okay, now, how do I find a mommy gf or a gentle femdom gf?
inb4 >GF REEEEE
>>34408002
You don't, this fetish goes against female nature.
Fix your self-steem issues and maybe then you get rid of it.
>>34408002
You will not find this. Such relationships appear exclusively in fantasy. No real woman would accept a man that is anything other than an alpha for sex or a beta for money.
I want it too but this is the truth
>>34408031
Before she dumped me, and especially when we first met, my gf worshipped me and did EVERYTHING I said, probably because of her insane self esteem issues. It was amazing. Gradually I developed this fetish, and she, wanting to make me happy, took me up on trying it out.
It eventually made her disillusioned with me and she grew to view me as a disgusting pervert and ended up leaving me for the first chad she met in grad school.
It's simply not possible to live this fetish out dude. Sorry.
Hey robots i wanna make a poem to my old friend ali
Lets make a poem for him ill start
Dear ali
you are motherfuck
With jew glasses
>>34407959
>ali
roses are red
violets are blue
allahu akbar
boom
I caught my sister bringing in illegal immigrants into our own home and fucking them in her bedroom
They mow our neighbors lawn every 2 weeks on a Wednesday, she just went outside, started to grind on them, took one by their hand and I can hear them fucking, I viewed this all from my window
Sister did not know I was home, what do?
>>34407941
Only one reasonable option, call the authorities.
>>34407941
Stop making up stories on the internet.
greentext or fuck off
orangejuice
>goto room find this occurring on your bed
what do?
Please take your Harem and leave Chad we've talked about this before
>>34407939
those women have more masculine facial features than me
>>34407939
>go to dads room
>get gun
>"Let me participate in your orgy or chad and his slutty female friends all die"
Why is god such an asshole?
God isn't real so he can't be an asshole.
>>34407849
Nobody knows. God has his reasons for what he does. I think of God as a nice guy and a jerk at the same time. He is very pragmatic and goes along with situations, whatever they may be.
imagine if god was real but then he used his powers to destroy himself after the whole jesus schtick and thats why the worlds goin to shit because he no longer exists
just a thought
>Wake up at 4:40am
>Leace to work at 5:20am
>Arrive at 6am
>Do easy and light yard work while hanging out with some Alright coworkers
>Get to browse 4chan and have a lot of breaks since it's winter and there isn't much to do
>Get home at 3pm
>Shower
>Clean room
>Walk dog
>Play vidya
>Eat dinnef
>Sleep
>Repeat
Been working at this job for 5 months. It's entry level and pays $17.50/hr
Was a NEET before this. I can almost afford a gaming PC!
>wake up at 7 am
>jerk off
>vidya
>go to uni
>back home
>jerk off
>eat
>vidya
>go at my pub to have a beer and look at all the happy people
>back home at 1 in the morning
>sleep and repeat
sometimes i dont go to uni
>wake up at 2:45am
>start work at 4am
>home at 1pm
>watch tv/movies having dinner
>sometimes play videya
>sleep at 8pm
Just add alcohol and drugs to the weekend
ideally:
>wake up at 8 pm
>make coffee
>make breakfast
>do chores
>shave/shower
>walk to work at 12
>get paid to shitpost, fuck around on the internet and watch shit most of the day
>leave work at 8
>walk home
>make dinner
>watch a movie/show/play vidya
>sleep sometime between 10-midnight
usually:
>crawl out of bed at 11 because i drank the night before
>contemplate suicide
>make coffee
>contemplate suicide
>take shower
>contemplate suicide
>walk to work at 12
>do as little as possible at work, simply try to survive till 8
>actually leave at 7:30 because i'm tired and no one will notice since i'm alone in the office then
>walk home at 8
>make the easiest thing possible for dinner
>go to sleep ASAP
I hear a lot of complaints that there is no hope since your quality of life is low right now... but, I have hope for all of you guys. While Chad is out partying with normies and hookin' up with Stacey everyweekend, you can be learning a valuable skill that would give you an edge up in life. After about four or five years, you'll land yourself a good paying job so you can afford a nice house in a good neighborhood while Chad is still drinking his days away in some shitty studio apartment with no future or prospects. Chad will wish he took your route and set himself up to succeed but instead he is old and sad since he is years behind in the game. Chad has to rethink his life and suck up his pride so he can get on his knees and BEG you for a job since your degree will give you a good position in a fortune 500 company. You and Chad end up becoming friends but he still knows he is below you since you make better salary and have a higher position than him!
>>34407741
yeah all that money will surely help in getting a better shotgun so that when you blow your brains out at 50 there's no chance of becoming a vegetable, and yeah there are no smart chads or billionaire chads and everyone lives in america and can make 100k/year bo problem
>>34407783
How can Chad get a job if he has no marketable skills or a degree?
Women want guys with money and a steady income which you can't get if you waste away your youth goofin' off
>>34407741
Movies aren't real life anon
>tfw mommy gf
I've literally never been happier.
You mean your mom or another mom?
>>34407780
another mom dingus
I'm going to walk dogs with this qt I met at the dog park today.
Im nervous and don't talk much but I wanna bone her
Advice?
>apply for job I know I can't get
>send in pathetic resume' with nothing on it
>get called to job interview
>go because if I don't my employment consular might ask them if i turned up or not
>I turn up to interview a few minutes late
>1 guy and 1 girl interview me
>give them honest replies and no bullshit; e.g DIDNT tell them what they wanted to hear
>unironically get the job
Now I'm starting next Monday. I literally have no idea what to do lmao. Never actually worked before.
Now my job counsular is acting like this is a huge thing and that I've made it, and yet I'm about to start a job I have zero experience or knowledge about.
How long do you think I'll last? It's an office job btw. I think I'll be on a computer punching in data.
Probably going to put you in some shitty position that has a high turnover rate that nobody else their wants to do. You said you have never worked before, they probably think you'll be gone soon anyway.
Hey, thats really good Anon. They probably thought that you were an honest person and not a liar, they probably respect you for that.
>>34407666
This is like a jewish comedy movie or something.
>robots will NEVER EVER be mommies
sucks to be you guys.
>tfw your little snugglemonster is sleeping in your arm as you shitpost onehanded
>>34407661
>tfw you'll never go to schekelberg to get a vacuum plugged up your vagoo
>youll never drink copius amounts of bottom shelf vodka to miscarriage
succs tbm rn
>>34407702
Only monsters get abortions, it should be legal but if you get one they should sterilize you afterwards to stop sociopaths like you from reproducing.
>>3440774
good thing im not a dumb roastie then
may they all die horribly slow painful deaths in a lake of fire, inshallah
I'm tearing away, pieces are falling I can't seem to make them stay
Sometimes i think mummifying myself with bandages is going to make me intact and happy.
then i realize all i need is really a hug and it breaks me even more.
your rhyme is gay,
and that's not okay
through your depression you made wade,
but I hope you kys or at least get aids.
>>34407650
Go back to tumblr with your bullshit poetry
>tfw i will never have a qt muslim wife
kill me
Live in a Muslim community. Mostly Egyptian.
They are whores too. Especially the ones that dress like your OP pic.
Only the devout Muslims that don't wear make up and dress modestly are wife material. But then again they won't ever make eye contact with you yet alone give you a 1/100000000 chance.
>>34407733
Yes. A lot of Muslim women are sluts and whores.
Only anti-social shut-in hermit white effeminate betas fall for the "Muslim women are pure" meme. Even Muslim men know their women are sluts and whores. It's just hidden, nobody wants to talk about it.
The most open example of this is France. A lot of Muslim women with an Arab background there go into porn, and lots of them relentlessly find white guys to have casual sex with. Again, everybody sees this, it's just that nobody wants to talk about it.
Women are sluts or not sluts based on their actions, not their ethnicity or religion. Though white women are still the best.
You're not lying. When I was on interpals every single French Muslim girl I messaged would reply.
Muslim women everywhere are whores. Even Malaysia has a "nightlife" scene with millennials and prostitution is popular in places like Saudi and Qatar.
Muslim women always come out during high school and uni. Then they settle for marriage with one of their kind. The Muslim men do the same. Its just something not talked about much. Parents are either completely oblivious or don't care.
The only decent Muslim women I've ever seen are Paki or Indonesian, and they are ugly.
How can I tell if I'm actually gay or prison gay?
>>34407581
You're already entertaining the idea, that's step 1.
Before you know it you're going to be like the rest of the faggots on this board: "So what if I jack off to traps! I-it's not gay!"
>>34407581
What do you think of this?
Originally opfaggotry
situational homosexuality
> have sex with someone of your own sex- for reasons that aren't attraction
homosexual orientation
> be a fag- find boipucci hot
Is dating a MILF who doesn't have her kids living with her anymore as they are adults now bad?
It's kinda weird you're banging someone who is old enough to be your parent or grandparent.
>>34407658
How?
ori
>>34407563
If she don't have kids then she is not a milf then you dummy. She is a Christmas Cake then.
NEET Squad Beta, come in NEET Squad Beta. Our intel says we got a Chad Battalion a few clicks west of your position. Do you require backup?
>>34407536
This is neet squad beta, no backup necessary at the moment. We have our fetal position camo, going to scout it out. Over
>>34407722
Affirmative, Beta. Standing by. Keep those pissjugs handy.
Wojak Base, you good on supplies? Heard that last Stacy twerk assault did a number on ya
>>34407875
We are hanging on but could use some reinforcements, over