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Just drop out of college, brah 2017-01-27 02:18:24 Post No.34438623
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Just drop out of college, brah
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2017-01-27 02:18:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZiANEJHMGg
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Sorry but how does he fund all of this?
He didn't say what app, nor did he say what his clothing brand is, so i'll assume his parents are rich.
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>>34438850
Didn't watch the video but that's usually the case with people like that. No one ever wants to admit how much Mommy and Daddy pay for their shit.
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>>34438623
I mean there is obviously some catch to it since he is being so vague about what he does
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whats up with white guys and hating on asian guys? asian guys hold no grudges against white guys but all of a sudden when its the other way around its always
>lel small dick
>dude r/asianmasculinity amirite
>im stealing your women chink cuck xD
whats up with that?
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The white devil is terrified of the true master race
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It's because white guys are scared of black and latinos
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>>34438557
They silently admire us and see most of us as bro-tier unless we're dating white women.
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I JUST GOT MY FIRST CAR
I'm gonna be rolling in the pussy now, right?
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I have a car, but i have a phobia of driving,
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That depends on what it is, OP.
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>>34438632
Dont be a fag, I almost died in a 70 mph head-on collision and I still drive
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Femanon here: How can i convince my boyfriend to have sex with other guys? 2017-01-27 02:13:29 Post No.34438535
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Femanon here: How can i convince my boyfriend to have sex with other guys?
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I've been trying to get my long term boyfriend to cuck me with dudes for a while now but he isn't into it at all. Let me start off by saying he's 100% straight, hate's homos, can't stand straps either just COMPLETELY against it in every way but I can't stop bothering him about.It isn't even the cuck factor that turns me on I just want to watch him get fucked by a guy.. I love yaoi so much I even went so far as buying him thigh highs and panties just so I can see him dress up and fantasise about dudes having his way with him.. I've tried reasuring him that I'll join in if being in bed with another dude alone is too much, but he says that would just make him hate it even more because the dude would be watching me as well, even though the guy would be 100% gay and would only be interested in him. What should I do anons? I'm scared that I'll lose him to some normie if I keep pestering him about it but it's a fetish I can't shake :C
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completely debase yourself for him. Drink his piss, lick his ass, let him ruin your asshole, piss inside of you, write things on you, slap you, hit you, spit on you, make you puke with his cock.
If you want something, you should offer something in return, you stupid, spoiled cunt.
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>>34438624
He isn't into that stuff tho.. He's pretty vanilla compared to I am, doesn't care for kinks as long as i blow him. Pretty boring desu
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Start with fingering him, then withold sex for awhile. Drink together and bring it up when you drink.
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Would you drive on the Seven Mile Bridge in the Florida Keys?
What if your car flipped over the side?
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>>34438514
Then my sides will have reached the ocean
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>car sinks to bottom of the ocean
>you die slowly from lack of oxygen
>try to force car door open but it just lets water into the car
>the water pressure prevents you from opening it enough to get out
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>7 miles
No thanks
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A Jelly-feeled donut
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>>34438505
nice one anon, you made me grin
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>>34438505
A GOD DAMN JELLY FEELED DONUT??
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>>34438505
I like this.
Have a nice day, anon-kun.
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Would Barron become one of us?
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>>34438465
>Billionaire family
>Has supermodel genes
>Is going to be closer to 6'6 than 6'
>Son of the President of the United States who has a cult of personality surrounding him
>Limitless opportunities
The kid is Richie Rich incarnate, he has almost no limitations. Anything that he wants to do, he has the power, finances, and connections to make happen. He's essentially a modern day prince.
There is literally nothing out of his grasp. While he is clearly an awkward kid, he's not going to end up in this pit of despair saying "WOE IS ME!"
The world isn't merely on very easy mode for him, he's using a Game Shark and has every cheat enabled.
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>tfw no Melania mommy
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>>34438549
Kek, he won't be remembered after trumps presidency. Hell do you know what the kids of former presidents are up to now? He'll be rich though with the TRUMP name if the business doesn't fall
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Okay robots, we have a new mission. We NEED to get Barron Trump to post here. He is one of us and is close to a position of power even if he is underage. Only Barron can tell his dad to make our lives great. We must make him the crown prince of the robots.
Please post evidence of Barron's autism here. Pic related is one of his drawings. He frequently plays minecraft and probably watches minecraft lets plays/youtubers, minecraft autists, you need to figure out which servers he's playing on and make contact.
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hey that's a really good drawing for a 12 year old
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>>34438527
Bump, we can convince him to unironically support basic income.
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>>34438527
I know, it's better than CWC's drawings when he's over 30 now.
Here's more evidence of Barron being autistic, he wears New Balance sneakers and probably has incest fantasies about his mother
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Hey /r9k/. I posted this /r/ and hasn't gotten much attention. I was hoping you guys could help.
I was wandering if you have any recommendations?
I'm looking for multiple hentai series'. As in, old school 90's action. Something that feels nostalgic, and innocent in nature.
I've been reminiscing about my early to mid teen years as of late and I'm looking for porn that reflects that.
Something Summer-y, the sounds of crickets, the orange sky at sunset, the rural feel. The cheesy sparkle on anime oceans. That kind of thing.
The Vapourwave of Hentai.
Always a pleasure,
- Anon.
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>>34438403
I guess try "La Blue Girl".
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>>34438447
Noted! Adding it to my list.
Thanks anon!
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>>34438403
Why not just find a normal animu like that? Though, I can't recommend any because I'm not a dirty weeb
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ASMR mommies?
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what's the point of asmr vids? it's like joi vids but sucks.
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>History is full of mommy asmr roleplay videos
I-I didn't think other people did this too
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>>34438393
at it's core it's just supposed to help you relax
What it's become in the past year or 2 is something different entirely
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>"Help! I've fallen and i can't get up"
what do?
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die
original tbqh senpai
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Life alert, duh.
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>>34438279
im not fucking taking care of some old grandma, fuck off. I would never be in this situation
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the most important chat of the day, serving it up on r9k BOP!
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https://discord.gg/Z8MNbhN
forgot to post link lol
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join this discord it is fucking ok
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diddley bumperoo
Why do I have such a strong desire to get a girl pregnant? It's not even sex that I really care about. I want to fill her fertile womb with my seed and make her have my children.
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>>34438270
Fill my ass with it instead
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do you seriously need to ask the internet this question without coming to the conclusion yourself?
it's pretty simple op
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anon, isnt this a fetish
ITT: post anime girls that would likely get blacked IRL
I'll start
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probably burns more coal than a steam engine
orgl
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>>34438268
Mako is a pure yuri how dare you
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>>34439289
GAMIGORIED
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Just applied to Border Patrol 2017-01-27 01:52:07 Post No.34438136
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Just applied to Border Patrol
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Border Patrol is hiring thousands of new people to curb the Mexican menace thanks to Trump. Why haven't you applied and helped MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?
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>>34438136
I live all the way in Pennsylvania. But if you're going border patrol then good luck to you.
Just be sure to shoot any Zeta scum in the head, the less of them the better for everyone.
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i want a latina gf pls god pls gggggooodddd
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>>34438136
i would if I wasn't in the army, maybe when I get out.