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women do not get sexual pleasure from anything, they fake it all

>>34429410
>Is going down on a girl equivalent to giving a guy a blowjob
No, it's not that gay, but still beta as fuck.

A real man never goes down.

>>34429437
Define being a real man.

>>34429369
Forcyde spot if i remembered the name correctly
Ribbed for her pleasure

Bumping for answers. Have the same issue. But a khv, so I doubt its an std

>>34429411
Fordyce spots* google that shit it's completely harmless
Fun fact, i have these AND herpes lol my dick sure is a treat

>>34429365

>bebe will never stop hating

>>34429365
Okay, fine, I'll take her off your hands. No need to thank me :^)

>>34429365
>no dick
There's your answer OP. If all she has is holes and tits the sex is bound to get boring eventually.

>>34429343
I'm also mixed race (white/black) but many people of different races and both genders have told me I'm good looking, that I could be a model even
So you are just ugly in general bro, sry

>>34429892
Yeah, I know it's of no help, OP, but this man speaks the truth.

There are lots of hot/successful/well-known mixed race people out there, but lots of ugly shit-personality ones too.

Unless you're actually ass deep in /pol/ no one really gives a shit about you being a mongrel.

>>34430002
you would always choose a white person over a black person. you would always choose a white person over a mixed person. this is just the way of the world.

OP, at least you're not a full nigger.

Ples kill me I cannot do it anymore, I thought things would be better but they got worse.

>failed 3 subjects this semester, well, didn't even try
>mental health is not bad, just caring less
>drinking too much

>feelio when no break inbetween semesters, just a weekend

at least I'll get a rematch starting next week. hope I can get the motivation together to attend class somewhat regularly and actually order the textbooks this time around.

There were an anon a few months ago who said he was graduating and he hasn't made a single friend. No idea if that person still lurks, but it all motivated me to go out and be a lot more productive. Thanks anon.

Also, my life pretty much consists of work, studying, and sleep. But I think the sacrifice is worth it in the long run.

youll never be a girl. You'll just be a scrawny geek wearing a wig so you can accept that now or kill yourself if you don't die from AIDS first.

>>34429295
Fuking fag leave this board you cancer

FUCK WHY WASNT I BORN A CHAD FUCK THIS LIFE I DONT WANT TO BE A ROBOT IM TIRED OF PRETENDING TO BE A CHAD ONLINE AND LIVING THIS SHIT LIFE FUCK

Hey, W.

I have a feeling it's doomed. But we'll enjoy the ride as long as it lasts, even if it's meant to last just a few more moments. Have a good one, ol pal.

Dear M
Stop posting about me on social media that you know I will see and then calling me the immature one. You're being a cunt.
Sincerely, M

>>34429222
Don't mind me, just checking these trips

prove her wrong, handle it with some dignity. Odds are she won't ever love you no matter what you do but you can at least prove her wrong

You're on /r9k/ and posted this rant so chances are you're not that stable tbqh

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>>34429181
This

Move on with your life, OP, don't get hung up on someone who doesn't want you

Save some projections for yourself, OP. You know you belong here but you'd rather bullshit yourself.

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>>34429127
>tfw you only pretend to be crazy as an online outlet for stress and greentexting

heh....... nothin personnel, op.

>>34429144
I'm pretty sure I've never let a man pay to fuck me in the ass then went on to bellyache about not having a virgin girlfriend

>>34429160
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Yeah right

>>34429125
Too tall
Too old
Too ugly
Can't afford to move to another country and start a new life there

>>34429125
i have
oregano oil

Smelly farts

>>34429097
Nice baiteroo, my friendo

>>34429097
tfw 6x6 dick

>>34429690
That's pretty fucking thick

>>34429068
Because you need speaking skills idiot.

>>34429084
>le speaking skills

I've done over 30 painful presentations and still spill spaghetti when talking to a cashier

It should be a choice.

>>34429084
it didn't really help me. at college i had a multimedia degree we had to do that a lot. after that i got a job a grocery store. it didn't it help at all since i didn't like people.

>>34429031
If this is bait you really need to introspect a bit.
>I talked shit to my boss and probably acted like a totally out of control sperg
>I got fired
>I went on to cry about it on the internet
>He's the pussy, not me

A bosses only job is to break his employee's balls

>>34429060
I was very calm. He asked me why the job wasn't getting done, and I calmly let him know that his expectations were unrealistic. He then told me that it was because I wasn't doing enough. Then, respectfully, I listed all the things that I was doing right and said, "If this isn't good enough, then maybe you need to reevaluate yourself and think what you're doing wrong as the supervisor." Then he fired me. I lost my job because he was a pussy libcuck who can't take criticism.

>>34429008
Are you a cubicle cuck or something?

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>>34429008
>be me at first job
>do all the work between two days instead of spacing out along the month like everyone else
>have nothing to do for weeks
>boss notices
>get fired
>mfw to intelligent 2 have a job

>it's an anon that is missing his homework and fakes looking through his backpack even though he didn't do it

omgbbqwtf

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>>34428896
Nekopara

>inb4 Katawa Shoujo

>>34428896
saya no uta, the cutest vn of all time