Were you always fucked up?
Also, would you buy this shirt?
>would you buy this shirt
I know everybody here is a faggot, but come on now OP you're really taking the cake.
No but I'd wear these.
>>34419090
Yo, I have the male succubus one. I jerk off on it all the time.
It's basically my cum rag.
It's impossible to get a gf if you're physically unattractive. No amounts of money, power, education or personality will help.
you're tampa, anon? waddup homie
>>34419052
This guy will tell you how wrong you are as he and his wife and child laugh at you
>>34419052
so i herd
u can get gf
but you need a money
only for 1 or two hour depend on money, like trial gf
then if you like and u are lot of money, u can keep gf for almost forever
as long as money come in, pussy can be come in too
This is the only joy in my life.
Fuck you and your shitty card game
Out of the way, faggots. Some real hard hittin shit comin thru
>>34419036
I want to play this game but i don't have any friends
Anyone else trying to lose it tho?
>>34418997
>tfw just ate a coconut cream pie as a reward for doing well today
FeeIs good man
>tfw 5'6" 160 pounds
OP I'm stealing that image
Also your cake
Would you consider this the ideal female body to achieve?
Nope, too fat
>>34418964
>to achieve
jump in an oven or off a bridge, faggot
>>34418964
breeding materialH I G H T E S T
Anyone here from Chicago? Reporting from Pilsen
>be from Pilsen
>not Czech Republic
Weigleyville reporting in
>>34419300
>Wrigleyville
Fucking phone
>deaf mute
>wheelchair bound
>can't be a robot because I'm female...
>has an excuse not to talk to normies
>has a chair with wheels
I have to talk to normies AND my chair doesn't have wheels. Fuck off you privileged bitch.
Whatever Helen Keller I'm sure you could find 100+ dudes who would bag you in a heart beat.
>>34418954
>Helen Keller
I'm not blind you fucker
>coworker tells me that she uses adderall every single day because she has ADHD
>she shares one with me
>spend the next 10 hours typing like a madman completing three times as much work as usual
>feel confident and positive all day long
>end up talking to everyone in the office socially and making them all laugh
>everyone likes me more now
Adderall is the solution friends.How do I get a prescription?
>>34418908
ease into adderall otherwise you will more likely than not get heart palpitations from using it. getting a prescription is tricky, i usually just buy it off my friend who has one.
youre literally taking amphetamines
realize and come to terms that becoming a regular user of adderal makes you no better than a smoked out methhead
dont get memed by the jew
Is this bait? I have ADHD and it fucking ruins me. Need a solution.
>atheists think this happend by accident
>christians think this world was created by an all-loving God that cares about suffering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcnH_TOqi3I
>>34418939
God loves us all and cares about our souls :)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ad_1344820039
>>34418887
Oh boy, it's this thread again. I can't wait to see this board cluttered with same stupid aurgument again
I JUST WENT TO A GIRL'S APARTMENT FOR 8 HOURS
WE DID EVERYTHING SEXUAL I COULD EVEN THINK OF, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD EVER EVEN CONCEIVE TO DO WITH A HUMAN WOMAN SEXUALLY, AND I HAVE SOME OBSERVATIONS
>OBSERVATION #1
WOMEN ARE FUCKING POINTLESS WORTHLESS GARBAGE. YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS, BUT YOU KNOW HOW YOU THINK "WELL, THAT MAY BE TRUE, BUT I STILL NEED THEM TO SCRATCH THE SEXUAL ITCH!' NO! THEY DON'T EVEN SCRATCH IT! IT WAS INCREDIBLY DISAPPOINTING AND I FEEL NO DIFFERENT THAN IF I HAD JERKED OFF
>OBSERVATION #2
ON THE WAY HOME FROM LITERALLY TONGUING HER ASSHOLE AND COMING SEVERAL TIMES, I SAW ANOTHER GIRL'S ASS AND I IMMEDIATELY WANTED TO TONGUE IT AND COME SEVERAL TIMES. THE CRAVING IS ETERNAL. IT CANNOT BE STOPPED.
>CONCLUSION
WOMEN ARE MEME. YOU THINK YOU UNDRSTAND THIS BUT YOU DON'T. YOU THINK THEY SUCK BUT YOU NEED THEM FOR SEX LUST. SEX LUST NEVER GOES AWAY!!! CANNOT STOP IT, MUST LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT OR DEFEAT IT IN SOME OTHER WAY, HAVING SEX DOES NOTHING, I AM STILL HORNY AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED
>>34418853
seems like it went well!
>>34418853
welcome to the club. this is called "life" and you are free to live it as long as you like
>>34418853
Your first step in embracing degeneracy is to admit you are a degenerate
Alrighty robots. I just need to get this off of my chest
>be at school, still recovering from a bad breakup
>with a girl for two years, and not even 3 weeks after she's dating some other guy who's more beta than I am
>then I see this girl
>I've known her for a while
>used to have a crush on her when I was younger, and she did me, but I was too beta to admit it
>thought she wasn't attracted to me at all
>but I decide fuck it, I'm gonna profess how I felt
>I tell her, and the biggest smile on her face I've ever seen pops up
>she practically tackles me, I fall and she ends up straddling me, all in the view of my bitch ex
>I kiss her, and I tell her how much Ive wanted to do that
>my crush responds "God anon, I want to do the same but we're in public"
>she gets a look in her eyes
>fuckit.exe
>she leans in to kiss me
And that's when I woke up...
Back to this dreary reality...
Why can't I have one good day anymore?
>>34418839
>why can't I have one good day
unattainable, unrealistic, Hollywood-based expectations?
Go socialize, learn about the world, and have a full life. Jesus dude. Get off the internet for a while.
>>34418889
you didn't answer his question. we spend our entire lives, some of us, without a single good day. i know we don't "deserve" a good day just because we exist but goddamn. how many people could be so much better and contribute so much more if they just had one good day.
>>34418839
FUCKING HELL OP. WHY MAKE ME FEEL THIS FEEL. NOT AGAIN.
IVE HAD IT TOO MANY TIMES.
But seriously, I've had this feel multiple times man, I share that shit with you. Don't worry OP, just keep your mind away from it. It'll be fineit'll be fine
How do I stop playing video games all day every day when I fucking love playing video games all day every day
>>34418788
burn yourself out like everyone else or go pro in something
I wish I was like you.
I play video games every day but I don't enjoy it at all. I don't enjoy anything.
>>34418788
If you love it so much why stop? If it makes you happy do it.
>tfw you will never be the minority gender in russia
They were killed off by communism
been there, was still invisible if not a chad
if Russian men all look ugly to westerners, does that mean western men look ugly to Russians?
is it true at fapping accelerates male pattern baldness?
i might stop fapping to keep my hair honestly
Bump, good question
>>34418756
Nope, I am in my early 30s with a full head of hair and I jerk it 4-7 times a day.
>>34418944
are you feminine? probably have really low test
Which version of SimCity is best and why?
What other sim games do you enjoy?
The first one was the only one I played more than a few hours. Sim games aren't for me it seems.
fucking tropico is way better
>>34418765
Some people find them boring. What kind of games do you prefer?
>>34418897
Why is it better?