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>implying /b/ doesn't exist

Weak bait, my dude.

Left leaning people are scum and shut people down for expressing different views like you are trying to do. It's good that you got beat at your own game.

>>34416432
>still be a left leaning progressive website

Go back to tumblr if you're here for
>muh lihberuhl guvurmint

>working harder than you need to for minimum wage

You sure showed us haha :p

You're doing 100% of the work for 0.000000001% of the profit. Good deal.

You enjoy your job, are good at it, and your boss is actually a nice person. You just got lucky.

>>34416307
When i haven't fapped for a few hours i get on nsfw boards such as /b/ or /gif/.

When i fapped recently i get on sfw boards.

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>>34416307
>>i can only post pics of my waifu in /tv/
I bet she's some disgusting 3D shit anyway

>>34416392
She is indeed 3D and she's a loving, smart, sophisticated angel

Why do you hate on 3D so much?

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I collect japanese poseable figures and (very rarely) take pictures of them

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>>34416306
I like invented languages and surrealist writing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ascwma3EKn

>>34416335
good picture
>>34416355
idk whats going on but it sounds like violent j from icp

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>>34416270
>tfw will never have a qt brunette gf that smugs at me on the regular

>>34416270
You wasted your time and would've been better off just posting Rose.

>>34416358
the first girl is way hotter than rose

>>34416256
Then go out and find one faggot, or pay a whore you dipshit

>>34416305
I have been doing that for 11 years now with no succes, and my total bank balance is literally 20 euros IT'S NOT THAT FUCKIGN EASY OR I WOUDL HAVE FUCKIGN DONE IT DUMBFUCK

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This must be bait or a mod holy shit

I refuse to believe this is real

Fuck off lad

Why would he want to sleep on the floor? That wouldn't be comfortable.

>>34416218
you're a terrible friend, lad
that is if you're actually friends with the person
if not, fuck em

>>34416192
ik that feel, with a grandpa i knew and another that i didnt.

>>34416192
i posted this another thread, but ill post it here too

>parents make me join this hardcore wilderness survival group, niggas are basically wilderness survival military type shit
>have to miss every break from school to go to wilderness and hike for days on end
>end up being molested in group (shock shock), ironically its by another kid two years older. too mch of a pussy to tell anyone
>dad is constantly away on business to pay for my siblings and moms stupid shit (they seemingly get whatever they want)
>dad is super depressed and lonely when hes gone, when hes home hes always busy being nagged
>find out my mom is cheating on him, she guilts me into never telling him
>i am destroyed by guilt constantly for never telling him, but by now it feels too late
>finally find a girl i like, helps take shit off my mind
>long story short, i fcked her over in a teenage boy moment by stopping talking with her, so later down the line when we reconnect she cucks me for a guy whos bullied me for years
>i cant even express how angry i am, makes it worse bc she makes me keep it a secret
>feel constant feelings like im crazy, losing empathy with normies and gaining it for fringe people
>constantly feel paranoid
>cant even relate to anyone near me spare for a few friends
>try and talk to a teacher about it, they think im joking and laugh at me
>try and tell a "friend", they end up laughing too
>cant even express how i feel or the shit im seeing and hearing, that I KNOW cant be there
>people at school now think im crazy and dangerous bc i believe in a few conspiracy theories
>totally fucking alienated by world at large

so yea, basically ive been ruining my life by being too much of a pussy to just say how im feeling and tell people whats happened, but any time i do im even more alienated
although, still could be worse

>>34416192
>have gf of 2 years
>relationship is shitty
>she introduces me to friend
>makes me hang out with said friend and her
>end up talking to her about common interests
>gf gets angry although she talks to other guys
>gf friend confronts gf with messages, gf lies saying I wanted to fuck her and that I admitted that
>gf lies to me saying she tried to lie
>tfw a year later still in this relationship
>I can't sleep without seeing her friend in my dreams even though part of me hates her

Just end my life now

>>34416190
> I love you
> Please don't leave me
> I need you here with me
> Thinking of you...
> Wish you were here right now

And
> DON'T WASTE YOR TOIME ON MEEE YOU'RE AWWWRREADYY THA VOIICE INSOIIDDEE MOOIII MOIIIND

>>34416227
> that last one
Kek. Thanks anon, I needed a good laugh

Orignakaolso

>>34416227
it's worse when they say all these things to you and don't really mean it

okay concept, bad execution

Should be shopped to lifelike size

>>34416182
I dont know how to edit, can you do it for me?

>>34416197
upload the template and I'll cook something up

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>add 54m50n on Steam
>Never responds to my messages
Fucking k-kike ;_;

>playing PC

I don't get why /r9k/ worships him. Sure he's unattractive and life hasn't treated him the best, but he's no robot.

>>34416150
how to get paypal to bitcoin?

>>34416231
What do you mean?

origineuitjha

>>34416150
I would do that but I lost my $10 worth of bitcoins I got from faucets. How the fuck do I get more - start drawing furry porn or something?

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>>34416143
>Hey!

no hope

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>>34416166
I tried to keep my autismo from seeping out but even then I fail at that

>>34416236
just talk like a normal human being, not an overenthusiastic beta bitch

>>34416124
That's a lot of money where I live

what's the gig? in LA too

god I wish I had a teen-looking stacy gf

>>34416120
lt was my dick

>>34416126
No, it was my dick!

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It was a centipede