Who else here balding at a young age and want to kill themselves? Non hairlet normies please keep out
I know your feels friend
Hoping Trump takes the climate change money and invests it in research for cure for balding
I am 19 and I have a NW3. Shave and stop being a crybaby bitch, you're not a woman and you shouldn't care about your hair.
>>34404450
20 and nw2-3ish
I want to shave my head but I have pretty bad psoriasis
life is a meme
>tfw no bf to have sex in the missionary position with and listen to nightcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OS15Lgvjj4&index=2&list=PL6HWv8KDh7krsos7-N_GlAh8WFW_avnUl
>>34404429
I'd fuck you to the drum beat. Also that's a pretty good tune. Got anymore?
>tfw no possessive insane gf to push me to the ground and claim me as her own
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te-nq9A8Ops
Stop posting.
The genre is okay but you're a faggot. Nobody likes fujoshits
Who is this woman? What if Bogdanoffs are puppets themselves and they just follow her orders?
end this shitty forced meme
>>34404477
>end this shitty forced meme
Wouldn't that be convenient for you?
>>34404477
at least they are better than Simon
Ok I'm not even joking. But time seems to be speeding up exponentially this is extremely worrying.
January is already at an end, 1/12th of the year, it feels like the year only began a few days ago and my life is stagnant, except I'm that much closer to 27.
I feel like it's only going to get worse, why the hell is time going so fast. I need more time to fix my life goddamnit.
You perceive time faster as you age
Remember when you were a kid and 5 minutes felt like an eternity?
>>34404376
Time will disappear faster and faster and then you die.
Wait until you're 33 origami desudenho
What would you say to your self 5 to 10 years ago?
>>34404364
just die no matter what just die
Hey, hey kid, come here
I just wanted to tell you th-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AA AAAAAA AAAGGHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
also buy bitcoin. bye.
Dont expect anyone to like you. Only a very few ever will.
When did this site get overrun by normie rednecks?
Every board is just /pol/reddit shitposting. If that wasn't bad enough they're usually a crowd of the worst normies. They actually try to use virgin as an insult in 4chan of all places and prop up chad culture. I don't like pepe being used as some newfag redneck fuckwad mascot either. I want them to fuck off back to r/thedonald and facebook. fucking hell I'm pissed.
>>34404289
>they don't agree with my faggy liberal cuck opinions
>that means they're rednecks
>>34404289
I feel the same way. About the virgin part, this board was originally RUN by virgins so these fuckers need to get out.
These people have ruined it. Its most likely because of the rise of pepe as a national normie thing now and everyone heard about this place.
It's a fucking disgrace. Just give it a few months or a year. Maybe then these tards will fuck off.
>>34404289
>be /r9k/
>have 3 Asianmasculinity threads, 4 trap threads and 6 leftypol shill threads (yes constantly "advertising" your ideology by making dozens of the same thread is shilling you fuck) daily
>be sweaty hamplanet from Tumblr
>think an occasional right wing opinion is the real issue
At this point - I'm pretty desperate. Seeing happy people, happy couples, and happy families is driving me to horribly depressing levels. My new plan to finally lose Inceldom and get a companion? Get HIV. Here's why.
Once pozzed I will be a part of a niche community. In the US not that many women have HIV but there's enough to form a small dating pool that nearly 99.9% of men will reject and refuse to pursue due to the virus. This decreases the competition for me, and, by both of us having the virus, we wouldn't care about it and it would make us bond. In addition my subhuman looks and genetics would be more likely to be forgiven due to her being in almost equal position with pretty much EVERY Normie male. Plus, it'd gaurantee me a peaceful death in about 10 years when AIDS kicks in (I would refuse treatment) - so by the time she'd decide to run off with another man and cuckhold me, I'd be dead so it wouldn't matter.
Now - the best way to get it would have to be to go to have a poz guy infect me because it's pretty hard for a guy to get it from a woman. If I can hold on and handle taking it up the ass enough times to eventually get infected - I can finally become part of a niche community and find the woman of my dreams. Plus - I'm so fucking desperate right now I'm getting to point where fucking dudes is a necessary step in order to gain skills to apply to women and men since I think I may be bi. Also open to Hep C too since it's similar.
robots plz hug me, should I do this?
>>34404268
Pussy isnt worth aids anon
don't be fucking stupid, you're gonna get aids just because you want a chick? dude no fucking go eat right and workout and work on your social skills and go on dating sites and find a chick. don't get aids just for pussy man that's retarded
What games do you play /r9k/? Preferrably PC. I've been playing League and WoW for years now and alot of other shit but nothing seems fun anymore. inb4 depression, i know i have that and its getting worse everyday. However playing games was my way to cope with that. Nothing seems fun anymore so maybe you guys have any idea.
I was banned from League for saying shit like "ONE TWO THREE FOUR I DECLARE A RACE WAR!" when I initiated fights and stuff. Apparently that's not allowed. Dunno what multiplayer games to recommend you, though the For Honor closed beta is apparently starting soon.
>>34404259
Best game coming thru
>>34404286
I have actually been looking forward to that but >Ubisoft.
I bought into the The Division hype and guess what the fuck happened.
>kids born on 1999 are now doing porn
>>34404221
shit time going so fast
>>34404221
>tfw '98
>>34404221
I dont know why but 18 year olds now look a lot younger than 18 year olds back then. By the time its 2020, it will be legal for 18 yos who look like babies to do porn
>tfw always wanted dreads
>go get my hair twisted after growing out an Afro for months
>they fall apart after like 2 weeks
>go get them retwisted
>they come out again in 2 weeks
>get them retwisted a third time
>2 weeks later, my hair has turned into this horrid abomination where the back is an Afro and the front is a weird mix between the two
>can't afford to get my hair twisted by a professional again
>I don't know any girls I can ask to do it for me, and I'm so ugly most girls won't do it even if I pay them
>some faggot said he can do it for me but he's a flaming homo
Fuck. I never realized just how fucked it is for us, only in the black community can you actually be too beta for certain hairstyles. Unless you're rich, you practically rely on having some female friend or girl friend to maintain it for you.
bebe is a gorilla girl
>>34404233
gorillas aren't very promiscuous, bebe is more like a chimp.
>>34404308
Gorillas are sluts
>clean ears
>take pics of the crime scene and post
>?????
>profit
> using qtips to clean your ears
youre whats wrong with the world
>>34404423
sorry doc, what's the correct way?
oh man
i scattered my qties by mistake months ago, then i proceeded to just pick them and drop them on the floor again
so my crime scene is a mass murder
can't take a picture because the clothes are covering them now and i'm afraid if i move them the cockraoches will move to the bed
Is Iceman, dare I say it? Our guy?
i remember when comic fags used to make fun of manga fans because our shit was "gay"
>>34404184
That looks like some quality boipucci
>>34404271
Oh no your shit is still supremely gay.
There is a difference between having a gay character and having your entire niche be the epitome of faggotry.
Guys.
Do failed normies who have had sex in the past and lost their friends and gf (with no chance to get anything back) actually have it worse than robots?
I know you're going to use that "at least they had sex once" argument, but by that logic people who have never had heroin have it worse than recovering addicts that need to resist the craving every day.
By this I don't mean that I am or was a normie in the past, I am a 24 y/o KHHV, but I have been thinking about this a lot lately.
>>34404163
Married, so basically the same thing, and I can say: Unless they are good at it, like really genuinely good at sex (and its a skill, trust me) then you (and I) are doing fine without it anyways.
why ask the question? will a yes make you feel any better about your situation?
i could describe myself as a failed normie if you wanna be a dick about it. had friends in the past, fucked up big time and now it's been 3 years since ive seen or spoken to them. havent had sex in a while as well.
at first it broke my will to live, but now i feel like i've grown stronger out of the situation
fuck people dude and fuck thinking other people have it better (worse) than you do
At least they now know they are capable of getting those things.
What would you do if you saw spaceships over Glasgow?
Would you fear them?
>>34404160
Do not fear us anon, we're just here to collect the cutest Scottish qts to breed with
>>34404160
No, I'd just go to the pub and spend some money
Mogwai are probably one of the comfiest bands out there
this guy is the true robot
he killed 37 because he couldnt get a qt wife
>>34404006
Killing is normie
>>34404040
no its not. fdfdfe
>>34404006
What race is him???