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>>34417027
Well i'm on r9k and so are you. Should we both fuck? What? You don't like me? Well fuck you too.

>>34417086
somebodys le triggered

>>34417086
i dont see the correlation, sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_3DBDh8OWA&t=3s

>>34416962
And in the real world, most people don't really think about gender politics at all.

>>34416962
>Women view men as a fashion accessories
stopped reading right there, saged, reported, mentally executed.

>moved in with older ex gf
>lived with her completely for free for 4 and half years
>she worked this entire time, i been NEET the whole fucking time
>got drunk, high, played vidya and dicked about online while she was working
>could count the times i went outside with her on both my hands

Now fuck off and get some ACTUAL, REAL life experiences before you shit up this board with your autismo theories.

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Male circumcision is positive, and everyone should do it. Foreskin is for cucks.

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Yughhhhuoooooo

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>>34416923
>tfw foreskin doesn't fit over penis
I've tried stretching but it only helped so much, but I don't want to get circumcisied either

Wat do robots

>>34416916
because I have good eyes

it's uncomfortable and makes my eyes red and itchy

also what does it matter if you never go anywhere but work and the grocery store

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>>34416916
Because google makes my maxillary prognathism less visible and lenses are shit and may be unhealthy if you are unlucky

Say "can I be your bf?"

>>34416915
>having women to talk to

Die normal fag

>>34416915
"But you said you would do literally anything, and I love you"

while i was writing this i realized it isnt as impressive as i remember
>riding bus home
>michael fucking conrad always plays his shitty rap music
>best part is, he thinks hes black but hes actually mexican
anyway, one day:
>been waiting for 3 days to successfully pair with his speaker
>finally connect
>full blast
>BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

>>34416886
That's actually really funny, anon

>>34416886
>bill nye
>not
>IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO ear rape

No. You'll just start spasming, screaming, and someone nearby will inevitable call the hospital.

I would know. I tried it.

>>34416845
What if mixed with alcohol?

Oregnalio

>>34416817
who's that?

lokos like a vid

i think and have always thought people who post memes on facebook or any other social media platform just have no idea what the memes even mean and they're just posting because "hehe so random and funny lol"

Why does it matter? Who gives a shit fuck you

>>34416792
we do not own memes

How do you feel about normies using the english language? Ree.

literally because women are hardwired to be attracted to men that are in relationships
it shows them that you are a viable mate

>>34416768
It's because women are hard-wired to be evil.

>>34416809
men work the same way. There is this qt girl at work that every guy likes.

she's 6/10 at best, but in a sea of 1/10's, she attracts so many eyes, which makes her even more attractive.

>>34416767
U L8 br0

>>34416767
you know, you just might be gay anon.

do you like trap porn?

They are visually gross but they feel great when your pepe enters one

>>34416721
Wooooo its an adventure

>>34416721
how many does it take for you to get drunk?

how many to black out?

for me i'll be drunk after 2 if i drink them in an hour. blacked out after 4, consumed in less than 3 hours

>>34416721
that feel when they changed the age you can buy cigs from 18 to 21 in california for no fucking reason

>>34416670
>Where?
Home in Washington state.
>Doing what?
Making love to my qt wife in our loft.
>Time of day?
Early afternoon.
>Setting/weather?
Sunny outside
>Foods/drinks?
Cheap wine on the nightstand.

>>34416670

>where
here
>doing what
watching random docus
>time of day
night
>setting/weather
rainy
>foods/drinks
more beer and meat

>>34416670
>Where?
Seattle
>Doing what?
Chilling
>Time of day?
Afternoon
>Setting/weather?
Raining
>Foods/drinks?
Drinking tea

>>34416669
The most comfy way to go is in old age, surrounded by your loved ones, and being happy with your life after having been successful and completed your life goals.

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Well, instead of making a new thread I'll ask my question here.

When i try to hang myself via partial suspension I feel like my head is gonna explode and my eyes hurt like hell and I don't loss consciousness.. Why?

I'm aiming for the carotid arteries btw

>>34416669
no
it's a gamble on whether your neck breaks or you suffocate to death

>>34416571
Marry a beautiful Asian women and have qt hapa daughters? Yes, that's what I was thinking.

>>34416600
How about I fucking slash your throat if I ever hear you talk about my plate again.
Fucking faggot.

That middle plate better be strawberries, celery and peanut butter.
If it isn't then why the fuck even go through the effort of having blackberries and raspberries?

Low-energy snack platters are simply unacceptable.
I'm mad.

>>34416507
I only sleep naked if someone asks me to

318,450,548

None of those want anything to do with you

>>34416521
Can you please sleep naked?

Thx bb