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Hey anon, let's walk my dog
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>>34433153
don't look so lonely though.
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I'll take the dog but not the bitch.
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Pugs are an abomination and anyone who breeds or buys them should be shot
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Alright guys I've got a tutorial on how to troll normies typically on forums. Feel free to read if your having problems with it.
Ground Rules:
1. DO NOT USE CAPS LOCK, EXCEPT IN A CONDESCENDING MANNER TO MOCK THEIR USE OF CAPS LOCK.
2. Always strive to use perfect (or nearly perfect) grammar and spelling.
3. Do not directly insult them or appear angry, as this gives them the impression that they're gaining ground. (Note that a skilled troll can sometimes use this to their advantage with a sort of bait-and-switch maneuver.)
Tips:
While the ground rules are important, here are a few simple ways to make yourself seem more intelligent.
1.Use '--' and ';' correctly, so as to make yourself seem more intelligent.
2. Base trolls on actual situations; Use facts to build up a lie.
3. To rebut an argument, break their post down into quotes, and rebut them sentence-by-sentence.
4. Use lists, ASCII diagrams, images (if allowed), etc to illustrate your point
5. Point out every logical fallacy you can find in their argument (e.g. circular logic, naturalistic fallacy). A list of logical fallacies can be found in Wikipedia.
6. Point out the other person's bad grammar and/or spelling in a condescending manner at the end of your post.
7. Use a thesaurus to find big words to use in your sentences, so it looks like you have a larger vocabulary and are therefore more intelligent.
8. Cite your sources, preferably in MLA format, at the bottom of your posts. You may also try using Chicago style citations to backup individual statements.
I can give you more tips if you are interested?
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>>34433135
bis is pretty good
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>>34433135
You really need to get laid.
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>>34433135
What use does this have? I may win an online argument, but that won't do much.
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Dance with me, robots!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0P3VmQORgI
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>>34433125
I dislike this song. You seem like a happy person how do you do it? lol
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>>34433158
It's about finding things that you enjoy. Sometimes, people hit a wall.And they get super sad! I know what it feels like, one time I was sad for two years straight! But... I fixed it, not with medication or inspirational speeches or anything silly like that. But I found things I loved, and I found out that the things I thought I loved... didn't really make me happy. So now I read, and I love cars, and I go on long walks at night and breathe the air and count stars, and it... keeps me happy!
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>>34433125
You have shit taste in dance music so no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRC8uzqaNjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_MyhM4vb3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DscImAQkdow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALaBKnM6oAg
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When will you get on board with Spam?
>only 6 ingredients
>can be prepared literally any way or even eaten straight from the tin
>healthier and tastier than both tendies or 'dines
>economically sound meal for NEETS on a budget
Well?
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>>34433110
>healthier than chicken
>wut
It's not a secret that processed meats are a big contributor to diabities and cancer
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>>34433147
>tendies
>not deep fried and probably processed chicken
Step aboard to spam train, friend
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What are the six ingredients? If it's sugar or nitrate into the /trash/ it goes.
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>tell parents I'll stop being a neet and get a job
>don't
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>>34433076
What will you do when the gravy train stops?
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>>34433087
what can l do?
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>>34433122
what can u dew
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i want to die
what is the easiest and most painless way to do it
please share as many methods as you can think of
i don't have access to a gun and i'm too tall to try hanging
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>>34433063
>what is the easiest and most painless way to do it
waiting until old age seem like the best bet op
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http://www.1000reasonstolive.org/list.php
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>and i'm too tall to try hanging
If you are too lazy to leave your room to kill yourself. You don't deserve to die
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>phone rings
>see this
wat do
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>>34433062
praise the gods
Orig
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>>34433062
>Hit remind me
>All the knowledge lost to mankind is pumped into your head
>You wake up speaking all the ancient tongues, knowing where Atlantis teleported and get to talk to the Norad
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>>34433062
Sheepishly follow any command
Im scared of them and you should be too if you have half a brain cell
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Did everyone consume adequate amounts of food and water today?
Comfy Thread btw
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I have consumed a human penis today, thank you
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>>34433004
That's better then nothing.
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>>34432972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGxBY0jXCMA
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ITT: robots who made it
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robot on right
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>Had autism/aspbergers
>Probably had adhd aswell
>so unsocial he had to marry his cousin to manage life
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>so autistic he couldn't recognise his wife's (or any female faces) in a crowd.
Ayyy Powel
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Got kicked out of high school when I only had 4 months left. Now my only options are to get game. Gimme some good ideas for a manga, like powers system, main charteaits setting etc. I was also toying with a manga about a normal average Joe who is a serial killer and throughout the whole manga he tries to keep up his relationship with a special someone while evading authorities. Or I might just do a shonen
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Good luck, faggottron
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Hello? 4can
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>asking for ideas for a manga online
This is how you know you've already failed. Why were you expelled anyway?
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Depression and Anxiety does not exist 2017-01-26 08:52:39 Post No.34432941
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Depression and Anxiety does not exist
Anonymous
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9t7j1kD7yw
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>>34432941
thank you, i shall take heed from this well spoken young gentleman,
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>>34432941
POP POP POP WATCH CHADS DROP
POP POP POP WATCH CHADS DROP
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>>34432941
fuckin fuck this shit
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Do you think it would be a better idea to buy a relatively cheap older house and have a shitload of renovations done, or have one built based on blueprints for an older house?
Also cozy houses
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Dumping some houses I like.
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Snow looks pretty rad on old houses.
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Building based on old blueprints could be a nightmare because the builders would need to conform to modern standards by law and that could change the house dramatically (i.e. not having enough room for the stairs because the old stairs run was too small and need to be made longer.)
I mean either way you're looking at hundreds of thousands of dollars so whatever, do what you want.
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How do I understand when I girl wants to kiss me?
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>>34432777
what girl wouldn't want to kiss you after getting those trips?
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>>34432777
You don't. Instead you assume she doesn't. They never do.
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She probably doesn't. Go for it anyways.
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>be me
>wake up 6pm
>waddle out of my SpongeBob race car bed
>do a poo poo in my diapy for mommy
>tummy growls for McDonald's nuggies and 3 cheese garlic crusted hotpockets
>I can hear my stomach REEE internally
>crawl out of my play area
>grab my megaphone
>knock over my mlp bodypillow
>whatever mommy will pick it up
>scream
>"MOMOMOMMY WHERE ARE MY NUGGIES AND HOTPOCKETS YOU CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTTT"
>hear footsteps and quiet whimpering
>feels good to assure dominance
>30 minuets later cunt still isn't here
>ANON ANGERY
>crawl to get my Zombiekiller throwable dual bladed katana that i got as a gift for not pooping on the cat
>crawl down the stairs to mommy's kitchen
>"MOMMY WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE NO NUGGIES AND HOTPOCKETS ON MY PLATE YET"
>she is visibly scared shitless
>"I-I-I'm s-sorry sweaty pie, the chicken nuggets are still heating up"
>I specifically asked for McDonald's Nuggies not Tyson nuggies
>I am enraged
>"MOMMY MOMMY I SAID MCDONALD NUGGIES YOU FUCKING COW GO DRIVE TO MCDONALD'S OR I'LL BURN DOWN THE HOUSE WITH YOU INSIDE IT"
>mommy falls on the floor shaking and sobbing
>oh no my tendie vendor is having an autistic breakdown
>waddle back up to my room
>google how to cure autism
>its a bunch of ads to Jew doctors
>fuck it I'll fix it myself
>grab my dragon dildo and anal pump
>waddle down stairs
>mommy is shaking violently
>rip off her clothes
>shove dragon dildo into her vagoo
>pump her asshole until she gets an anal rose
>poo poo on her face
>shove my pee pee willy into her mouth
>big cums into mouth
>get up and heil Hitler
>run back upstairs, exhausted
>fall asleep on my SpongeBob race car bed
>wake up with a plate of McDonald's nuggies and 3 hotpockets
Serves that bitch right
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>>34432752
quality post my man keep up the good work
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>>34432752
this pasta is old baby wants new pasta
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>>34432752
wtf? You people need help.
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Salam alaikum, brothers.
I have come here to check up on this board and make sure that you are not posting anything that could be construed as sIander against God or his witness, the prophet Mohammad.
Insh'allah, this board shall be purified of semitic content!
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>>34432749
Muzzlies...GET. OUT.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34432749
>semitic content!
>1. relating to or denoting a family of languages that includes Hebrew, Arabic, and Aramaic and certain ancient languages such as Phoenician and Akkadian, constituting the main subgroup of the Afro-Asiatic family.
>2.relating to the peoples who speak the Semitic languages, especially Hebrew and Arabic.
i know youre roleplaying but arabs are semitic too
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>>34432812
KEKTOPS
There are no actual muslims on this site, much less this board, but thanks for recognising how retarded the OP is anyway. Gave me a good laugh. It's sort of like how some people think that any opinions about the religion of piss and/or muhhammaddonoteatthathambecausealawfromallahsaysnotto (piss be upon him toobeeonnest) equal racism.
Pic related, it's the degeneracy they get up to no different than non muslims. They can't resist the boypussy, especially an infidel's.