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Hey anon, whatcha lookin'at? You need to stop staring at me
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>>34436602
im just trying to figure out if you have down's syndrome, or are just really ugly
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>>34436666
She's beautiful, you take that back
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>>34436666
It's fetal alcohol syndrome not downs
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https://plug.dj/the-groove-room
As a habitual action, I play music in this room, and perhaps less habitually, other people also play music in this room, it being a room for music.
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>>34436589
Thanks for reminding me to redownload MOTFD discography.
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>>34436693
It is good, and it is a good idea to have it.
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It again comes time for me to bump the thread.
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I've seen heaven, my brobots!
After a long period of obsession, I've finally had my first (slightly) lewd Meugmin dream.
It felt so real. (as dreams do).
I can still feel her hot breath on my skin.
This is the best day of my life.
I...I wanna go back.
I wanna fall asleep and never wake up.
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>>34436526
What happened in it ?oregano
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Good for you anon. I'm quite jealous.
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>>34436575
Well, it was also some sort of Avatar: The Last Airbender crossover.
We had a big celebration in the Water Kingdom, mutliple groups of people came together and everyone was wearing a bracelet to show what group they belonged to.
Well, I was some lone wolf loser that rather relied on himself than on others. Thus, I had neither a group nor a bracelet.
Since this made me feel really bad over time, I walked up to a group led by Megumin (:^) and complimented her bracelet, saying how cool it looks.
I asked if it would be possible for her to make me one too and let me stay with their group. So, she started metal bending a bunch of steel that was laying around. Midway, I started helping her out with fire bending and melted all the pieces together.
We worked together pretty well. After so long, we finished the work and I had my own bracelet.
Well, to thank her I gave her a nice hug which ended up with both of our faces being only inches apart. Simultaneously, we started making out. She pushed me onto the ground, got on top of me and started kissing my neck while also grinding her lower body against mine.
Eventually we rolled around with me being on top of her this time.
I did the same to her but also had my hand slowly wander down her body...until....I fucking wake up.
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>honestly believe that I deserve a 9/10 woman
>don't know any
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We grew up on TV shows and movies where the protagonist always gets the pretty girl
We see ourselves as the protagonists of our existence so us getting the girl is a justice
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>>34436543
Fug.
Originallsn
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>>34436543
But I never liked any of the girls on the televis--
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this girl is giving off flirty vibes but when i snap her she responds the day after and then its just the same thing over and over again
>ask her out for breakfast
>she sounds really excited and says yes
>week after get her snap
>snap her once and a day l8r she responds
>respond and it takes another day for her to respond
>Ask her out again and she sounds excited
>snap her and no response
>check her other social media and she is relatively active at the time
wtf is this game. I DON'T GET IT
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basically you're not the only guy trying to get that pussy and you're pretty low on the list. you're high enough to warrant some attention a few times a day so you can compliment her and give her validation, but not high enough that she would actually suck your dick or go out with you.
in simpler terms, you're orbiting and providing her with self validation because of your infatuation.
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Depends how long you've known her. Did you just meet?
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>>34436813
I met her like 2 weeks ago
>>34436527
shes a shut-in girl. Told me she has anxiety, sleep insomnia and ADD. But she is really smart and goes on numerous trips throughout the country and world
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>tfw 25 y/o khv autistic neet
>not even memeing like most you
>actually a legit neurotic mid 20s neet that still lives with parents
You don't know humiliation
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>26yo
>KHV
>NEET
>last thing I did was conscription in 2010
>live with parents
>no friends
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>going to be a 24 yo virgin this year
It's over isn't it?
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>>34436489
Don't give up anon.
I was in the same situation and got my first job at 26 at a warehouse. Night shifts are perfect for robot.
Janitorial work during night shift is also maximum comfy because there's literally nobody supervising you. I used to do that at a hospital.
Trust me, you will feel a lot better once you get your fist paycheck. It's one of the best feelings I have ever experienced in my life. If you don't like your new job, you can always quit.
I genuinely wish you best of luck finding a comfy robot job, anon.
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When is the last time you had sex or a girlfriend? 2017-01-27 12:19:58 Post No.34436452
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When is the last time you had sex or a girlfriend?
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This is a thread for the non-virgin robots of r9k.
When is the last time you had sex/gf, why, and how do you feel without it?
I haven't had sex since about July of 2015 shortly before I cut contact with my then girlfriend. Our relationship was deteriorating and I couldn't stand to be around her anymore after I realized what shitty, greedy cunt she was. I remember that after I had done a favor to her, giving her a ride to her car for some reason (No idea why I even did it), she texted me that she would repay me with a blowjob or something. I remember replying a simple "nah" and then deleting her from my phone.
It's been almost 2 years without sex and I don't care that much, I just fuck my flashlight and focus on work/school/music. I've been focusing on getting /fit/, /fa/, and becoming the man I want to be. Still yet to find a woman who is even decent, pretty much gave up on that.
How about you?
>Also, I thought I was getting close to getting laid again but alas I have been rejected. Oh well, fuck that trashy bitch. I don't know what I was thinking anyway.
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Havent had sex since October 2016. So it hasn't been too long.
I moved to a new state and Im not in a college town so its hard to find horny sluts roaming around.
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about a month or so. Creampied this 5.5/10 blonde but she was high t as fuck and I fucked her for 2 hours straight cause I fap a lot
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Started working out a lot but found out that I have zero social skills no matter how fit I get. Still banging escorts, still working out.
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I came out to a friend 2017-01-27 12:17:05 Post No.34436388
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I came out as gay to a friend in my small social circle over discord, and then I kind of sperged out (not diagnosed but almost certain I'm on the spectrum) and I haven't talked to any of my friends in days. It honestly feels good to be isolated. I don't feel like interacting with idiots who just cause me to rage internally.
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>>34436388
Then you end up with no friends like me and you talk to yourself daily because you literally haven't said a single word to another human being in over a week.
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>>34436388
You can find better friends anon!
I talk to a few people on discord and they're all really nice to me even though I'm a dummy! :3
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>>34436388
I kinda did the same thing not intentionally though. I hook up with a trap drunk in front of my friends.so that made me pretty gay.
But after I still don't feel gay. I don't really like men and more attractive to females.but whatever's, it's a good way to weed out people of your life. I'm just so lonely that I seek out any sort of human intact.
>that kid who wore anime sweatshirts and thought he/she was better than everyone else because he/she played old videogames
>that kid who said your name and when you responded to him he would act like he didn't say anything
>that annoying kid who sounded like a stereotypical gay guy who has tourettes syndrome
>that autistic kid who was entertaining when he threw a fit
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>>34436362
>that retarded kid who looked at henttai in class
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>>34436362
>that kid that didn't brush his teeth at mornings until 8th grade and no one ever wanted to be near him
>that kid that took every chance to argue with the teacher about atheism even if the class was math
>that kid that looked up porn in the library and got expelled
>that kid that would only show up like once a month
>that weeb who brought a katana to school and got the police called on him
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>that kid that thought he is gonna get laid
kek
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Do you guys really think that by having a gf all your problems will just go away? I mean have you guys been to /adv/? Most of those fuckers are asking advice on how to end a relationship.
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>>34436347
nah i dont really care
originally of course
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le cookie face
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>>34436347
I was a robot until I started dating this 9/10. Its been18months and I'm worse than ever. Great on the outside, but I fucking hate everything again. It was admittedly nice for the first while but time changes everything. I don't know how get free.
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Okay /r9k/ hear me out
>stopped drinking weeks ago
>drinking close to no soda anymore
>cooking more than before
>able to keep my apartment clean mostly
>finally able to actually brush my teeth every evening
>feel much better
And yet no motivation to do anything. I'm not going to my exams even though it's my first year of university. I haven't been at the university for nearly 3 months, so I was practically never there. I'm just sitting at my pc all day. Sometimes wandering aimlessly around when there is nothing to do. I watch some anime that comes out this season. Videogames bring me close to no joy. I know basically no one in this city, since I moved here for university.
How do I proceed? Do I need to do sports to find motivation? Do I need to try get """friends"""? Any normies that can help out? I know you're here. I just want to continue feeling better. I'm not fat either. Only a slight belly currently and otherwise no extra fat.
Economics major and living in Germany.
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Face reality and align it with your dreams as best you can because that's all life is.
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>>34436273
I feel like I would destroy my fathers feelings like this. I really want to get somewhere in life to make him proud. We never had a strong connection, but he loves me and I love him. We just never said it. I want to use this as a way to show this to him. So I can't afford to fail.
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Sup, fellow germanbro, which city you in?
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round 2 of the adult swim cuck prank calls
> adult swim has a live stream with a call in phone number
> it would be a shame if people cucked the line
call in and let them cucks know what for boys
818- 238 -8240
here's the 1st thread where we did
#p34433353
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could you link to the livestream so I can watch this funny mischief
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http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
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scoring system:
1pt = saying cuck
2pt = saying you are from cuckistan
5pts for a long story that ends with something about cucks
1 pt for every cuck meme
1 pt for nigger
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>got a gf
>she browses r9k
>tfw can't ask for advice about my relationship because I'm afraid that she'll see it
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>hurr what is /adv/
how'd a downy like you get a gf
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>>34436220
>Meet several pieces of human garbage on this board
>suddenly meet a qt
>she's interesting and kind
>I will never trust that she isn't somehow just another piece of human garbage
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>>34436295
what does interesting mean
>22
>still horrible acne
fuck this world
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>>34436180
Just drink more water, brah
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cut all soda out of the mix
wash face upon waking up, middle of the day and before you go to sleep
avoid super greasy foods because your body is the kind to detox its self through your pores.
All that greasy shit your body doesn't need, needs to be exfoliated somewhere, some people its through their shit or their sweat but for you its your pores. So just keep that shit clean at all times. Once you start to see your skin start to get greasy, wash it. Moisturize it
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>>34436180
>20
>not eating junk food, drink only water
>excercise daily
>take fish oil pills, zink and vitamin a
>acne keeps happening
Fucking hold me
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>in 2017 this is a widely accepted and even attractive way for a young females to act
Why do we allow this to happen, /r9k/?
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>>34436099
This gif is so fucking hot.
Also, checked.
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"young females"
That's mandy kay.
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>>34436099
It's hot weeb. Go jerk off to your Asian trannies, faggot