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>>34411403

For the most part, yes. Makeup is DEGENERATE. I can see how women would wear it to perk up their appearance, but their over-reliance on certain heavy makeups make them look like totally different people. Looks can be deceiving.

Everyone should try to look their best, but slapping on layers of makeup just to look different so Chad will date you is extremely DEGENERATE on many levels. Absolute degeneracy.

>>34411403
>degenerate

I think make-up has caused some physical degeneration of humans since its invention.

Unfortunately, we have all been condition to be attracted to women who use makeup.

At this point, a truly "natural" looking woman would probably seem ugly to us, because of our distorted view of what's beautiful.

If you want to talk about real degeneration, then talk about implants and botox and all that shit.

>>34411390
>from a few days to a few days
*from a few days to a few weeks

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>>34411390
I remembered briefly what the warmth of another person was and it made me hopeful but she was just drunk and even regrets the simple act of hugging me.

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it happens to me often, and i just realised how pathetic this is. girls literally give me the will to live.

you can't convert to shinto.

>>34411330
Stop being a weeb

Too who! What is 2hu

>>34411295
Writing a letter and making a few calls.

What, you thought I'd have some kind of 'bucket list'?
I'm a boring piece of shit.

>>34411295
Heroin
Have sex

I figure that would cover every pleasure I have left to discover.

I found out I'm on the fast track to organ failure due to a genetic disorder I won't get into the details about.

I was, and am, very depressed and miserable. Most aspects of my life, in addition to my physical health, are below average at best and in ruins at worst.

That being said, finding out that regardless of what I do, in roughly 15-20 years, my life will be over as my organs start to fail and I become bedridden and hospitalized, has provided a different perspective.

Why kill myself when I'm dying anyway?
Why worry about long term goals and expectations, when I won't get to see or enjoy them?

I've become increasingly careless and hedonistic. In a life without a happy ending, my objective has to make the present as happy as possible by any means necessary.

Drugs. Parties. Fast cars. Slutty women. Drinking. Debt. I can enjoy it all with the knowledge that I have a ticking time bomb strapped to my guts.

Those that are seriously considering suicide, I'd suggest at least trying to come to a similar conclusion before you exit. Enjoy as much as you can for as long as you can. Steal back the happiness god, or fate, or whoever has denied you. And once you've had your fill, meet me on the other side faggots.

>>34411217
The more robots you put together, the less chad the entity becomes

>>34411217
how many turds does it take to make gold?

>>34411217
A number less than one multiplied by a number also less than one is going to be further from 1.

>>34411175
Everything else is reasonable but why anime tho?

I'm already doing 7 of this, is it okay vargo-san?

>>34411175
indivisible

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>>34411091
pic related is probably my favourite sad picture.
Although it doesn't really show something that sad you can see the war in his eyes, I dunno

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i feel numb
nothing matters
i want to get drunk again
i miss my friend
everyone moves on im still here

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finished reading akira ;_;

Just get it done in two hours and leave it behind you!

>>34411121
But I'll make a fool of myself. I won't even be able to talk without choking up and spilling spaghetti everywhere. Should I just do some cocaine before it.

>>34411238
Then keep your mouth shut and just talk when talked to. Don't try to sound smarter than you are (or even smart at all), keep it to a basic level. "Yes", "no", "I will look it up", "it's X because Y."
Don't try to be funny or witty, you are not and you know it. Everyone knows you are a spaghetti-spilling sperg already, you won't turn the tides in one assignment.

>>34411074
Shut the fuck up you libcuck you're just mad shillary lost and Trump won.

>>34411101
Is it because they don't have any logical answers to this question?

Can you provide non-anecdotal evidence showcasing that Republicans are angry all the time?

>>34411066
damn, that pic hits home. Why the fuck is a chicken sandwich "mature" and chicken tenders aren't?

>>34411130
Advertising. The mayo and bread add cost and therefore makes the company more money.

>>34411066
>Breaded chicken between two slices of breead
Only excuse to put breaded food on a sandwich is Po'Boy Sammiches

>>34411031
Yes
At least I would be able to have skype sex

>>34411031
a little, yes

i'm pretty happy with my length (6.7 in) but i'm insecure about my shitty girth (5.1 in)

>>34411078
That ain't shitty, bro. Those are my exact stats and I drive my girl wild. You'll be fine.

that's not a girl

I know your game

>>34410955
Hey wait a minute, I recognize that girl (male)!

http://www.poringa.net/posts/gay/2409649/Hermoso-pendejo-crossdresser-meru.html

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>>34410955

T H I C C
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original commneto desu

Maybe you're the cancer OP?

>not slowly developing immunity to cancer over time by using this place

what were you even trying to do?

>>34410952
r9k actually helped me improve my life OP, Around my second year on this board this place gave me inspiration to lose weight and in total I have lost 20kg already and hopefully i'll lose more weight in the future.

>>34410949
What are those people in the image in line for?

>>34411005
>What are those people in the image in line for?
The new iZucc

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>>34411005
The new iPhone that comes out every 6 months, I hate sheeple.

>>34410944
i am going to regret this but what would you need a girls poop for?

>>34410974
fetish reasons anon
i don't know what you were expecting

>>34410974
>>34410993
if i say it's for like, science reasons, will someone reply to my poop question
i don't know where else to ask