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>>34424275
>what's wrong with me
You liked The Accountant

>>34424275
How long did your grandma suffer? Mine has been ill for years now and when she dies i know i'll feel relief. If anything i willsuffer seeing my mom sad, but other than that i don't think i'll cry.

>>34424275
Same.
Some people lack the emotionnal wires in their brains.
Have a nice day lad

Are you trying to fuck yourself with a replica of your dick?

how did you make the replica?

>>34424250
it's no more gay than regular masturbating if it's your own dick

>>34424219
Anon, you gotta remember to tap the sides of your mold to minimise bubbles and ensure that the medium actually fills it out nicely and captures all details as finely as possible

I know this because of /tg/ okay

I'm a virgin female. Contrary to popular belief, we actually aren't as rare as people think.

>>34424216
Could I ask, what we do you want it for?

>>34424234
I need marriage followed by missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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it's literally a plastic bag and some helium.
if you can't get that shit together then kys

Waarom man.

>>34425104
> kys
Oreganalo

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>>34424104
I just want to say that is a cute webm. I'm not drinking because its 5:3am here. Sorry friend

Have a cute Gyaru

>>34424104

I'm a poorfag, so a 48-pack of PBR and a 6-pack of Not Your Dad's Rootbeer

>>34424104
I stop drinking and swore it off forever after seeing what it did for my ex.

no, it's 10 am.

no, it's 74:39 go away

no.
no one will reply to my threads/posts.
i fucking hate this website.
i make the most interesting posts on the whole thing and then no one replies.

>>34423996
It must be testosteron in higher supply than demand, so then what?

So then you must demand more.

>>34424004
How do I rasie T levels? Stop jacking off so much? I already work out

>thought I was balding so I grew my hair out to check
>turns out I just had a shitty hairline

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>>34423918
I have this on the class schedule that I look at when starting out this semester.
>TOMORROW AND PLANS FOR TOMORROW CAN HAVE NO SIGNIFICANCE AT ALL UNLESS YOU ARE IN FULL CONTACT WITH THE REALITY OF THE PRESENT, SINCE IT IS IN THE PRESENT AND ONLY IN THE PRESENT THAT YOU LIVE - ALAN WATTS.

As much as you wont like it, the only thing you have control over is now. Go to fucking class, jesus christ. Its not that hard to just be present there. I guarantee you will learn at least something if you attend. Try not to think about how much shit you have to learn each semester, take it one day at at time.

When homework is assigned, do it that day. Don't wait until the due date to do it. Do it now. Get it over with. Then if you need assistance, you have time to get that help.

You can't control depression. You just exist in it. You say, yes I am a depressed fucker today, who gives a shit. Let it pass because it will eventually. It always does. It may come back, but not every day is a shitfest. The important thing to do is to keep the shitfest days under control using discipline and good study habits, like doing things right away.

It took me having to be placed on suspension for student aid and facing the possibility of never returning to have this sink in. You either suck up and do it or drop out. Stop using depression as a scapegoat for poor discipline.

Professional help, most here will tell you it doesn't work but do you have anything to lose? if you're scared of pills just go to a psychologist only psychiatrist give pills.

>>34423999
This semester ends in 3 weeks for me, 2 major assignments are due tomorrow that are worth 45% each followed by an exam after that worth 40% the following week.

I am screwed these classes. I cannot pass them now.

Hence why I decided to stop now (there's a 4 week break in between the semester) which leaves me with 7 weeks total to fix my fucking shit.

>>34423856
I won a rap battle against a nig once in middle school

>>34423856
I was told that I wouldn't be able to do the next level of a College Computing course, they gave me a chance and I achieved Student of the year. Had to prove these retards that if I actually try more than the bare minimum I can achieve anything I set my mind to.

I used to play soccer on a really shitty league back in highschool a few years ago with a bunch of friends, it was probably the best times of my life even though I'm bad at soccer. For the most part I'd play defense and had never scored a goal. It was the last game of the season and since I was a senior in high school it would also be the last game of my soccer career. I told myself that day that I'd score a goal, and somewhere halfway through the second period I actually did score. It is probably the single most happiest moment of my life, and seeing all my teammates/friends happy for me made it even better. We won the final game 1-0, it was like a fairy tale. It might not be much, and my parents didn't care at all, but to me it's a reminder of what is possible to feel and that I'm worth something.

>>34424823
I beat someone in a rap battle once, but then they beat the shit out of me so I don't know who the real winner really is.

How long of a timeframe do I have? If I have a week or two, I'd probably just hit up one of the fat girls from my college and pretend I fall in love with them or some shit.

If I have like 12 hours, I'm not sure it's possible.

hit up a fuckbuddy that I ghosted a few weeks ago

text that girl who wants to fuck me for some god awful reason

i hate my family and love nobody so i still wouldnt

bridges are made with tax dollars anon

>>34423827

I wonder if there'll be a day where it's legal to help someone commit suicide responsibly. We'll have to make some peace with euthanasia in the near future I think, but killing yourself in the prime of your life? That one's probably a long way off.

>have 2 healthy kidneys, a good liver, a heart
>no one to kill you and give your organs to sick kids giving your life some sort of meaning
>forced to keep living as a worn out husk of a man

>>34423817
How does it work I know I could be split into all these. I guess its treachery for me.

>>34423817
Limbo or anger

>>34424156
Your fate is decided by (can't remember his name) but I imagine he puts you in the circle of your worst crime.
So if you have committed treachery and also anger then you go to treachery.
If you've committed fraud but never committed treachery then you go to fraud.

I'm just guessing here though.

Autism affects us all differently

you're either retarded or a woman so you're retarded either way sorry

>>34423799
I'm not a woman bro help me.

Find a way to sell my socks and panties, buy more extravagant things that I don't need with my lewd funds, generally be a spoiled but angelic brat

I want to wear body glitter and lace every day of this year

killing myself im sure this isn't original

bombaclot bad mon ting

It's your own personal perception of novelty unfolding unto itself.

It's why summer seems colder every year.

>>34423750
>It's why summer seems colder every year.
FUCK

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>>34423750
>It's why summer seems colder every year
I wasn't ready anon