>reading The Shining
>become busy with school
>year passes
>no longer busy with school
>want to start reading again
>but it's been so long
Can you jump back into a book after a year, or do you have to start over? The Shining is a long-ass book.
That's up to you, isn't it? I don't think I'd be able to, but I can't even "jump back" into most video games.
I guess you could read a plot synopsis up until where you are and carry on from there?
>>34415500
>I guess you could read a plot synopsis up until where you are and carry on from there?
Dubdubs confirm
>400 pages
>long
You are like a little baby. Reminds me when I read Dreamcatcher for a grade 6 book report and one kid in class got in trouble cause he did his report on an honest to god picture book.
Nofap is a lie.
I used to have a hard time getting it up when I first started having sex, and I though it was because I jerked off all the time so I stopped jerking off as much. It didn't help, turns out my erectile issues was pretty much just stage fright. I was so worried about getting hard that I was psyching myself out and getting a floppy nervous dick.
Now I can jerk off twice a day and still get diamond hard in bed because I'm not a trembling pile of nerves anymore.
TL;DR: Your PP still works, you're just nervous.
>>34415460
>started having sex
GTF >>>/out/
>>34415460
Interesting, so what did you do in order to become more relaxed?
>>34415547
Personally after I got comfortable sexually with one girl I just gradually stopped worrying or thinking about it.
do you think any legitimately intelligent people come here?
i imagine smart people are too busy making money and having real hobbies to post here.
Your second statement is correct
>>34415455
You're not describing smart people, you're just describing well-adjusted people who somehow enjoy being cogs in the capitalist's machine
>>34415455
I could be smarter if I applied myself
No memeing, intelligence is fluid and you have to constantly subject yourself to new stimuli constantly in order to keep your mind blade sharp
Was this anon a hoaxer? I am from reddit and I'm looking for answers
>>34415390
It might just be crunchy peantubutter, but I like to believe it was real
>>34415390
>I am from reddit and
Kill yourself
>>34415471
>crunchy peantubutter
you are fucking retarded
Every robot who posts their dick here gets a free GBP from me. Maybe I'll even give two GBPs if your cock is nice enough to get my panties wet.
Enoy, "femanon"
blx
>>34415353
>nice enough to get my panties wet.
Did you borrow your sister's, you faggot?
>>34415353
Well I'll be in this thread waiting for good dick pics. Thank you femanon.
SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEEEEEE!
YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BEEEEE!
A CHEAP FUCK FOR ME TO LAYYYYY!
SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEEEEEE!
>>34415321
GOT THE LIFE GOT THE LIFE
GOTH LIFE GOTHIC LIFE
GOTHT EH LIGHT
GOTH THE LIGHT
GOT THE LITE
GOTH THE LIFE
GOTH DELIGHT
Never even listened to that band, looked up the lyric
If im listening to edgy music i prefer the vocals to be a bit grittier than this
>>34415348
TOO MANY PUPPIES
IM BEING SHOCKED IN THE DARK!
so after trump accomplishes everything he said he'd do in the first month, what is he going to do for the remainder of his term?
>>34415320
He is going to have to face a threat much greater than brown men coming to his country to mow lawns and serve tacos.they are coming
>deport all NEET's to mexico
>take away women's rights to vote
>ban interracial pornography
etc etc
>>34415360
>implying the bogs didn't put trump in the office
Dinner and Drinks at Spoons Edition
Where do I find a nice boyfriend to settle down with?
KAREN POSTER STATUS: SHOOK
POST YOUR WAIFUS WHITE BOIS
keep doing hot smelly eggy farts, lads
>tfw no liberal revolutionary gf
Where's the cookie?
>>34415128
who is this?
i don't know
>>34415128
>"read nietzche and then ull understand truth"
redpilled stories?
>be 64 inch tall dark triad Alpha
>Friday night
>gonna hit up the
>club
>peacocking in my full-body wetsuit, 10-gallon hat and bowling shoes
>bouncer so intimidated by my confidence he laughs
>survey the dance floor
>it's populated by HBs dancing with orbiter incels
>go to bar
>order the most expensive brew on tap to display higher value
>take my drink to the dancefloor and beermog the incels with my superior beverage choice
>approach sloot
>ayy bby.jpeg
>she activates bitch shield.exe
>go to call her out on her degenerate attitude but slip due to lack of traction on bowling shoes
>she ends up covered in beer
>tries to shut me down despite this obvious kino escalation
>bitch was post-wall and I was just toying with her
anyone else shut down any post-wall cock carousels?
>>34415126
>RedPillers honestly believe anyone can become a Chad if they just lift and put on nice clothes
Fucking redditors will never swallow the black pill
>be me at 16
>female
>go on sites like 4chan out of morbid curiosity
>discover most men harbour if not hatred then at least disrespect towards women
>swear off men (bisexual)
>discover how great lesbian sex is
>become a pretty feminine lesbian that every gay woman wants because they're mostly sad butch dykes with penis envy who jump at a pretty face and skirt
>bascially lesbian Chad
>get as much pussy as I want
>treat them like shit because they're all SJW feminists and won't call me out because I'm a woman
>never look back
Honestly, the red pill was the best thing I ever discovered.
>>34415155
>implying you can't
am i the only one here that doesnt care about getting laid or getting a girlfriend? it seems pointless and uncomfortable. i dobt teally know why i come here probably because after work and on weekends i stay bored
well i don't want a girlfriend because i'm a faggot but i also don't care to get a boyfriend or have homosex
i don't really give a shit about anything anymore really
probably most people are call themselves incels ffs
IDK AND IDC YOOOOO
>everyone at work finds out you got friend-zoned by a female employee
You can still salvage this situation if you kill them all.
>>34415040
THIS IS WHY I always say 'don't shit where you eat' when you cucks ask "uhhh duhhh should I ask out this girl I work with". You get tricked into embarrassing yourself by all the failed chads on here and you end up working at a place where all your coworkers laugh at you behind your back.
I date raped a girl that later became my boss.
who else /kinky/ here?
>>34415018
this makes me want to throw out my ball gag.
>ball gags
>not ring gags
I have never understood this.
>>34415061
That was my initial feeling too. Why do gross people have to like the same things as me?
All Hail Elliot Rodger. The true alpha male.
>True alpha
>Mass shooter
You know mass shooter are the equivalent to premature ejaculation
>>34415039
Elliot stabbed more people than he shot.
>>34415004
Fuck Elliot, Oscar is our new true alpha male and soon to be mass shooter.
>have ingrown toenail about 4 years ago
>gets permanently removed, originally hated it
>grow to like it, incredibly comfy, hygenic just all round better
>tfw going to the doctors to get my other healthy big toenail permanently removed
Who else /human enhancement/ here?
My toenails have always annoyed me. They're total jam magnets and they ruin socks and they look weird; but I'd probably look weirder without them
>>34414995
you can get your toenails removed permanently?
>>34415106
Did you think they would just grow back after they've been ripped out by the roots?