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How pathetic is it really? And how uncommon?

I cry myself to sleep nearly every night. At the very least I tear up as I ride the emotional rollercoaster before I pass out.

Is this really as pathetic as I think it is? I know people joke about "lol I'll just cry myself to sleep" a lot but is it funny because people really relate?
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What do you think about when you cry?
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>>34443364
It is pretty uncommon man.. I mean life is fucking shitty as fuck but crying is a bit over the top don't you think

How long has this been going on?
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>>34443438
Crying by itself isn't over the top. Literally crying yourself to sleep nightly is though.

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>be classmate with a cunt
>literal definiton of a pussified man
>fully fledged ignorant leftist
>acts like a fucking roastie
>even amy schumer is funnier than him, and that says a lot
>always says dumb shit
>brags about his air jordans everyday (he is not a nigger btw)
>for some reason he gets a lot of girls around him
>but he is so fucking retarded he didn't fuck any of them
>doesn't even have chad genetics and his face is barely 6/10

how does he do it
is it because he is lucky or roasties prefer mangina all the sudden
i don't want to be a faggot just to get girls reeeeeeeeee
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Fag hag itt

All fag hags check in
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>>34443316
It's because you focus on how annoying and how much of a "cunt" he is, while he just focus' on enjoying life.
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>>34443316
he is acting properly for the current time and his behavior, along with the behaviour of all the girls he attracts, appears to be reflecting off what is portrayed in current media.
Modern media is influencing him to act like a semi-retarded, materialistic wigger, and many girls like that because they have free choice and are also greatly influenced by the current media to be attracted to people that behave the way he is behaving. This is all now widely socially accepted.

tl;dr THEY'RE JUST HAVING FUN, GET WITH THE TIMES, GRANDPA xDD

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Be honest /r9k/, could you beat Serena Williams in a wrestling match?
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>>34443282
Can someone please explain to me how the literal fuck this happened

how did these two even meet? I didn't even really think of them living in the same universe
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huh she is pretty masculine, I suppose you kinda have to be in order to be competitive in any male dominated sport

this is the best pic I could find of her
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>>34443351
She's a nigger no one wants that

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>get drunk
>within minutes of intoxication my sexuality completely flips on itself and I start thinking about letting some loving boyfriend(or cute mommy tranny) passionately fuck me

I wasn't like this before. What other horrors will 2017 bring to a 23 year KV?
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>>34443237
are you cute at least?
post your ass you silly drunk slut
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>>34443237

Stop fapping to weird shit and letting your mind wander

/thread
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>>34443252
No thanks I'm liable to send boipussi but only to e-pals.

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>every single post I make, no matter what, is despised by everyone and I'm attacked for it
Why does everyone hate me?
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Man, that's such a terrible post. Go drink a bottle of Tabasco sauce, OP.

Lol, JK. Maybe see if you need to revise or soften some of your strong opinions? Everybody is wrong about something, including myself.
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>>34443443
They're not even strong opinions, or even opinions at all. Like I ask about books that are along a similar thematic line of a book I read, and everyone calls me a pseudointellectual who "pretends" to have a "deep understanding" of the book. I didn't claim to understand it. I just asked for peoples' opinions. And they just hate me.
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>>34443524
Kek, you can't take anything said on here personally anon. People are throwing shit at a wall and hoping it sticks.

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>tfw Chad snatched the girl I had feelings for AGAIN

When does this end? Will I ever have a girl actually want ME?
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Feelings are gey
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>>34443034
once chad has pumped and dumped her she will need your emotional support before the next pump'n'dump :) hang in there op
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>>34443085
Nah, this looks long term to be honest. At least long enough for me to stop seeing her ever.

She was legit wife material. I think Chad knows this.

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Stop clinging to attachment
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>>34443007
How? How do I put an end to this viscous cycle?
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>>34443007
Teach me great anon
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>>34443099
You need a rundown.

Would you let your crush stamp on your head as hard as she could once if it meant you got to fuck her afterwards?
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>>34442993
No, because I don't have a "crush", because I have literally no interaction with any IRL female besides my grandma and my mom
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She would really crush me.
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>>34442993
yeah I'd do it for free. also I don't want to fuck her I want her to fuck me and make me her slave


desu

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I'm a 22 year old virgin. Men biologically were never meant to go this long without sex. Why the fuck have feminists made it so hard to get sex in this day in age? Back in the day you could just take what you want and it was simple. Nowadays you gotta abide by so many bullshit written and unwritten rules.

Nope you cant talk to a woman without her permission or its creepy. You cant try to get sex or it's literally rape. Yeah you have to play all her bullshit mind games or she'll be dissatisfied. Even then she can drop you at any moment to fuck Chad.
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>>34442981
Watch more porn. Youll understand women better if you do.
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It's not hard to get sex, it's hard to get sex with someone you genuinely care about and find attractive. Most guys here could probably get some stupid, ugly, or fat slut to ride their cock after a few drinks, but nobody here actually wants that, right?

Right?
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I just want to fucking empty my seed into some bitch. Why did fucking women have to make attempting the simplest activity that humans have been doing since the beginning of mankind so fucking hard? Fucking rape culture.

No I dont want to pay for it either. I dont believe in prostitution.

what are cornerstones of your diet
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Salt. Burnt slices of toast.
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Liquid morphine
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fucking hellmann's, right on!

aslo alcohol
pizza
cum

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I want to move to (2D) Japan

Can someone please explain how I would do this?
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Virtual reality I guess?
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Take 10 acid tabs and drink 1 gram of MDMA mixed with water.
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Death is the only force powerful enough to break into the 2D realm.
You know what to do.
In case you don't, the answer is to commit suicide.

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I've been invited to a party by a robot-turned-normie. there will be people there that I don't know. Its in 2 hours. Do I go? What do people do at parties? I know a few people but not everyone
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>>34442902
If it is a masquerade, then go. >>>/trash/7419414
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>>34442902
Pull your dick out and just walk around talking to people like its normal.
The guys wont want to touch you and just maybe one of the girls will like what they see.
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>>34442950
how foolish i was to think i could get advice from this board

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Now there is often talk about the nature of women and who they are. People here will often make negative comments about them. Some is true and some is false. Much can be debated, but one thing is certainly true. AF/BB is real. In todays society 95% of women will value their glory fucking years as the best of her life. From 16-24 she will try to 'liberate herself and fuck as many guys as possible. She wants to experience it all black guys to whole football teams. She wants these men due to pure sexual attraction and to prove no man owns her. After this phase she will move on to find and marry someone who can provider for her and nothing else. She will avoid sex with him as much as possible once the marriage is official.

Now people think marrying a virgin is the key here, but that is wrong. She will resent you for not being able to fuck the whole football team and black guys in her prime. She feels entitled to that experience, and she will try to have sex with these people despite being married.

tldr AF/BB
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>>34442887
I would grade this high school essay a C but that's only because I know /r9k/ and you summed it up pretty lame.
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>>34442887
Yeah this was pretty gay, and this is common knowledge this is the first red pill most people encounter is the 80/20 rule or as you put it AF/BB.

But off to a good start none the less
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The only thing women truly despise is weakness

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Would it ever be possible for a NEET to get a gf? I know it would be hard because nearly all relationships are formed at school or work, or through friends. I'm tall and relatively good looking, and come from a wealthy family. Would I ever have a shot? Or is it just a dream for me now?
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>>34442865
Yeah, if you're white.

> I'm tall and relatively good looking, and come from a wealthy family.
You should have one already. What's your excuse?
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>>34442865
>nearly all relationships are formed at school or work

Think about why that is.

You need to be doing something with your life, man.
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>>34442873
I am White. I'm 21 and still never even been on a date with a girl. Girls never talk to me, I even asked out 2 girls to the movies in high school but they both rejected me.

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>Then
>come to America
>rape and kill indians, take land by force and trick them with money
>bring slaves
>now
>REEEEEE FUCKING BLACKS GET OUT
>REEEEEEE FUCKING MEXICANS
>REEEEE MINORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE

Why are white people so autistic?
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We are talking about a time where minorities actually worked hard
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>>34442850
Dont worry about it.
They arent all that different from everyone else anyway.
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Americans are made stupid by their shit education system.

They have no idea about anything that happened in history. All they know about is USA is the greatest and fuck Europe!! Maerica! God bless Lord Jesus

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