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> You WILL do your best and you WILL get yourself a girlfriend by the end of this month, understand ?
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>>34437034
For the first time in years I'm actually having to interact with new people daily so you never know, but it's still incredibly fucking unlikely
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>>34437034
I couldn't be bothered though it's far too much effort
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>>34437034
Seeing as how I'm a KHV NEET who hasn't left his parents' home in 2 months, I find that a little unlikely friendo.
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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN BOYS 2017-01-27 12:53:43 Post No.34437026
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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN BOYS
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Post the seventh picture from the bottom of your picture folder: I'll start
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intradesting
instradisting indeed
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>>34437026
all the pictures at the bottom of my folder have names that aren't numbers
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>>34437026
I'd still vote for him.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on these gentlemen?
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>>34437023
Post-op's-mom head trauma. Not very rare, there are millions of cases. The illness seems to target Chads who buck your mom
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>>34437023
Theyre here to make sure our planet is ready to merge into an alien society
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>>34437023
/r9k/ hasn't taken the bogpill yet.
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I WANT OFF THIS RIDE PLEASE GO HELP US DO SOMETHING PLS
HALP
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>he doesn't want Duke Nukem to be a reality
what kinda faggot are you?
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Soylent Green is almost here folks
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>>34437012
They aren't hybrid babies
The pig fetus is growing human muscle in the same way they grew ears on that rat
It's just a new way to use livestock, only incredibly more efficient because we can just grow new organs
Robots, have you ever considered joining a monastery?
>tfw not smart enough for uni
>tfw wagecucking is torture
>tfw 5'6 manlet
>tfw local brotherhood for life
Im here because i have no direction in my life and i dont want my fate to end in suicide
Im 20. Thoughts?
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i'm not religious and a religious lifestyle would be torture for me.
glad to see that you found something that worked out for you though anon,
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>>34436960
>Robots
none here. Only normies living fulfilling lives and posting their trash here
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>>34436960
I think about joining a monastery all the time and it's not only because I'm a 5'9'' manlet--I genuinely want to do nothing but seat beneath palm trees and contemplate Christ and his message.
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Any Latvians on r9k?
Any girls from Latvia want to meet up?
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>>34436916
Are you that same shitposter from >>>/int/ ?
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>>34437028
No, I don't frequent that board.
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>>34437052
OK, I'll let you off then
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>meet girl throug mutual friends
>overhear that she wants to see [currently airing movie]
>casually ask her if she wants to go see [currently airing movie] with me
>have a great night, laugh together
>laughter quiets down
>look into her eyes
>she looks into mine
>go in for the kiss
>"EEWWW ANON WTF DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A DATE OR SOMETHING please drive me home"
>drive her home in awkward silence feeling a mix of shame, disappoinment and anger
>traffic is ass and the 3 mile drive takes almost half an hour
>drop her off saying little more than "well, bye then, I guess"
>head home
>on the way home phone vibrates a couple of times
>get home and check the messages
>friend1: "anon, I can't believe you tried to kiss [girl], don't you know she's going out with [guy]?"
>friend2: "WTF, you're into THAT kind of girl, that's honestly fucked up bro"
>dad: "don't worry son, when did you last talk to that one girl you used hang out with in highschool all the time?"
>grandma: "so, that means no great grandchildren? - I'm already 83, you know, I'm not gonna live forever"
Something like this happening is my single worst fear and the only reason I've never asked a girl out. Is there any hope?
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>>34436898
I'm having trouble understanding if this did happen or didn't happen and you're afraid of it happening. Can you clarify this for me?
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funny story, the inclusion of grandma is a nice punchline but gives it away
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>>34436898
You should put the part explaining your story never happened at the start of your post next time so I don't have to read it
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HELP ME /r9k/ I NEED BIG FAT HAIRY GOTH PUSSY ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW
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>>34436888
why do i want to put my dick inside that ugly roastie so bad?
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>>34437079
You might be a reasonably healthy heterosexual male? And she's pretty cute.
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>>34437178
gross.
i can hear that chair straining from over the interwebs.
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being hit on while wearing no makeup and everyday clothes is a good thing, right?
pic unrelated
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>>34436867
>people finding you attractive is a good thing right?
sure
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Not really. Only thing girls need to be bangable is to not be fat or hideously, repulsively disfigured.
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>>34436867
That looks like Alia Shawkat, but more slutty
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Boy, what's wrong with your body?
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>>34436846
i have gyno from taking hrt
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>go to the gym and lift
>eat balls to the wall protein supplements
>no gains
>stop going to the gym and taking supplements
>become big muscle mother effer
Also,
>drink a whole bunch of water
>hermatocrit shoots up
>stop drinking water
>hermatocrit drops back to a healthy level
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>>34436881
What the freak is gyno?
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>find out the person i fell for and was doing lewd stuff with is only 16 years old
what do i do
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Let this be a lesson, Steam friends threads are crawling with underageb&s. Always, ALWAYS ask first.>tfw apparently a 16 year old robot can get people to fall for him but I'm an adult and can't
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1) Is it illegal where you live?
If not: Who cares
If yes: Completely cut contact immediately. Ghost her. Pray she doesn't have any proof because your life is now in the hands of a 16 year old girl
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>>34436798
The same thing happened to me. Describe this girl
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Go.
Who do I want to see tn? Not this bitch
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>>34436778
This one is doing a lot better
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>>34436837
Being so exited about a tv show
She knows how boring you are just for that
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>>34436778
>BTFO rosaties on the daily
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I'm ridiculously high currently, ask me anything!
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Beef or pork?
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Do you miss being a female anon?
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>>34436791
Neither! Smoked meat nigs
>>34436823
Oh I was never a female at any point in my life, ahaha
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>wageslave away
>finally get monies for a nice processor
>launch game
>whole pc crashes
what's causing this?
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you forgot to buy the rest of the pc
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>>34436761
is ure computer butt plugged in?
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>>34436761
probably the fact that you went with amd, retard. you could've at least gotten a zen processor if you were going to go with such a shit company
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>Some woman forgets her bra in my apartment's communal dryer
>gets mixed in with my clothes
>finally find it
so what do I do now? Do I try to sneak it back and leave it somewhere and risk being labeled a pervert bra thief forever, or do I throw it out and pretend I never ended up with it?
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>>34436725
You tell them they left the bra in the dryer and hand it back.
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>>34436725
just throw it out my dude.
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>>34436725
wear it faggot