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>tfw you rest your head on your girlfriend's shoulder while sitting together on the subway
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>>34431144
REEEEEE GET OUT YOU HAVE IT BETTER THAN US REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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>>34431858
90% of the time I'm a depressed robot just like you, so that's not really the case. I'm just lucky enough to have the occasional happy moments here and there.
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>>34432280
>has gf
OK dude you're so totally depressed like us

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>I'm watching loli ecchi anime in the middle of a public space at college RIGHT NOW

So lads, you think you can go deeper in the hole I'm in?
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>>34431123
>So lads, you think you can go deeper in the hole I'm in?
Doing that but on the mandatory quiet floor of the campus library with an audible vibrator in your ass
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>>34431123

Watched the first six or so episodes of Little Busters once on a 3 hour flight.
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That's pretty impressive desu senpai

I don't think I can beat it

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https://discord.gg/R6WpwrK

For those who want an alternative to this Discord please consider checking out our server. We are a relatively small and close-knit community and as such we have really productive and interesting conversation. We'd like some new people so it can become even more comfy... so, if you need some people to talk with or to make some new friends please consider joining.

We have really lax rules as we are interested in allowing people to express themselves in whatever way seems fit.

This is for people who are looking for productive friendships to help kill some of the loneliness we often feel.

Also, other people are free to post their Discord's in this thread too as that seems a better solution than making several threads advertising Discords
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Please consider joining and posting your Discords on this thread! Share the wealth.
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Comfiest discord award goes to....


(This one if you couldn't tell!!)
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>>34432684
This is a comfy/qt response which seems fitting all things considered.

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Reminder that being skinny is way worse than being fat
Pic related my wrist. I have thin wrist after my father and huge hands like my father, it looks terrible.
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>>34431055
>Reminder that being skinny is way worse than being fat

Nope

Skinny people will look aesthetic when they start lifting

Fat people however will forever deal with their stretchmarks and loose skin

auschwitz mode is nothing but ottermode without muscles. lift and stop being a bitch
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>skinny arms
>somewhat small hands

>size 13 feet

What the fuck are these proportions.
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Damn OP, looking ugly as fuck, having stretch marks all over your body, being looked upon with disgust and having lots of health issues sure isn't worse than having a thin wrist.

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Robots who have friends, what are you friends like?
>Failed Chad drug dealer
>A few fellow betas from school, some of which have since made it
>Regular Chad who's a raging alcoholic
>Indian /pol/tard autist, but he's /fit/ and has no self awareness so he gets girls
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Nearly all of them have become chads with good jobs and gf's.
I feel so alienated even though we were such good friends in school.
I'm happy for them but it makes me feel even more pathetic for beeing such a loser.
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>>34431133
If you're still friends despite all that you shouldn't feel alienated.
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4 friends that are in uni for engineering who are all kind of beta which make them fun/nice to hang around

2 friends are chads who work trade jobs and min wage jobs who drink and fuck a ton but can be nice to hang around sometimes

>tfw all my friends will run laps around me in the game of life and all I can do is watch

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>Oneitis is dating a nigger now

WHY

WHY ARE ALL WOMEN ROASTIE SLUTS WHY WHY WHY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Can we stop with the racism, guys? It's 2017. Thanks.
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>>34431039
Look mate, that's what you fucking get for being a failed normie.
Maybe you're just shitposting but what I want to say is 3dp not once.
Accept who you are and don't try to be a normie.
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>>34431039
(((The Media))) paints those savages as their pet victims, who are innocent of all the things they regularly do.
It's no surprise that women are lemmings to the point that they'd buy into the propaganda.
They've always been there to be led. They don't know loyalty, they only know a desire for power and validation.

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no cocks allowed
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Mums making mince and dumplings for tea lads, hate british food tbqh
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Time for a cuppa lads
But what to drink?
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VIVA LA FRANCE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

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>2017
>wake up
>Drumpf is still president

How many more days brobots?
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8 more fun years.
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till I get dubs
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>>34431012
Presidency over?

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i have no idea where or how it came about but i am really fucking sad today and i have no clue why ? what kind of feel is this. I am at shit community uni right now. I was sitting alone letting my laptop charge and i decided to look through some apps and there are all these porn blogs. I looked at a few of them and suddenly i began to get really sad to the point of tearing up for some reason..why? i felt so horrible inside that i feel like i cannot breath. A few days ago i was waiting in a room with two couples and they where kissing and giggling and holding hands. suddenly i could not breath again and i felt this sense of panic that was so bad that again, i felt like i could not breath i actually kept starring at the bottom floor of where i was waiting and thought to myself "i should just jump off of that right now and end it all no more problems no more stress no worry about graduating or money". and then i stopped myself...WHAT IS THIS FEEL anons ?! please can someone tell me what it is ?
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>>34430925
it's the devil and you need a priest
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It's called sadness
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>>34424675
>Being able to tell when you feel sad
Come back when you're always sad buddy

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Spending much time with computers and internet made think "What if everyone preceived stuff as informations not matter/things/watever." Like, we have computers and we are creating, processing and gathering shit in the computers. But what about preceivng computers as information too. It's just written by the thing we call matter and so on. Im talking about point of view, way of thinking. It's like we need computers and internet to progress, develop and gain more and more control over the source information that we call "matter" or something else. Have I just said something idiotically obvious? I feel like I figured out how everything in the world works by only watching cartoons and playing games. And i need to show it to everyone. It makes me think... Actually by creating shit like shows, games, movies we are creating some kind of primitive miniverses living partially in computers partially in our minds. And they even have tha parrarel miniverses, the other versions of themselves- when we create another timeline. For example when people write fanfiction. And the ones living in them are traveling through miniverses when we do crossovers! It's just in primitive human-mind-computer-internet dimension. And it makes me think about what if we developed so much that we gained enough control to travel through or even create universes of our "level". Whooooa. Such imagination. I mean... of course there are other infinite universes like ours- the same as in case of these miniverses inside our *verse. And if we made enough progress we could create worlds looking and feelking as the one we are living in. And there's alwas more! I feel like i need to tell everyone everyone it's actually the big point. Well.. there is so many aspects... Anyone wants to contribute? Is it stupid? I just have tat and more on my mind for very long and not telling it is very painful. Don't even know if there is someone who feels this way or It's all totally obvious or stupind and not worth of posting?
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>>34430910
never thought of it that way
jfc youre some sort of genius get off this site and go do something good for the world
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>>34430910
This is like a Jaden Smith essay from a Philosophy 101 course
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>>34431076
I want... here is the problem. I figured out this all. But I don't feel like doing stuff. I want to create so much. Bu everytime I just try doing anything it turns out to be more frustrating than satisfying, the effects are miserable and the final balance is negative. I though about telling people what to do... but it would be insane for them. And why the fuck would they do that. It's real thing. It needs to be understanded. I want to explain it to someone who san do something with it. (It feelt awesome when you called me genius ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!)
>>34431130
I'm very self absorbed but I don't consider myself philosopher. I don't want to create next shitty religion or philosophy which looks the same like anothers and says it's best solution of them all... (I don't know Jaden Smith I just looked)

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I want an ugly girlfriend, that hasn't fucked a million guys to make herself feel beautiful

Ugly girls usually have more depth than some Stacy, but they always seem to have fucked every guy they layed their eyes upon

Why is life so cruel
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>>34430875
>I want a girl who hasn't slept with a lot of other men to choose to sleep with me because it hurts my ego to think I'm not something special and better than other men in some way

>She can't be one of those girls who has poor self-esteem (like I have) and has used sex to try to make herself feel better and loved (like I am trying to do)
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>>34431957
Whoa you should work for IMAX, your projection skills are top-notch
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I'll hook you up with my ex.
Great to be around.
Easy to fuck.
But noone has touched her cause shes socially awkward, and ugly as fuck.
I almost did once, but i couldnt bring myself to actually be with her.
I couldn't break her heart that horribly.

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Who /comfyinbedandshoppingfortraditionalslipjointknives/ here?
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>>34430845
I'm sitting here having a mental breakdown where I get nothing done and go to work tired from not being able to sleep after taking nap
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>>34430845
>not having a fixed-blade knife
she keeps the bad dreams away <3
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>>34430971

I have fixed blades but sadly I have no use for them living in a city surrounded by desert

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Post long thoughts you have about life or whatever and can't really talk to anybody about.

Be kind, no bully.
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>>34430798
I shave my head and I hate when it gets all dry and flaky
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>>34430798
Please post more comfy pics desu nee.
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I don't know why everybody is always pushing sex and sexual relationships, whether it be on TV or whatever.

Sex with my partner at the time was always very unfulfilling, and I don't really understand the hype. Maybe I'm missing something.

I find myself more often these days just wanting a relationship where somebody just loves me and we can kiss and cuddle but we take things slowly. I feel like that would make things way more fulfilling for both people.

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Is anyone into /r/incels? Any other good subreddits?
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>>34430783
/r/nopoops is good
same with /r/14pawnshop
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>>34430880
Come on, there are 1.5 subscribers there.
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>>34431176
Both are jokes and the second was bait to show someone the unclit
I do want to have no poops grow similar to nofap
It's hard to find a subreddit that is up to 4chan standards

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>all the girls in my electrical engineering college classes are cute
>the class ratio is 10 guys to 1 girl

is it still worth it to try to talk to them?
will they tell everyone how weird I am if the conversation doesn't go smoothly?
why are they even here do they just want guys to orbit them or are they sluts
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They're already drowning in normies they probably don't want to be bothered by autists too
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>>34430781
>is it still worth it to try to talk to them?

If you have to ask, probably not.


>will they tell everyone how weird I am if the conversation doesn't go smoothly?

Define 'everyone'. If the conversation turns creepy I'm sure they'll tell their friends about it, but I doubt she'll be yelling it from the rooftops.

>why are they even here do they just want guys to orbit them or are they sluts

Either is possible. They could also have an interest in engineering.
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If you don't stand a chance in a 50:50 world, what makes you think you'll stand a chance in a 10:90 world?

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