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>>34419442
>tfw your manager is a blue hedgehog

lol people lmao

>Get new job
>Everyone smiles and greets me for the first week or two
>Now nobody even acknowledges me
Feels hmm

>>34419440
you need to study

>>34419440
you go to college to be an AMT

Become a plumber

>>34419432
georgia, why do you ask

>>34419432
Fuck off Aurora.

>>34419432
Reporting from Maryland as well. Outskirts of Baltimore

No emoji, therefore she's not interested.

Just bail OP, girls like that will just jerk you around until they get bored.

>>34419485
>>34419520
Ignore them
You've come this far, might as well go for it now

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This woman expects men to pay her upwards to 10k a month just to hear her talking. Cause she is such an amazing woman. You betas should pay to be near her.

>>34419421
Whats with the wedding dress photo ahaha

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Got some extra cash laying around? Why not give it to this mother? For a couple of hundreds you get to push her stroller for a walk at the park.

Looks like exoplasma

That's the magnitude of 2 or 3 guys cumming the same woman and having her smear the cum all over her chest and belly.

OR

It's one guy who hasn't had an orgasm all week and she's so good at sex/handjobs that she knows how to make a guy have multiple orgasms.

>>34419439
spooky
origi

>>34419383
I'm ZIA :-D

>>34419383
Because turks exist

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He's too good for this world, don't bring gondola into this!

>8/10 male
>have to settle for 3/10 female

>obese woman
>has 5 ripped athletic fwbs and 3 average bfs

>>34419361
>6/10 male
>can get 8/10 male if I wear a pretty dress

>>34419357
Do what you're good at but keep your passion projects moving on the side.

This is a pretty hard one to answer in all honesty.

A degree in more or less anything will increase your future earnings. Don't listen to people that talk about "shit tier" majors and all that. If you study art you aren't doomed to live out on the streets for your entire life. But it's very likely that you're going make a way less than if you had ended up studying something else. You have to acknowledge that fact and make a decision. Don't consider the possibility that you make a lot of money on your art. That possibility does exist, but the simple fact is it's very remote. That's just the truth. Accept that if you study some form of art you will spend your life with less money than if you went to law school. A lot less. I'm not saying that you shouldn't still do it. You just need to be honest with yourself.

If you really do want to take the plunge then I would recommend that you consider pursuing your field of study all the way to a M.F.A or a PhD. Being a professor will afford you a lot of luxury to pursue your art as well as a decent quality of life.

Another piece of advice. If you do decide to get a J.D., don't follow the usual practice and get a b.a. in history before going to law school. Get your undergraduate degree in economics. There's a lot of demand in corporate law for lawyers that understand economics.

I just wanked twice in a row and I'm at work so.. yeah. But uh, my life has been a great success relative to before so if you have a specific problem I might can help. How old are you?

>>34419384
20 and i havent been on date in 4 years. my school is like 70-30 men. feelsawefulman

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>>34419466

I didn't go on a date til I was 21 so I wouldn't feel too bad. I did luck out and fuck a drunk chick at 18, but I managed to slide the condom off and push it in her so most of the time I just watched as she pushed it out.

In seriousness, there is a short book called The Way of the Superior Man. You can read it online. It really changed how I thought about myself and it's not spiritual gumbo or weird "red pilled" misogyny, it's just straight up what women want and actually what you want too. It's not a quick fix but what is?

I don't think about lgbt. Go away, please.

>>34419256
>they have faggot shit there, too, on the faggot board, for faggots
so then why are they choosing to spam their mutant vagpenis shit here?

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>>34419256
day of the zapper when

>>34419190
People as bad as chris chan will not reproduce.

Autistic people will always be born because normal people have a small chance of producing autistic people, neither solution is valid.

The correct solution is artificial genetic manipulation / engineering

I believe that people with an IQ below 100 should be slowly unable to reproduce.
The only acception I would make is if the person can think >logically< and doesnt act like a rampant fool like many extremists do.
People born with disabilities? Kill most of them, except some simple things like asthma which isn't too bad unless it's a severe case of it, and I mean like very severe.

No, but we should do something about the "movements" that prey on the easily-led, like transgenderism.

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No sir this is not what I enjoy on this board no sir REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34419131
I don't understand this, and I don't know why but it makes me feel lonely.

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>>34419131
Any more of that girl? She's hot as fuck.

eh

doesn't feel good I guess

>>34419125
A real robot wouldn't care.

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I love myself, that's enough.

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Also I kicked a bin on the way home and now my foot really hurts

think as you like, behave like the others

come on, robot

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>>34419177
I know its bad but I wish I had lied so badly now. I mentioned to a feminist English girl before that I voted Leave and she disagreed but kissed me anyway, thought it would work again. I'm fucking done with European girls.