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How does /r9k/ dress, desu?
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I've been wearing the same sweatpants for the entire month and have only changed shirts and underwear after I shower (which I've only done 1/week so far)
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I wear track pants and these shirts every day in the winter time. Top comfy, to be desu.
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When its not for work, a plain T-shirt, and now that its cold a light coat. Its a denim material dyed really dark blue. It doesn't look like a jean jacket. Then I wear dark blue jeans, and newbalance shoes.
Now that people point out the goobers all wear newbalance, I look like a jerkoff. What comfy shoes do i wear?
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Bored? Lonely? Depressed?
Sucks to be you.
Still, you can come to https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom and take you mind of your problems by watching movies, tv shows, or listening to some music in a company of other robots.
Don't forget to say hello when you come in. Be polite ffs.
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join for shitty bee memes
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When we are done watching the meme movie, we are going to vote on what to do next
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joinusyoufaggetsandbeepolite
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>"If you want a GF, get some hobbies."
What hobbies are the best to attract a GF? The few things I'm interested in (vidya, anime) are loser tier and not even really hobbies.
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You don't need hobbies to get a girlfriend. That's one of the last things you need.
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>>34411915
Find a robot girl that watches anime
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get a hobby to distract yourself from women and have a craft to work at, not for the attention of others. I'm trying to git good at art and its pretty fun
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>spot my math tutor on Okcupid, message her
>my account was banned after that (for having two accounts)
>my account was banned before she logged in, so she has NO idea that it was me.
Well fuck bros, how do I bring this up?
>"hey did you get an awkward message on a particular site recently"
Like do you know how weird that'd be? I'm thinking of waiting until the class is over in March to bring up, which would still.he all awkward and delayed, but at least it'd be when business is over.
I can't just ditch her bros, she's too cute! What should I do!
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Are you that guy who made a thread about this before? I told you not to message her you faggot
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>>34411904
Do you remember her last login date? If it was recent:
"I think I saw you on OKCupid. I didn't originally want to mention anything since it's personal, but quite frankly I'm currently having terrible luck so far. Anything working on there for you?"
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>>34412023
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I mean
Bro that's ballsy as shit to say though. Like for me to bring that up
Damnit bro this is tough
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THEY USED TO BE SO HANDSOME WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG >:(
>igor will never be your wingman at the club pre-plastic surgery
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pls be my husbando
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>>34411854
Which brother is that on the right side? That's some top-tier facial aesthetic right there IMO
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>>34411832
This rundown explains
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existential bullshit that 10 year olds are aware of 2017-01-25 09:42:44 Post No.34411828
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existential bullshit that 10 year olds are aware of
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Life feels so empty. The older you get and the more knowledge you gain, you realize nothing can really fill the void. Not a girlfriend, not money,friends, nothing.
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>>34411828
You're one fucked 10 year old OP
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>you realize nothing can really fill the void. Not a girlfriend, not money,friends, nothing.
You should give it a try before you write it off.
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>>34411876
this, i only felt this feeling once i entered the ripe age of 12
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>tfw supervisor yelled at me again today
>too scared to go back to work tommorow
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>>34411794
Jus don't go, fuck them!
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>>34411794
>supervisor yelled at me again today
Did you fuck up again or was he being a dick?
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This is my biggest fear desu. Any tips for robots on how to handle supervisors yelling at you?
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Why do you get out of bed? For me it's because my body hurts.
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>>34411773
I'm either too hungry or I have to take a shit. Or usually both.
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im cooking for my mom when it is her lunch break
gives me a small feeling of purpose
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I have to go to work or it's 8 a.m, time for breakfast.
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>2017
>he doesn't make his own DIY rice milk
It's actually a pretty good investment. Rice milk that you buy in bottles in the supermarket are expensive as fuck for no reason. If you buy a blender however each back only costs a few cents. And you can even make your own recopies and shit.
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>>34411750
>not just putting rice in your milk
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>>34411813
>buying milk
I'm allergic to casein
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>>34411750
>looked it up
>all you do is blend together rice and water
I don't know what I was expecting.
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Are they the cutest couple?
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What's the appeal
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no cuz they're jewish mayne
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your picture had some mistakes in it
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>job interview tomorrow
What the fuck do I do
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>>34411690
>dad keeps ree'ing at me to quit smoking weed
>ROO HAB STAY CLEAN FOR JOJ
>tell him sure
>only apply for jobs that don't drug test
Just do all that normo, firm handshake, be yourself, etc.. shit.
It's what the interviewer is expecting to hear.
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>>34411724
I'm not prepared though. I met the guy before and even then he already made me uncomfortable. Tomorrow is going to be even worse I have no idea what questions he'll ask me
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nice hand shake, keep eye contact, tell him about r9k...
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Help me out on this robots.
My friends all dont want to spend time with me no more. I found my big brother after 15 years but he too doesent give a fuck about me. same goes for the rest of my family.
My job is a dead end and my hobbys are not bringing me the joy they used to.
Im a permavirgin and will never have a family of my own. I can accept that now but i need something else in my live to stop me from slipping into depression again.
i considered working out and even got the equpment but just realised this is not what i wanted. I really dont feel like im doing this for myself but just becouse i should.
I thought of buying a Guitar and practicing with it since i really admire all these folks on youtube who play all sorts of videogame soundtracks for fun. i sometimes listen to these channels for hours.
Back in school i was pretty good at musicclass but never really considered commiting to one.
Has anyone in here have some advice for me? is it dificult?
Could it help me? Did it help you?
Or is this just another stupid idea that will lead to nothing?
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>>34411673
no one in here plays an instrument?
Or was the OP just TL DR?
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>>34412132
An instrument is fun and making music is great, but don't think it's anything other than a distraction. It won't magically cure depression.
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Look for YouTube channels that can teach you guitar, and buy a tuner I'd you don't have one. Btw UltimateGuitar is your best friend. Just start slow develop good practice routines, then you'll see certain improvement. Play what you like, but know your limits. Trying to play something too difficult will full you with crippling self-doubt. That's as much as I know.
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Disclaimer: Because this isn't that serious, I don't want to go to /adv/ or reddit (I don't take their opinions seriously.)
Assuming you were a chad or stacy, how would you manage all of your social contacts? Maybe back in middle school or elementary it was a bit easier to handle, but as you grew up, you became more and more popular and you couldn't give your time to everyone that wanted it. It was sad not to being able to talk to some people but there was simply no way. Now that you're older, the flood of contacts and messages from friends, acquaintances, people who love you and people who want to get to know you are infinite. How do you maintain these properly?
It can be hard (to space out time to all friends.)
How do you keep touch without hurting everyone?
I hate that social words have to take on natural selection, where people can't be kept in touch with. Is this just a natural part of life? Inevitable? Are people able to manage millions of different people at once? (Not even acquaintances or strangers, I mean just friends and family and etc. no internet anons) I'm at a turning point and super exciting life news is evolving, so I would appreciate any of your opinions! ^^ Thank you! <3
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typo:worlds*
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I would adapt a spaced repetition algorithm to calculate the optimal schedule to contact everyone so that they retain my memory most efficiently.
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>>34411687
I hate people who are calculating. You must be the same autist that started the Friendship 9 petition, right? You're not human and deserve to die.
We're not discussing Anki or the need for anyone to retain another's memory. They remember me well enough - even if I disappear for years at a time. It's just I only have 24 hours in a day and there are infinite numbers of people to get back to. I'm tired of hurting people's feelings and at the same time, not sure how some normies are able to do it (some of my friends are really pro at this lol). Should I just be more coldhearted and cut off the people not my taste (as I had been doing) - but even then, there are too many close friends or people I like / who like me that we need to talk to each other. How the hell do people / normies keep up with everyone on their list without compromising all their other goals / work / life?!
There's some people I don't want to ignore but like.. I have been for a really long time and I feel bad. It's not okay because on FB they can see when you log on messenger (when you last were active) so it's not like ghosting is possible. :( And they're very important to me :( Gah.
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Hey /r9k/, oldfag robot here, and I need your help. Did anyone else save threads from years ago that were by a namefag called "Future Guy" who claimed to be from the future?
The threads were first posted on either /g/ or /v/, and then later on moved to /r9k/. The first thread was posted in October 2008, and the threads started appearing on /r9k/ in January 2009. I'm not sure when the threads ended.
Future Guy claimed he was using quantum entanglement to post from 2093, and later on claimed to be posting from 2097. Robots would ask him questions about the future, and he would weave his answers into a story about his own life. Some things he claimed about the future was that a gay man being elected US president in 2016 caused a Christian uprising/civil war, that everyone lived in domes owned by corporations like Google, Yum!, etc. and that the outside was too hot to inhabit due to climate change, that inhabitants of lunar and martian colonies were genetically engineered to live in said colonies (and that he was married to a Lunarian qt), etc.
I had the threads saved on to my computer at one point, but I lost them somehow. And unfortunately, any archive of the threads were lost when 4chanarchive and chanarchive were also lost.
Besides the threads being really fun and well-written, they were from a time when /r9k/ actually produced great OC. So I would really appreciate it if anyone else from that time could share the threads if they saved them.
Pic related, Future Guy always used this pic in his OP.
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OP here. Someone else had saved all the threads up to January 2009, which is why I had them in the first place. I'm pretty sure Future Guy didn't stop posting in January 2009 though.
But unfortunately, the only thing I have left from my Future Guy folder is an excel file showing the dates when the threads were posted, and what date Future Guy claimed to be posting from. Here's a screenshot.
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>>34411688
I remember this but I don't have anything saved and I doubt many others would have it saved either.
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>>34411942
Yeah I know it's a long shot, but I want to believe someone saved the threads. Like I said, I originally got the threads from some anon (before I lost them). And at least one robot said he saved every thread by him:
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/7121369/#q7121775
Lee Won and the Special Ed story managed to be preserved. I want to believe that someone preserved Future Guy too, and that a crucial piece of /r9k/ history is not lost.
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>be me, decent looking korean american guy
>go to summer camp
>at the time 17 years old virgin
>lose virginity to a 23 year old 5/10 chinese girl because of her fetish for korean guys formed by kpop and kdramas
>do so when drunk and basically unconscious
Does this make me a chad, or was I raped?
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>>34411464
How do you know you did it if you were unconscious at the time?
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nice humble brag thread fucking gook
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>>34411464
Sounds pretty rapey. Maybe you have a half chink son running around somewhere right now.