How can hiplets compete?
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By not having the amazon rainforest inside their pantsu
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>>34427025
How are hips important enough to be a reasonable criterion?
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>>34427025
That is one HAIRY fucking coochie
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Robots, if you could have any talent in the world, what would it be?
Are there any people in your lives or any public figures who have that talent?
Why aren't you striving to be like them?
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to be funny
yes, i know some funny people
i'm too dead inside to be funny
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socializing
literally everything is secondary to networking and making people like you. your talents don't matter
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>>34427015
I've been trying for over 8 years. I'm still just as bad at it as the very first day.
No matter how much you try, you cannot develop talent. I'm only good at one thing, and that one thing is fucking useless as a robot.Empathy.
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I want to be the King of ROBOT9001.
What do I need to do?
Also, what does ROBOT 9001 refer to? Is it a meme?
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1-up elliot rodger
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>>34426987
As a Lindybeige subscriber. Get the fuck off my board.
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YOU WILL NEVER BE THE KING OF ROBOT9001 OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY
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>Find average job
>Avoid unnecessary human contact
>Never show personality
>Just be "that guy" in the work/college/school
>Refuse invitations and make excuses
>Lie about your life if questioned
>Pretend to be what you wasn't
>Don't trust anyone and don't belive in nothing
>Achievement is a movie meme: Fantasie instead of doing
>Plan on dying and being forgotten
Who here / /?
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I got fired for "not fitting into the collective" after 2 months playing OP's game
I do look forward to being forgotten and enjoying nirvana tho
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or just stay in my house until i grow the balls to kms
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>>34426962
This is the best life path I think.
Mediocrity is highly underrated
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>tfw no qt azn gf
How do I get one /r9k/
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>>34426813
That's a man. Just letting you know.
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>>34426821
I know, it's ok with me, she's(hes) cuter than most girls at my school
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cheska u dirty whore
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how do I stop being submissive?
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Try to get in touch with how you feel about power. Power and dominance and control. Chances are you dont want to have it.
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>>34426787
by being yourself
and not being submissive
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>not just finding an alpha female to boss you around
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Why hating women is impossible
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When you've seen women at their best, it is literally and unironically impossible to hate them.
>Loving mothers
>Empathetic to others
>Kind to animals
>Want to prettify any space they're put into, even if it just means getting a vase full of flowers or a little potted plant
>Will kill for their children
>Will cook for you and eagerly await even the smallest bit of praise you give them
>Will take care of you if you're sick
How can anyone hate women after you've experienced this?
There's a reason women were meant to be protected and taken care of in traditional societies.
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>>34426785
You are not seeing women's true nature. Just the idealized way they are portrayed.
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>>34426806
t. virgin who has never had a girlfriend or sex.
in before "I'm a MGTOW who has had tons of sex but chose to abandon women"
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>>34426785
>after you've experienced this
Never did. It hurts.
Is it normal to suck on your girlfriends nipples?
My girlfriend doesn't think it's weird, she's never been in a relationship b4 me though
I often spend half an hour each night, sucking on her nipples, no milk comes out or anything, it's just very relaxing and helps both of us unwind.
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>>34426749
I do it too. It's very nice and she loves it. I've actually been wondering the same thing, so it's nice to hear that other people do it.
>doesn't mean its a normal thing though
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>>34426749
it means you should leave
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>>34426749
i made my ex cum just by sucking on her nipples
took a while and she was dry humping me, but she was on the rag and fuck eating bloody pussy
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I need your help /r9k/
There's a qt 3.14 German tranfer student in my class and I'm scared I'm gonna spill my spaghetti
How do I not fuck this up?
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>>34426670
By not starting in the first place obviously.
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>>34426670
Asking R9K for advice on anything:
You've already fucked it up bud. Way to go.
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>>34426670
ask her if she wants to taste your cheese kransky
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From 1 to 10, 10 being the highest; how racist do you consider yourself to be? Also, when did you first develop it?
I personally do not consider myself too racist but I cannot stand the sight of muslims; perhaps a 5 or 6
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>>34426666
I have a migrational background myself, so I can't be racist.
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>>34426682
a mestizo ginger abo can be a racist. you can be anything and be racist.
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>>34426666
Like 2 or 3 my dude
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Why wont u Join me discord u monkey faggots.
I need memes and regular insults to keep my steady flow of testosterone and gay thoughts.
https://discord.gg/BFStJUT
Im remu and welcome to Shitposting
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>>34426629
I'm trying to you fagot
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>>34426629
hello remu, can i have some good boy points?
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yes senpai maybe if ur gay and beta
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>you will never be Chad
>you will never be a girl
>you will never be disabled
>you will never be a nigger or a chink
>you will never be a homo
>you will never experience easy mode
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>>34426602
You can become disabled or a homo pretty easily. I don't think those exactly qualify as easy mode though.
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White victim culture strikes again.
>every demographic has it better than mine despite controlling 80% of the wealth and power
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>>34426617
>homo
Don't like dicks, can't force myself to.
>disabled
Not that easy, can't be on neetbux for something I choose to do to myself.
>>34426638
>literally the only demographic you're allowed to shit on
>literally the only demographic that can't get free things
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>this is your competition in Uni
why even try bros....
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He only has 3 girls at once so i can get 1 that isn't with him or 1 that was cast aside like a tissue covered in cum
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>>34426652
They would rather be a side-whore than be with robots.
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>>34426592
This guy is an autist on roids. Only the dumb sluts in his videos want anything to do with him.
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You there! Yeah you! Just be yourself you piece of shit! Hear me? JUST BE YOURSELF OR YOU'LL FUCKING DIE!
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What, you think this is some fucking game!? Huh? You think I'm playing here!? JUST BE YOURSELF!!!!!!
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Silent treatment, huh robots? Well... I hope you don't mind your waifu taking a bullet or two in the head!
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Last chance... Be yourself... Or I send you and your waifu to hell...
Is having a belly gf better than having a normal gf?
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The answer is moot, as you never have either.
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I want a gf who has a big bellybecause she is pregnant with my child.
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>>34426463
No. Fat people smell absolutely terrible and have no self control. Degenerate to the max.
Originallllllllllll