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>21 years unemployed

>>34410899
7 years of being a NEET gtfo normalfag

>>34410899

>two years unemployed

i think the proper calculation is 6 months unemployed, 18 months of NEETdom

>>34410829
>I take sexual harrassment very seriously and don't think...
kek

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>>34410829
>1900+117
>falling for the dating meme

>>34410829

What is that? Tinder? Pof? What are your height/face/race specs?

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>>34410804
>someone actually remember those threads

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>>34410867
I'm his biggest fan.

I reread the archives every few months.

I wish he decided to make another series or a sequel or something.

>>34410933
how did you feel when he finally revealed that it was all a hoax?
I was kind of relieved because with his last action he took away the new found hope that was gnawing inside me

>>34410798
good, at least you won't watch porn. it will benefit you in many ways.

What does frenuloplasty have to do with your prostate?

>>34410814

Are you some kind of retarded cuck? How can not masturbating benefit him in even one way?

>>34410793

bump, I always wanted to go to one desu.

>>34410793
>Did any fellow robot ever go to one of these EDM festivals
>robot
>go to EDM festival
Hmmm really makes you think.

lots of robots just go out and party bra we go out with Chad like all the time dude and we fuck maaaaad chicks dude

>>34410793
Dude, those things are implicitly for normos only.

Why're they going to let in some robutt faggo whose just going to stand on the wall playing pocket pool the whole night.

>>34410765
No, you're right. 2D is always better

2d is created to fullfill your fantasys.
3d are not.

2d is instant gratification without effort. Anyone can have it pretty much anytime. 2d is your only way to feel these things. Hold onto it.

>>34410765
3D women are important to do voice acting for 2D's. that's all.

I heard downing a ton of alcohol and falling asleep outside in the cold is pretty comfy. You die of hypothermia but the booze makes you feel warm so it's supposedly painless.

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>>34410753
http://lostallhope.com
godspeed anon

grab a canister of helium, a gas mask, link up that shit, and here you go

you'll slowly drift off to eternal sleep, no suffocation or suffering. It'll be just like anesthesia

>>34410740
>2017
>Not knowing about the Bogdanoff twins

>>34410740
Are you saying you need a quick rundown?

>>34410740
They can communicate with the ayy lmaos

>>34410689
>So according to /r9k/, how SHOULD they act?
Women are meant to be seen, not heard. You're a cuck if you don't agree with this.

They cannot help it. It is how their biology made them.

>>34410689
Be cute, benevolent and all around angelic. Like waifus.

>>34410672
Volunteer at your local homeless shelter for awhile. That should get you some work experience.

>>34410672
>lots of work history for my age and promising career
>tendency to be self destructive and lack of a proper work ethic constantly threatening it

weeeelll shit bud

You can lie on your CV you know, it's not illegal. There isn't some work experience police

>>34410664
She got ran off of the internet after 4chan found out that she got her asshole bored out by Sam "One Dollar Extreme" Hyde.

You're a cuckold and a nu-male beta bitch boy test tube gub gub snail man if you still worship this slut.

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Yeah I remember that one girl, she was a tight little piece, kay?

I remember that girl, very fresh, milk made skin, big milky jugs, she didn't know what to do with them.

Oooooeeeee.

She was a prude though, she wouldn't do anything, except one day I rolled up wearing a Citizen watch, fuII Ross, and I think you know what happened next.

Ane - ane - ane - ane.

Fucking took the anus, bro.

Anus.

Told her not to eat anything, but she still ate something, and there was a turd in her ass.
and totally turned me off forever of this perfect little cutie.

She was a perfect- She was a 9.6, for real, not exaggerating.

Told her not to eat anything, took her anal virginity, Citizen, Ross, m'kay?

She had a turd in her ass.

Totally RUINED IT, FOREVER!

Totally ruined it forever, okay.

>>34410800
Nice watch, bro.

I don't even go on /pol/ by the way. I found this on /lit/ of all places

>>34410632

>taking a post so personally you make a thread about it

not sure if idiot or high quality bait

>>34410661
>discussing an example of how reddittt this board has become
>"stop taking it so personally"

>>34410604
>Media is basically communist

wew lad

>>34410604
Greece
>Poor af
>chads everywhere
>if you dont watch football you are fucked, m8
>the worst kind of roasties possible
>people dumber than rocks going 'we wuz democracy' without reading anything
>shite current music
>obsessed with american culture
>socially backwards but somehow left leaning
>antifag commies fucking everywhere
>shitskins everywhere

>>34410604
Italian here. Everything from

>degenerate people

to

>media is basically communist

goes for Italy as well. There are many beautiful places here, i just happen to live somewhere shitty. Italians are short, ugly people (i am a 5'10 manlet myself), lazy as fuck also.

I'll be playing FFXV and available for questions.

>>34410571
I feel bad and I honestly would go with you if I weren't west coast

I went to a final symphony concert with my friend. I know its not the same but i love final fantasy. Take pleasure in the music that normies dont understand.

Who are these? Anyone got a quick rundown on them?

>>34410801
Oh well since you ask I'm happy to give you a cheeky little rundown:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/12/pope-francis-russian-orthodox-patriarch-kirill-make-history-cuba-first-meeting-in-1000-years
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12162705/Patriarch-Kirill-meets-penguins-in-Antarctica.html
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk[Open]
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear.

>>34410801
>>34410904
There's more you should know. Here's another brief speedy rundown.
>They invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully
>Have psychic powers, see this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LieLBpy9qgU)][Open] and also this one at around 0:57 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2A-uxwQS-8[Open])
>Said to be intimidating in private (not violent, this is false)
>Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on earth
>First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>Rule France with an iron but fair fist
>Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
>Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to Mars several times) manned flight to Mars in their own initiative in a few years
>The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov.
>He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>Brothers have said to have IQs of 200, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Said to be involved in funding several zero energy research projects