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how do I get a Japanese bf
he HAS to be interesting and cool and nice to me like araragi san btw
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Moshi moshi
Kill yourself
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>>38971598
>Moshi moshi
>Kill yourself
not an argument you braindead cunt
you literal faggot
you weak, flabby insect brained loser
I want to smash you into the pavement, you sack of human garbage
don't post in my thread again or else I will dox you
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>>38971624
you for sure are a big guy on an anonymous image board. you show em anon!!!
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What's bothering you tonight friends?
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>>38971539
>bought a new bass off of ebay
>it shows up snapped in half
>wasn't even cushioned in the box
REEEEEEEEEEEEE PACK YOUR PACKAGES RIGHT RETARDED SELLERS REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38971539
My job dictates I stand at a counter next to big windows that look out onto campus. I fall in love with someone new every day. It's so unfairly bittersweet.
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>>38971563
Did you report it to paypal?
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why do white girls prefer black guys 80% of the time?
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>>38971475
They don't, just lots of cuck porn
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from my observations it's more white american males that have a complete obsession with black men
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>>38971475
Why do /r9k/ astroturfers want to make us all racist?
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Does anyone have comfy images? I need comfy shit
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>>38971453
Sure dude, I'll bump this comfy thread
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>>38971785
thanks comfy bro
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i like the snowy outdoors
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Have any of you robot's ever reached a breaking point with normalfags? A breaking point as in them going too far and you losing your shit on them? If you have then share.
>14 years old
>Was autistic and lonely at the time, stayed and inside and played vidya all day because no one wanted to be friends with me.
>Normie boys would call me ugly and weird and the girls would ask me out then giggle and say "JUST KIDDING!"
>Teachers did nothing to stop this, mom and dad didn't care and said to "just make friends"
>When I asked how they literally said "just bee urself"
>Anyways, one day I'm eating lunch alone as usual, and a girl walks up to me
>She was pretty plain looking, easy to not see in a crowd. Didn't seem like a Stacy.
>Asks if she can sit with me, I get sort of nervous but play it off cool and say sure then continue eating my lunch
>She says she just wanted me to know she thinks it's not cool how people are mean to me, and says that I seem smart.
>"Oh thanks.. you seem smart too" I say
>After talking to me for 5 mins, and giving me more compliments saying I'm not as ugly as people say and such, she actually asks me out.
>Get sad realizing it's a joke
>"Just leave me alone why do you have to make fun of me? Just mind your own business"
>Proceeds to say she's not kidding and that I seem interesting
>She sounds really genuine, and I believe her. We arrange a movie date on Saturday which was the next day
>I'm extremely nervous and excited for my first date, I shower twice, brush my teeth twice, look up how to kiss well just incase, pick out which clothes look decent on me for the next day.
>Tell my mom I'm going on a date with a girl, ask if she can drive me there.
>She says yes enthusiastically and seems happy I'm getting a gf potentially
>The day comes, she drives me there and I tell her to drop me off a block or two away from the theatre to seem cooler
>She does what I asks, and I walk to the theatre and see her waiting for me.
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>She greets me with a hug and a smile, and after exchanging some pleasantries she says to come with her somewhere before the movie
>She leads me down the block, and I expect she's gonna take me somewhere to fool around like porn or something.
>Think about how smart I was to brush my teeth so much, so I had good breath for her.
>At this point I felt hope for the first time in a while, at last I was going to be a normal kid. Maybe kids would stop bullying me and respect me more, and I would get a gf to hang out with whenever and fool around with.
>As we approach the corner of the block two Stacey's turn the corner and show themselves
>Both girls who had bullied me before at school
>"GOTCHYA!!!!" they all yell in unison
>Realize what's happening, and suddenly the hope is gone. Instead of the hope I have a burning anger.
>The girl who set me up for the prank opens her mouth to say something with a smug smile
>Before she can do that I deck her right in the jaw and she falls over
>There's a moment of shock between everyone, including me. After a second of silence and wide eyes she starts to cry on the ground.
>The crying only makes me madder, I start kicking her in the side on the ground.
>The Stacy's try to stop me and grab me by the back
>I throw one off of me and hit the other in the stomach then throw her down to the ground
>Continue stomping the girl who set me up
>Her face lines up perfectly, and I kick her square in the nose like I'm punting a football.
>Get on top of her and rip bunches of hair out of her scalp, the Stacy's stay on the ground too scared to do anything more
>Hit her a couple more times in the face as hard as I
>Take her arm and start bending it backward, she screams at the top of her lungs and I hear a snap
>Let go of her arm and start pushing my thumbs into her eyes
>Didn't get far into that, at this point 3 adults grab me and pull me off her
>Try to fight them but eventually give out from exhaustion
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>>38971622
>>38971622
From there I went to a police station and was sent to a loony bin for a year and a half. It took about a year for her face to completely heal up, also broke her arm. I have such a vivid memory of that moment, I still think about it almost daily.
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>>38971680
Holy shit anon you went full rip and tear mode. I once tried to fight a chad in high school but got my ass kicked.
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I've heard a lot about how a tight masturbation grip will prevent you from getting hard when (and if) you lose your virginity.
I barely have any hope of ever losing it but this scares me a lot.
Can I prevent this by masturbating differently? Or should I stop masturbating for a while before an "opportunity" (and how long should I stop for?)
PLEASE HELP
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>>38971415
Don't use such a tight grip, and use lube if you don't. It is real, just try not to grab on so tight.
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You can still get hard you just won't be able to climax.
Just no fap for a couple days to about two weeks to regain some dick sensitivity otherwise you'll be fucking like a champ but won't cum then be disappointed in yourself.
Or just be a regular complete disappointment like you always are.
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I find the light grip to be much more enjoyable on my tiny peenus weenus.
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Before I go to sleep I wanted to tell you that every time I lay my head down on my pillow, starring into the darkness of my room that I'm thinking about you. How lonely it must be to go sleep in an empty bed every night, how much you suffer day after day in an unforgiving world.
And even though my bed is empty like yours, my heart is full of you. I wish you could hear those precious words every night before you go to sleep and wrap yourself in them like a blanket, because I know that it feels like no one does. I don't know your name, your face, or the eyes that harbor all the pain and misfortunes you've endured. But I love you. I wish I could be there to make you feel it through the walls you've had to build to survive the cruelty of your life. To feel loved.
I love you so, so much. Goodnight you wonderful robot.
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>>38971407
eat shit and die you fucking faggot
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>>38971407
T-thanks anon, have a good rest. See you in the morning friend.
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>>38971407
if you take 4 vicodins before bed it feels like someones next to you
its really wonderful, you should try it.
Anyone here /cheese pizza/
Pizza doesn't need toppings. Just dough, sauce and cheese.
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>>38971400
pineapple is the superior topping
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I get made fun of and get called childish for only eating /cheese pizza/. Should I murder the people who do this?
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>>38971400
>Cheese Pizza
>Simplest pizza
>Lowest calorie pizza
>Purest pizza
>Utilitarian pizza
>Best pizza
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That's it guys. I'm moving to Japan to become a hikki neet. Don't try to stop me.
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>>38971386
Better than kys, surely
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Why not just be a worthless hikki neet in your own country? Whats the difference?
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>>38971386
You realise the japs hate hikkis even more than people in the west hate NEETs
You'll be a despised pariah
v81
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the Samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecryA battlecry
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>>38971348
Sorry to ruin the feel you got going here, but what are you refferencing my good sir?
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>>38971371
I hate you in ways you couldnt even imagine. Take off your shirt and oil up we're doin this.
Also thanks to this thread i finally bought that last nujabes album and am trying to decide on old Shingu02 songs.
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>>38971371
intro theme of samurai champloo , good anime imo
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Any robots here have an overwhelming hatred of lesbians?
DESU I dont really hate or like gay men, just kind of in different. Most men are gay simply because they love dick in their ass.
Lesbians however are either 'gay' because theyre ugly and cant get dick or because they hate men and our of spite deny us access to our prize between their legs. Almost all of them are feminists. Go figure?
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>>38971324
every """"" lesbian""""" i've ever met has gone on to having a loving husband and children. they more often than not only do it for male attention or were traumatized by a adult male figure as a child. once they get therapy and get their life back on track they instantly revert back to being straight. really makes you think
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>>38971324
>Any robots here have an overwhelming hatred of lesbians?
Me!
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>>38971324
That's a really pathetic viewpoint.
Homosexually is obviously abnormal behavior, but there's no inherent evil in it.
I don't think our current methodology for teaching tolerance is correct because it's just obnoxious and presumes prejudice.
If we returned to homosexuals enjoying their sexuality in private, animosity of the sort you demonstrate would disappear.
More importantly, factual information about homosexuality needs to presented. It needs to be made clear that these kinds of aberrant sexual preferences stem from abuse. The regressive left and their baseless claim for prenatal selection is simply untrue.
im on lsd and drunk
pay attention to me
ill post old memes
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>>38971274
hkgcfviktyt
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Why are you so fucked up? Do you want to be schizo or something?
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>ITT if you post trips you must live stream suicide
>inb4 I don't get trip
>inb4 the suicidal anons looking for a reason don't post
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>>38971242
Good livestream websites?
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>>38971263
ROLL
Periscope
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rolling boys and boys
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What would happen if you took antiestrogen as well as an antiandrogen? Or just found a way to reduce both testosterone and estrogen levels to nil? I can't find shit about this anywhere. I don't want to be a tranny, but I'm fucking sick of being controlled by my libido. I just want to be a man without either of these chemicals fucking with my head.
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>>38971194
Dude, just mastrubate exessively for a few days.
It totally nuked my sex drive, can't even fap anymore.
I wouldn't play with any chems that inhibit sex hormones. They control a lot more than just libido, including our personalities. We're controlled by chemicals, a lot more than normies will admit
Very "natural"
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>>38971289
When I was younger, I would masturbate upwards of a dozen times a day. It doesn't do shit and I'm glad I mitigated it down to once or twice a day and am able to go a day or two without it every once in a while.
The fact that these chemicals control our personality is exactly the problem. When I'm horny, I don't feel like I'm me anymore. When I cum, I feel like I literally just got done being brainwashed. I'm a very asocial person, but when I'm horny, I feel like I should go get a hooker or try to get a gf. As soon as I cum, I remember how shitty it would be to "wake up" in either of those situations. I think I'd actually kill myself if I did either one. It'd be the tipping point of never being able to recover and I'd be stuck in this mindset for the rest of my life, so it wouldn't even be worth living.
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>>38971289
You're a bad person; but, you already knew that.
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>Tfw no Keisuke bf to work on cars with
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keisuke doesnt have time for ur shit
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>>38971191
Keisuke is just a high tier brodie with no time for thots
A nohomo friend that turns into a maybe homo bromance.
Id love to work on his RX7
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>>38971171
why would you want the worse takahashi?
ryosuke is ten times better