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Wagie, what are you still doing up, you know you can't slave away properly when you're tired. Now get your ass into bed, or Mr Shekelstein will have your head
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>>34417579
I can't go to sleep
I work from 11pm to 5am ;;
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>>34417619
Well then, lay off the energy drinks
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>>34417619
tfw 11 to 730
whats yur job would rather only work til 5
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If you could go back in time and kill someone, who would you?Bonus points if you don't say hitler
>I would kill issac newton
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>>34417578
Why would you kill Isaac Newton. Also, if I could go back in time and kill someone, I would refuse to do so. If I had to, however, I would kill some random Redcoat in the Revolutionary War, just for the pleasure of killing one of the cunts..
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>>34417611
Pic related is why. Fuck that faggot
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Alonzo Church, maybe.
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>they only want you when you're 17
>when you're 21 you're no fun
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>>34417500
Add me on skype Nathan.hall106 please
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>>34417568
>Add me on skype Nathan.hall106 please
added
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>>34417769
You did not add me
Wtf?!?!?!
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>tfw dumb completely worthless NEET with a GED
>tfw Wal Mart didn't even call back
>tfw too old to join the military
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>>34417413
>tfw too old to join the military
How fucking old are you?
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At least you weren't convicted of rape, so fuck off.
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>>34418195
Aggressive ass nigga over here tryna tell everyone bout his rape case.
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Why aren't you in a fight gym yet? It's certainly a robot sport.
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it would literally kill me
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Psh, so uncivilized
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>>34417382
What the fuck is "brazilian jiu jitsu"? I've seen this term multiples times but since when did brazilians create a valid martial art and why is it so popular? I thought they only played around with monkey shit like capoeira.
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I hate 93% of the threads here.
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As do I, friend. A whole bunch of meaningless drivel is all that lies here.
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I hate 93% of everything.
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I hate 96% of threads here.
Tags are the usual
Pls join :(
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TORONTO GIRL I DIDNT MEAN TO DISCONNECT MY COMPUTER SHIT ITSELF
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>>34417398
SEB, if you see this, add my skype :^(
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You both like /r9k/.
Stranger: r u grill
You: no r u
Stranger has disconnected.
this shit is turning into regular omegle. how lame.
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This man in the picture is named Oscar
He adds girls off of /r9k/ on skype and discord to try and get into relationships with. He looks specifically for mentally ill NEET girls.
He will ask to be your boyfriend and tell you he is a virgin beta robot - he will flatter you and lovebomb you and spend all his time paying attention.
Then when you finally agree to his advances, he will pressure you for nudes. When you finally share nudes or become sexual with him, he will use them to blackmail you. Perhaps he will dox you and threaten your family. Or threaten to post them on r9k. And if you block/delete/cease contacting him? He will post them on r9k or send them to his friends, where they will laugh at you.
The sickest part is? He is doing this with over 50+ other girls at a time. He is a 26 year old NEET who lives with his mom, and he spends all his time trolling 4chan, r9k, soc to add mentally ill girls to manipulate. He has over 12 skype accounts and changes them all the time.
His hobbies include:
>bladee
>sadboys shit
>sweden
>russian shit
>drugs (mdma, lsd, meth, ecstasy)
>clubbing
>DOTA (over 8000 hours)
>PoE
>really bad anime (steins;gate for example)
If you add someone off of 4chan, make sure to ask for a timestamped picture and voice verification to make sure it is NOT OSCAR!
Oscar is a fucking loser who will groom you, abuse you and use you for validation - before chucking you like rotten meat and laughing at you with his friends.
Tread lightly.
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>>34417263
Another "fembot" thread.
Who cares if roasties fall for it and get abused?
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>>34417263
But will he actually be my bf?
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>>34417263
>really bad anime (steins;gate for example)
I will fucking fight you irl 1vs1 no items.
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Why won't ragnarok fucking start already?
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It already happened, it was called the Christianization of Scandinavia
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>>34417527
>christianity boogeyman
can atheists go one fucking day in their life without blaming christianity? wake up late, christs fault. stub your toe, damnit this is because people believe in jesus. girl you like bangs someone else, all women are lying whores because you dont think mary was a virgin. seriously everything with you fucking people comes back to religion it's like democrats blaming republicans or vice versa. grow the fuck up and stop blaming all your problems on what you consider an imaginary friend people have. oh this fadora color looks terrible on me, this must because bob in the next town went to church to worship an imaginary super power if god was real i'd look good in a fedora waaah wah wah
god damnit why won't the apocalypse start already it'd be way better than listening to cringey atheists, i bet they'd blame the end of time on christians too
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>>34417166
>getting the small wing upgrade in death worm
pleb detected
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Why isn't transitioning considered the final redpill?
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Why are you spamming your propaganda here you fucking Jew?
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It only works if you're an ubertwink to begin with. I'd be a hideous monster if I transitioned, as would most men.
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>>34417134
because society will never accept trannies
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i drank 40 clonazepams yesterday an half a bottle of jack. why did i not die?
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>>34417112
Benzos are shit for ODing
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>>34417203
well, there goes my suicide plan
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>>34417112
drinking 60 now and rum
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>tfw he's cute but the sex is lame af
>tfw no one to share this feel with on /r9k/ so why am i even trying
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Into the hide it goes ;)
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Why is it lame.
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>>34417110
I'll give you good sex femanon
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ITT:We post things to improve autistics quality of life
Keep your nails trimmed
Lift (Ignore naysayers)
Shampoo is for cucks
Dont use deodorant or body spray. Its for cucks also. Bio-psyche professor said use milk of magnesia or other home subsitutes.
Invest in a bidet. You can clear out tons of feces from your rectum, youll feel healthier, decrease your chances of developing different types of cancer and lowers acne and stress. Also removes fecal matter and bacteria more effictivley than toilet paper and you wont use moist wipes that have chemicals that kill you if you ingested them.
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Also remember that OP is a faggot
And wash behind your ears
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http://www.covenanteyes.com/
http://www.taghelpline.org/
https://www.google.com/#q=guard+your+eyes
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/images-onoff/nfmlhilnjccdggifdbhnhkffmjgalbgg?hl=en
https://www.google.com/#q=adblockplus
https://www.google.com/#q=your+brain+on+porn
No-fap/porn support here. Its the only way Anon.
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Turn your life into a living joke willingly so that way it feels like everyone's laughing with you, not at you.
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go and hug your sister! post results!
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Reminder that even if you delete your post, it's still saved on the archive.
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>>34417094
Oh boy, who this?
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tfw you'll never have a sister to hug
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If a gay guy wanted to give you a blowjob would you have taken up the offer? I had someone offer a while ago, should I have accepted?
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>>34417031
Yes
Gays have dicks so they know what feels good and what doesn't
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>>34417053
My ex-gf never gave my blowjobs. Maybe I should ask the guy if he still wants to...
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>>34417031
Pros: You get your dick sucked
Cons: shits gay dude.