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>hey! it's our favorite grandson!
>how is school?
>got a job offer?
>meet that special someone yet?
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>>34414994
All my grandparents are dead, and my parents are grandparents, and I'm the weird uncle.
oh the days of being a carefree barely-18 year old with most of my grandparents still alive.
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>tfw feels worse to let down your grandparents than your parents.
They're so sweet and loving. ;_;
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>>34414994
All I have left is my grandmother and I'm still her 'handsome boy' despite being a 32 yr old autistic loser.
Fuck you, mobileshitter.
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Bored? Got time to kill? Do you want to rustle the Jimmies of people who take an online game too seriously? We've got just the task for you.
No matter if you are a master ruseman, a genius at playing strategy games or if you just want to hang out with your fellow channers on a browser game, we need YOU for our great army.
If you have already played Tribal Wars, now is the time to play it at its full potential.
If you are new to the game, we will teach you everything you need to know.
What you can expect from the raid: as many shoes on heads as your heart desires, crying underage faggots, many, many seriously MAD people and lots and lots of epic lulz.
TL;DR Join our raid on a browsergame called Tribal Wars and rustle some Jimmies.
How you can help:
1). Go to en.tribalwars2.com (make sure you are on the internationel server => en. in url)
2). Make your account (if you are on mobile it will direct you to the app. YOU HAVE TO CREATE YOUR ACCOUNT ON THE DESKTOP VERSION FIRST! the mobile version doesn't allow you to choose your spawn location)
3). Realm is Yburg (important!)
4). Start in the South East (important!)
5). Post your username ITT. Make sure it isn't anything really offensive or the faggy mods could ban you. You'll be invited to a tribe afterwards.
6). Follow the tutorial and then do the quests: you'll learn as you play. More difficult questions about the game / the raid will be answered on Discord.
7). Once you've joined the tribe, you will receive an invite to our Discord chat, on which the raid is organised. It's important to be as active as possible on Discord, communication is really important when planning attacks on our enemies and defending each other.
Picture related: it's us.
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joins us and piss normies off!
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This map is from the other server....
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Honestly last time we were in Winterstein and everyone got fucking merked by the eternal Yak clan. There's no point desu this game is ruled by neckbeards far greater than any of you can ever dream of becoming.
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>pepe is now being used by stacies to sell shit and attention whore
Thanks /pol/!
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>>34414903
Idgaf about memes
Seeing good looking women just makes me depressed.
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>>34414930
>Seeing good looking women just makes me depressed.
Same here. I've reached a level of self-loathing where I hate looking at attractive women because it reminds me that I'm not good enough for any kind of companionship (especially theirs)
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I want a shirt of smug pepe taking a swastika shaped shit on wojak
What are some based redpill books? Neet here, might as well gain some smarts while i chill
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Spengler - Decline of the West
Jared Taylor - Racial Consciousness in the 21st Century
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>>34414868
Bump for 14/88s
Wololololo
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>>34414927
Thanks anon
Oggi
>cut myself with knife bad while chopping vegetables
>immediately stop what I'm doing to fap
Why do I have to be into this
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>>34414836
So you got blood on your dick? Gross.
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>Accidentally look into toilet bowl after taking a shit
>immediately stop what I'm doing to fap
It's a hard life, anon
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>>34414879I only got blood on my nipples actually, it felt nice
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Why don't you guys just fuck a SJW?
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>>34414821
Because their vaginas are probably like the sarlacc, plus, I mean fuck, they're usually fugly as shit, dude.
Hahah, and I say that as a virgin autistic faggot.
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They are the ultimate turn off tho
Why don't you go fuck a hippopotamus?
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>>34414821
I'm in the UK, the plague hasn't spread to here yet.
Also, all sex is rape.
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The lips you want to kiss were the same lips that tenderly kissed Chad's cock.
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>>34414781
What's the problem? Obviously I'm not going to kiss his cum if she washes her mouth afterwards.
Only beta virgins are obsessed with this shit.
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>>34414781
that's so hot anon tell me more
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>>34414781
i'm okay with that. my ex girlfriend actually had another boyfriend and he was aware of our situation, i got to do romantic things with her and he got to have sex with her.
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>18 y/o girl
>freshman in college
>major is secondary ed in chem
ama
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Affirmative action strikes again
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>>34414691
>Affirmative action strikes again
Fun Fact: White Females are the #1 demographic that benefits the most from affirmative action
according to the federal government, "woman" is a "protected minority class"
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>>34414678
will you be my gf
orignongo
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"The Beta Uprising is never cancelled, merely postponed." - Anonymous
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>>34414655
Fuck off, beta cuck.
Nobody cares.
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>>34414655
seen this pic three times in the last two days
>its no longer funny anymore
>stop fucking posting it or make another one
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2017 will be our year.
Any other robots here ever suck themselves? I used to be able to suck the whole head, but now I can just lick the tip.
Who needs women when you have your own mouth?
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I practiced it when I was like 14. I was able to suck most of the head but i've become less flexible and can't even reach it anymore
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>tfw constantly dream about sucking myself
>wake up in a pool of cum every time
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>>34414570
Can suck the tip if I bend the right way. Always end up with a headache or neck pain afterwards though. Not really worth it.
Anyone else here write everything's on their mind?
It's relaxing
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when i do that i get deeply disturbed
it's like my mind tilts itself to more depraved ends as i go
writing disgusts me deeply
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>>34414554
I do it once in a while if i'm really getting worked up over something, usually if I have a oneitis. Helps me relax desu
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>>34414650
i know that feel brotienshake
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Is Alex Jones crazy?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N_khFQq7hk
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>>34414534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
Not at all, he only speaks truth.
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was that supposed to cast a bad light on him? he was saying mostly positive, constructive opinions and just acting up to give his words more weight
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>>34414534
His passion is admirable and he speaks the truth.
I have respect for this man
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>be 25yo khv
>read an article about pornography
>they say I shouldn't watch porn or it will lead to erectile dysfunction and having problems with bonding and maintaining mutual respect in my relationship
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Joke's on them, I would have to talk to actually enter a relationship in the first place
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Millennials are so fucked up because they were the generation raised on easily accessible porn.
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>>34414652
OP here, t b h I watched porn early aswell, 3 minutes to download a 20sec low quality porn clip but it was worth it, 3 clips and I already had a nice wank session !
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> tfw no Mary Magdalene to reassure you.
>why live?
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>christian
How about no?
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What denomination are you, op?
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>>34414535
Chatolic, Neocatechumenal to be more precise.
You anon?
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wut changes after one has homsex? specifically bottoming? I legitimately feel liek it would let something inside me loose...
ps...i crossdressed a few times when i was younger and flt amazing. I sometimes imagine being a girl.... i might be trans/sissy. Would homosex let this out?
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>>34414393
Personally, I think it's disrespectful to be a homo.
Disrespectful to oneself.
Since, you know, your mom (female) and dad (male) are responsible for your existence.
To me, it's the equivalent of saying, "I wish I were never born."
You're refusing to give recognition to the miracle of reproduction, which requires a MALE and FEMALE.
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Nothing. It's a spook, a placebo.
You fucked a man, you can still fuck women.
You don't need to tell anyone.
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>>34414393
I opened this thread because the guy on the left looked like Adam Sessler.