I want more people to play and chat with, but I am afraid that you guys will be very weird. I'll give you a chance to prove you aren't all weird and that I am just a bigoted asshole.http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198035776128/
Pic completely unrelated, not me.
steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no Tomoko bf
/soc/ edition
>>34435027
>Immediate regret
Where are you from?
>>34434991
would you play some dotes with a scrub anon?
>that feel when flirting with australians and the thread dies before you can respond
>>34434969
>tfw flirting with boomerang and jannies prune the thread
>tfw he STILL hasn't given you contact details so you can import him into your country as a mail-order qt bf
>>34435101
I just dunno what to give you! Most of my accounts have all my real name and stuff in them, and I'm afraid a robot might come find me and murder me and turn my body into a seksu doll!
>>34435201
You make stuff that doesn't use your irl details you silly
I have a throwaway email and Skype for exactly that reason, plus my steam has no name listed on itAnd who's saying I have to murder you to turn you into a seksu doll? Why not keep you alive and well-loved to also be my qt bf?
>be 20
>lost my virginity to an escort tonight
>didn't even cum :c
Ask me anything anons
welcome to the club, how much money did you WASTE
Now you can join me in spergraging at all the fucking idiots who say "hurr durr you'll cum in 10 seconds virgin lol"
Losing your virginity isn't as simple as having sex; if it were, none us would be virgins.
I am going to win the lottery, Kek wills it.
>>34434908
trips and you will win the powerball, also you got to send me 10m.
Trips and you send the 10m to me instead.
Trips and OP dies poor and alone
Oneitis and feels thread.
My oneitis and I haven't spoken to each other in days. I believe our friend and her are fucking now, not 100% sure but I have a gut feeling about this. She tries to reach out and talk to me but I've been ignoring her. Should I at least text her back? Should I ask if they're a thing or is that a bad idea? I really don't want to talk to her but at the same time I kinda do just to see what's up
Bumporiginalll
Orginall
Shameless self bump
Again
pity bump, i envy you. i havent had a oneitis for years.
Honestly, what kind of a person shits in public toilets?
It is embarrassing as fuck. I mean, just look at it:
> You go in the stall
> Sit down and get your pants down into a vulnerable position
> There are actual people coming in and out while you take a shit
> Your shit smells and everyone can feel it
> Your fart sounds are disgusting and everyone can hear it
> Some low inhibition Chad will just yank on the door to see if the stall is free, making you interrupting your shitting flow
If it one bathroom for both sexes, it is even worse. Imagine having a girl go in after you had taken a shit. She will forever associate you with smell of shit.
I honestly see no reason why one would shit in a public toilet unless there is no other way.
Anyone else here feel the same way?
I have no issues with pissing everywhere though.
i never shit in public toilets because im worried about the noise
>>34434870
>Implying you're not the one cucking everyone else by making them smell your shit
>>34434870
I'm like that and also afraid of pissing in public toilets
>tfw I just did anal with my gf and got poop on my dick
>>34434857
Why didn't she clean herself? Matter of fact, why wouldn't you demand she did?
Have fun with that, poop dick.
>>34434857
So? just wipe it off with your finger and lick it off...
Girls are perfect.
>>34434869
she was clean but as I was fucking her I think I unclogged her constipation and poop poured out of her butt
This book is now a reality under fascist authoritarian leader Donald Trump
>he doesn't know it's primarily about communism
jej
>>34434790
Shouldn't you be in Jew york right now and repeat "He will not divide us" over and over?
>>34434818
funny you should say Jew York since Trump is a Zionist stooge
>"give me your wallet and cell phone"
What do?
>>34434784
>Chechen
>wearing an Italy shirt
?
>>34434784
>tfw i don't own neither of those
check mate
Of course khabib i hope you kill connor
How do i stop that feel r9k?
>>34434782
valium and jack daniels
>>34434782
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqLArgCbh70
>>34434788
Nice dubs, im glad im not the only one that feels that feel. Seems the simplest things can trigger it now, a picture of a girl kills me inside
Who /falling apart and feel like death is coming soon/ here
I don't know why but I feel like I'm going to die soon.
Every day I feel even more tired and worn out and sickly than the day before.
My chest hurts. My bones and muscles ache and feel sore all the time. My hairline is a lost cause. It's like I'm experiencing old age but I'm only in my 20s.
I exercise and eat healthy but I can't shake off this malaise and feeling of impending doom.
>>34434777
Post got trips
Is it an omen anons
Plz don't die dog
>>34434871
I'm so tired anon
Who else would give anything to go back to the early 2000s and experience life as it was back then?
Where did it all go so fucking wrong?
>>34434669
Normies destroy everything they touch.
The very first game I got addicted to. I was 5 years old. Few years later, Splinter Cell.
What was your first favorite game from the early 2000s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLN-5AV3WRY
Can we have a woman hate thread?
>this is on r9k
what is with the sudden influx of women on our board
>>34434641
Probably raided by tumblr or something, been seeing a lot of shillary threads too
reminder that pic related is impossible irl
>>34434641
>women
You mean trannies pretending to be women
Will we ever explore space? I dream about riding in a spaceship exploring space. Will it ever be possible?
>>34434616
>wanting to be stuck in a small cramped vessel with other people
possible yes, but why would you want to. it'd be like being put in a submarine with other people and there is no getting out.
>>34434616
Not for us probably
Unless there's some magic atoms lying around which lets us travel faster than light, the majority of people will spend a good chunk of their lives on a space ship and barely leave the solar system.
So if being trapped in a metal tube in tight quarters with a bunch of normies with nothing to do but exercise on shitty equipment sounds like fun to you, have at it
Is it even still possible these days to find a pure, virginal, traditional, feminine woman who wants to be a good housewife who also is not a religious crazy?
sounds like you're more interested in a pet than a relationship, would recommend for you a goldfish
>>34434603
You can't put a human penis in a goldfish.
>>34434583
No. End of.