

Has nothing to do with being autistic or thinking I'm better or worse than anybody else. It's just that not everyone is a people person, and I'm pretty okay with that. Taking a two-hour walk in the woods or going camping by myself makes me happier than hanging out at a club or going on lots of dates.

I used to think I was weird and felt ashamed; now I've accepted that I am and reflect on it occasionally.

>good female youtube gaming channels
Thats like wanting a good female mechanic, not gunna happen.

I honestly don't like watching vidya vidz with females in them. Maybe it's because I use video games as a form of escapism and girls have always made me uncomfortable, the two don't mix well.

>2017
>gayming

>>34403110
Uh lol.. you need surgery for that

Pretty sure all you can do is thin the blood so at least it will pass at a regular rate.. you don't want to "dissolve" a blood clot because pieces WILL break off and YOU WILL DIE

>>34403110
Anon, go to the hospital asap, you're literally going to die very soon if you don't.

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Inject acid into your neck, works everytime
Trust me
Truuuusssst meeee