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I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
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this board needs more posts like this. godspeed anon, you made my night
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>>34419920
chuckled senpai, good job
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>>34419920
My towns name is Ajax
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>always pretended to be a normie
>if anyone asked me if I watch anime, I'd laugh and say I'd seen some Naruto as a kid
>if someone makes a reference to an anime I don't react
>my normie friend buy it
>be in school
>notice my ipod is missing at lunchtime
>ohfuck.jpg
>check my first period, then second period
>turns out I dropped it in fourth, or choir
>"H-have you seen a small blue iPod around here?"
>"Oh yeah Daniel found it on the floor, here you go."
>the last song that was playing's album cover is pic related
>killmenow.bat
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>>34419919
you have to be 18+ to post on this site.bloxxblooxxxx
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>>34419919
who the fuck cares
kill yourself, faggot
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>>34420029
>ipod
not op but this must be an older story
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is anyone else /regrettingtrump/ here? I'm starting to feel like I got conned..
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>tfw voted for jill
>tfw people tried to tell me i was throwing my vote away
>tfw same people didn't even bother voting but are complaining about the results
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I didn't vote but I live in Indiana and I'm a democrat so my vote wouldn't have mattered regardless
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>>34419934
well then you're both stupid
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>be 22yo me
>5'6
>112 pounds
>want to gain weight but have a hard time eating
>overeating makes me immediately nauseous
>have been the same weight since literally 9th grade
as a man this fucking sucks. I have the body of a fucking teenager. At least fat people can gain muscle with a bit of effort.
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>>34419830
What are you eating? How much are you trying to eat? You can't just stuff yourself with whatever trash you usually eat, bulking takes more effort than that.
People who get fat accidentally do so over the course of years. If you're bulking, you eat 500 more calories per day than it takes to sustain your body weight. You don't overeat in single sessions like ordering twice as much food as you usually do.
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The feel when no jeans ever fit and they just hang down low like a nigger
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>>34419927
Ugh. This. I finally found a pair that fits, though...
5'10 and 106lbs here.
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AM I REALLY THAT FUCKING UGLY THAT NO GUY WANTS ME? IS MY NOSE REALLY SO FUCKING HUGE THAT THEY CAN'T LOOK PAST IT?
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>i took a pic from /soc/ and now im going to bait r9k: the post
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>>34419741
your nose is fine. you're not bad looking. is it something else?
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>>34419741
Go back to jewbook
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so im going to try prostate masterbaiting yonight
what am i in for
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>>34419740
>what am i in for
Being a stupid faggot
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Why don't you masturbate with this?
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>>34419810
i will actually
saved for later
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>tfw you will never be him
End it all.
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>>34419711
This guy was ahead of his time in looks.
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>>34420485
he looks like a marlon brando+james franco love child
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>>34419711
You mean gay, and Brandos twink boy? Nah homie
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>tfw no publix gf
(bad feel)
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>>34419708
>tfw no con cgl gf
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>tfw not Floridian and will never experience the fabled Publix sub
Feels bad man
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>>34419774
that feel is ok
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I'm going to start hitting women. I'm curious to see how this changes things.
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>>34419652
That's a good way to get your ass beat by her male family members.
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>>34419688
Bitch won't say shit.
Otiginal
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>>34419652
What are you going to do? Just walk around and punch women? Good luck with that.
It's not like one will date you long enough to abuse anyway
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>when you tell yourself girls are just a meme and just a distraction from worthwhile pursuits and you feel alright but then you see a .gif/.webm that reminds you how good it must feel to get the succ
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it feels even better than when you imagine it
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>>34419618
The webbing under the head of my penis is damaged so this actually hurts to watch
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>>34419618
The succ is even better when you get it from another boi desu
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>tfw no homicidal psychopath gf
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5888c620e4b0b481c76c2ef9
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>>34419590
Don't stick your penis in crazy.
Not worth it, especially when crazy looks all homely and FAS-ish. Hopefully she gets a taste of her own medicine
>tfw no law-abiding, morally upright lady justice gf
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>>34419832
FUCK OFF NORMIE!!!
READ SOME FUCKING NIETZSCHE, BITCH!!
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>>34419925
>READ SOME FUCKING NIETZSCHE
i think i must have missed the chapter about randomly stabbing people for fun.
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Give it to me straight.
Is 5'9 an acceptable height for an 18 year old male?
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>>34419546
Yes, srs, no bs srs bruh
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All you 16-18 year old manlets out there, wanna know something that sucks?
This is literally the tallest you're ever gonna get.
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>>34419546
It's pretty much average. Nobody really cares since you're not short or tall. Basically it doesn't hurt you or help either.
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ITT: Post and rate each others anime steam pfps.
>Kawaii Edition
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>>34419537
reimu is cute
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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no Tomoko bf
>one day until friday
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/spooooooooooooookyy/
dota and overwatch friends please and NO lewd
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Does anyone actually believe being a robot consists of being a KHV? That's a normie, maybe cyborb, problem. NOT ROBOT. What the fuck happened to this board?
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I am very new here, so I don't understand the culture.
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>>34419605
leave before they poison you will their bullshit ideas
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>>34419627
>>>/soc/
normie board for ya ;)
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>Go into your living room
>"Oh hey anon, you don't use this chair much do you?"
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>>34419458
Hot,but like, shed look better with a dick
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hate spiders
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>>34419458
Is that a gondola? :DDD