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Met a girl at work who I'm pretty sure is into me. Found out yesterday she's dating someone. Can I make her comfortable with cucking him? Is it a good idea to lose my virginity being a cuck bull?
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Keep on shitting where you eat you crazy diamond
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>>34426086
How else are you supposed to meet girls?
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>>34426133
Don't listen to that other guy OP. It's your duty to cuck this guy. We all know if the tables were turned that he would cuck you
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juicy
Booty
these are words that should never be seen together in a personals ad....what juice are we exactly talking about here...
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dude wtf
that sounds like obese sweaty single motger ass
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really juggled my neocortex...
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>>34426016
>he has never consumed ass juice
Pathetic virgin homogay
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>It's another "Anon deletes all his online friends" episode
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literally me
origaiebeaon ae
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>>34426100
>Steam "Why not add a friend?"
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>>34425979
I already did that a week ago.
Now I'm /evenmorelonely/
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it's the depressed piece of shit falls in love and got rejected episode again
what the fuck do i do, i feel so awkward
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Where is she from? orila
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>>34426020
not op, but she is from
Himouto! Umaru-chan.
Its a pretty funny show.
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>>34426059
thanks famingola
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Any robots know what this is? I found it in my garbage disposal
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take a bite out of it
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>>34425839
Looks like a piece of burnt fat.
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It's a few knocked off pieces of built-up carbon from cylinder heads. I know what it looks like, and that's definitely it. I can see some steel in there as well, You should throw them away
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Why is Rose orbited so much here? What makes him/her attractive to robots?
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>>34425807
Everything.
oriflame
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>>34425807
when you watch her you feel like her friend
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>>34425807
>homely looking white girl with a nice body
tfw plain white girls turn me on to a frightening degree
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>Her tit's aren't visible from the back
>She has narrow hips
>Her weight starts with 200
>She is taller than 5'3
>She has big feet
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>it's a fat positivism thread
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>>34425824
>>HER WEIGHT STARS WITH 200
>200 pounds
>Anything above 150 is laughable
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How is that all on the same level as "her weight starts with 200"?
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What is the best rare pepe ever created
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Go back to that place
Return to the
Enigmatically
Dumb
Donjon of
Insipid comments
That plagues the internet like a cancer
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>>34426122
Fuck you retard
I have never been to reddit
Also, this board is filled with noting but uber repetitive tfw no gf posts
This is much better content
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>>34426391
You sound like you belong there. This post is shit and so are you. FUCK OFF
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>22 y/o living with parents
>lazy NEET with no degree
>0 friends online or offline
>no hobbies
>no social skills
>4/10 neckbeard
>definition of manchild
>out of all these the only thing I really have a problem with is my virginity
Please reply desu. There must be other retardbots like me, who value sex above everything else.
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hahahah loser cunt.
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>>34425793
y-you too
original
I said original.
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>>34425808
Why don't you just go fuck a hooker or something.
Anonymous
Anyone know this feel? 2017-01-26 12:02:25 Post No.34425762
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>tfw no anons to tame me
>tfw no anons to turn me from a depraved cumslut to a beautiful wife
WHY LIVEThanks for the dic pics, by the way~ I have saved them all, so be grateful that you have the honour of being my fapbait.
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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no Tomoko bf
I will post this everyday until i have my bf
gaay
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>>34425805
Fuck off, you raging faggit. This is a femanon's board now!!
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>>34425762
Woot? What did I miss?
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We could be leaving our parents houses right now and meeting up to live like nomads/thiefs/workers/immigrants/squatters/upstart businessmen/drug dealers and million more things, but for some reason we dont. Why? If we made a band in real life we could literally do anything.
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>>34425675
yeah but see that isn't the case
>You need food
>You need money to buy food
>You need a permanent residence to get a bank account so you can get paid so you can buy food
>You need a job so you can put money in your bank account so you can buy food
>You need a job so you can put money in your bank account so you can buy food only for the government to tax you to death anyway
you didn't stave right away
but you still starve
Do you see where this is going?
You can't be a nomad in this day in age
without having the IRS or some other tax agency up your ass because you didn't pay your taxes while living your nomadic lifestyle
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>>34425734
What an absolutely degraded abhorred post. OP is implying becoming [VAGRANTS]
Our War-Band would simply pillage for our needs..
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>round up the biggest bunch of sad/angry beta males in one place
It would go badly and fast
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It's been there for a while and it occasionally itches. I've never done anything sexual. Is this eczema or something? I have a small patch of red skin in between my pecs too but it's usually smooth and flaky
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Looks like a pressure sore or something. Get that shit checked out dude.
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>>34425673
Probably a fungal infection from how moisture collects in your fat fold there.
Invest in some clotrimazole or something.
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I thought that was chris-chan's pustulent anus for a second
Have you ever cried infront of a girl not releated to you?
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>>34425647
>Best friend
>he's still around
Robots. Learn what not to do. Women aren't capable of love
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Yeah, loads of times. The last time I cried in front of one was when I failed my driving test for the third time. I just can't handle failure even though I am one. Kind of ironic.
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>>34425674
Wow you're a sensitive lad huh?
Anonymous
>tfw a qt thick Asian math teacher will never molest you and then pay you $28k to keep quite 2017-01-26 11:48:35 Post No.34425614
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>tfw a qt thick Asian math teacher will never molest you and then pay you $28k to keep quite
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There are robots on here in their 20's who are virgins, meanwhile 15 year old Chads are fucking their teachers.
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Texas-student-accused-of-blackmailing-teacher-10882629.php
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this is just sad. no snarky comment from me.
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>>34425614
Fucking DAMNIT.
Live in Austin. So fucking close.
I never understand why so many students fuck up a good thing.
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>>34425657
Why sad? Lil baller got good pussy and some new shoes.
>>34425660
>grew up in Houston but moved years ago and never had a single Asian female teacher
fml
I see these guys fucking everywhere and I still know nothing about them. Can someone give me a quick rundown please?
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you're not ready for the bog in your gob.
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Quick rundown on the Bogdanoff brothers:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
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>>34425597
This is all you need to know now child